Christopher Johnson
@officialcdj.bsky.social
Former CBBC Presenter, current layabout. | Spotlight: 8617-6720-0912 | He/Him
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This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"
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Farage. Jackal. Laughter track.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Farage. Jackal. Laughter track.
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
“You’re a funny guy, Charlie Brown. I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.”
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died, Charlie Brown
[P] The truth is…you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Charlie Brown. I'm trying *real hard* to be the shepherd.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
“You’re a funny guy, Charlie Brown. I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.”
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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Morning thoughts about "AI".
Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
![Thoughts about “AI”
Yes it’s:
The slop
The theft
The brainrot
The loss of work
The crumbling of creator rights
The destroying of the environment and infrastructure
But it's also the destroying of trust in anything that you’re not seeing with your own eyes right in front of you.
Wonder now turned to the narrowing of eyes in immediate scepticism seeing something magical.
Questioning the realness of everything from a stilted written apology to profound works by students in school.
It feels like a slow poison to creativity and humanity at large.
[At the bottom is a doodle of me, mouth a thin line, looking at the viewer]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hlstghbtgoakwc7evp5v6ubw/bafkreihv3rly5g2olva6kbhnisvwtzqbyn3u3fxjfcbjqyp2zud22hrzgq@jpeg)
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Morning thoughts about "AI".
Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
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Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
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Everyone’s sexiness would definitely increase dramatically if we all dressed like pirates all of the time
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Everyone’s sexiness would definitely increase dramatically if we all dressed like pirates all of the time
Now THAT is how you experiment with the medium.
To everyone at @imagecomics.com who made this possible, thank you. What a creepy little treat!
To everyone at @imagecomics.com who made this possible, thank you. What a creepy little treat!
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now THAT is how you experiment with the medium.
To everyone at @imagecomics.com who made this possible, thank you. What a creepy little treat!
To everyone at @imagecomics.com who made this possible, thank you. What a creepy little treat!
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Don't make me tap the sign
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
That mate who’s got ALL of his priorities in order.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That mate who’s got ALL of his priorities in order.
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As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
Having just finished ep.3 of ‘It: Welcome to Derry’, can we all agree that Andy Muschietti must never be the last pair of eyes to sign off on a final edit? CGI in this was almost ‘The Flash’ levels of bad. Amazing work that seems to be missing that final gloss or texture, rendering it distracting.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Having just finished ep.3 of ‘It: Welcome to Derry’, can we all agree that Andy Muschietti must never be the last pair of eyes to sign off on a final edit? CGI in this was almost ‘The Flash’ levels of bad. Amazing work that seems to be missing that final gloss or texture, rendering it distracting.
Happy to report, ‘Predator: Badlands’ is a feckin’ good time. 12A, but with plenty of CGI/practical FX nightmare beasts and Weyland-Yutani synths to rip and tear through, it’s easily the most violent Predator movie of them all. Feels like a @darkhorse.com era Predator comic come to life.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Happy to report, ‘Predator: Badlands’ is a feckin’ good time. 12A, but with plenty of CGI/practical FX nightmare beasts and Weyland-Yutani synths to rip and tear through, it’s easily the most violent Predator movie of them all. Feels like a @darkhorse.com era Predator comic come to life.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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holy pop culture void batman
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
holy pop culture void batman
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Here’s my experience with BLADE: TRINITY
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
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In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
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On this week’s SCOTT HASNT SEEN, we watch BLADE: TRINITY, the third entry in the franchise starring Wesley Snipes as the Marvel superhero!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Here’s my experience with BLADE: TRINITY
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
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In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
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I am BEGGING the studios to pivot to Bluesky so entertainment journalists and critics can stop using Twitter as part of our jobs. My Predator: Badlands reaction post is bringing out nothing but misogynistic nazis.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am BEGGING the studios to pivot to Bluesky so entertainment journalists and critics can stop using Twitter as part of our jobs. My Predator: Badlands reaction post is bringing out nothing but misogynistic nazis.
With the Ultimate Universe 2.0 ending, I really hope that Marvel collect the entire thing into two big Marvel Omnibus volumes. Imagine having that entire run - Invasion, Spidey, X-Men et al - in two huge hardbacks, ready to revisit whenever you’re in the mood.
Man, I love comics.
Man, I love comics.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
With the Ultimate Universe 2.0 ending, I really hope that Marvel collect the entire thing into two big Marvel Omnibus volumes. Imagine having that entire run - Invasion, Spidey, X-Men et al - in two huge hardbacks, ready to revisit whenever you’re in the mood.
Man, I love comics.
Man, I love comics.
Seeing ‘Badlands’ this weekend, soooooo sod it, why not?:
Predator - ⭐️⭐⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator 2 - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predators - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Predator - ⭐️
Prey - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator: Killer of Killers - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
(No one counts the AvP films, c’mon…)
That’s a pretty strong batting average. Dan T was also behind the last two, so 🤞
Predator - ⭐️⭐⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator 2 - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predators - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Predator - ⭐️
Prey - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator: Killer of Killers - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
(No one counts the AvP films, c’mon…)
That’s a pretty strong batting average. Dan T was also behind the last two, so 🤞
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Seeing ‘Badlands’ this weekend, soooooo sod it, why not?:
Predator - ⭐️⭐⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator 2 - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predators - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Predator - ⭐️
Prey - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator: Killer of Killers - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
(No one counts the AvP films, c’mon…)
That’s a pretty strong batting average. Dan T was also behind the last two, so 🤞
Predator - ⭐️⭐⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator 2 - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predators - ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Predator - ⭐️
Prey - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Predator: Killer of Killers - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
(No one counts the AvP films, c’mon…)
That’s a pretty strong batting average. Dan T was also behind the last two, so 🤞
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mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
Every Dean in every 80’s frat house comedy has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Every Dean in every 80’s frat house comedy has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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Bubba Graham’s music single-handedly keeping me sane on this commute. What a swaggy don.
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bubba Graham’s music single-handedly keeping me sane on this commute. What a swaggy don.
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They said I shouldn’t do it. They said there was no point.
But I’ve done it. I’ve proved them wrong.
I’ve reinvented the wheel and it’s FUCKING AWESOME
But I’ve done it. I’ve proved them wrong.
I’ve reinvented the wheel and it’s FUCKING AWESOME
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
They said I shouldn’t do it. They said there was no point.
But I’ve done it. I’ve proved them wrong.
I’ve reinvented the wheel and it’s FUCKING AWESOME
But I’ve done it. I’ve proved them wrong.
I’ve reinvented the wheel and it’s FUCKING AWESOME
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