Christopher Johnson
@officialcdj.bsky.social
Former CBBC Presenter, current layabout. | Spotlight: 8617-6720-0912 | He/Him
Looking at the egg, that’s a wide bagel.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Looking at the egg, that’s a wide bagel.
Are you doing a science for breakfast?
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Are you doing a science for breakfast?
Bonus:
“Are you gonna bark all day, little Snoopy? Or are you gonna bite?”
“Are you gonna bark all day, little Snoopy? Or are you gonna bite?”
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Bonus:
“Are you gonna bark all day, little Snoopy? Or are you gonna bite?”
“Are you gonna bark all day, little Snoopy? Or are you gonna bite?”
The amount of people on TikTok giving this video the “Umm, actually…” in the comments has me feeling a tad like @soozuk.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The amount of people on TikTok giving this video the “Umm, actually…” in the comments has me feeling a tad like @soozuk.bsky.social
See, *that's* the kinda niche that I can get behind.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
See, *that's* the kinda niche that I can get behind.
Mad to think how many people were lost to too many birthdays, and way before their time probably.
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mad to think how many people were lost to too many birthdays, and way before their time probably.
The early 2000’s Microsoft Publisher energy of this cover is palpable.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The early 2000’s Microsoft Publisher energy of this cover is palpable.