my name is 100% James
@notnamedjames.bsky.social
don't believe my handle
✅ spam ✅ scams
✅ spam ✅ scams
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Tag yourself I’m “LEAH WAS UGLY.”
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Tag yourself I’m “LEAH WAS UGLY.”
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
Reposted by my name is 100% James
Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
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the true dark souls starts here
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
the true dark souls starts here
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Reposted by my name is 100% James
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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this is my OC evil greg. he has the power of 10,000 devils and kileld mario and stole his soul. he drinks to cope with all the devils
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
this is my OC evil greg. he has the power of 10,000 devils and kileld mario and stole his soul. he drinks to cope with all the devils
Reposted by my name is 100% James
Reposted by my name is 100% James
Reposted by my name is 100% James
rothko had a brief vision of a yugioh card
Why did nobody told me Rothko had an "evil" phase?
November 12, 2024 at 6:23 PM
rothko had a brief vision of a yugioh card
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
Reposted by my name is 100% James
Reposted by my name is 100% James
i feel like i see a lot of stolen himbo valor online and it pisses me off. you’re not a damn himbo! you’re nothing like the guy i went out with who told me his favorite artist was ‘leonardo the vinci’!
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
i feel like i see a lot of stolen himbo valor online and it pisses me off. you’re not a damn himbo! you’re nothing like the guy i went out with who told me his favorite artist was ‘leonardo the vinci’!
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All of this is a distraction from that disaster of a White House Ballroom addition
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
All of this is a distraction from that disaster of a White House Ballroom addition
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credit where it's due, this is one of the funniest ideas i've ever heard
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
credit where it's due, this is one of the funniest ideas i've ever heard
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how would one parody this?
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
how would one parody this?
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It also automatically registers your phone number for ActBlue?
January 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It also automatically registers your phone number for ActBlue?
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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i'm being put down tomorrow cuz i bit someone
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
i'm being put down tomorrow cuz i bit someone
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anything for you madam vice president 🫡
![We all know I ran a perfect campaing [sic] but was sabotaged by the Left. Avenge me by being annoying to Bluesky leftists.
-Vice President Kamala Harris](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x7i2lewpds2ch3gxsibardwp/bafkreidgzfjergb2eqithsu46pi2raitlytvqqlun3ku5p5fxuzybr2v34@jpeg)
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
anything for you madam vice president 🫡
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
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this mf a Mii
Should be bigger news that the bureau chief of Toronto Sun is celebrating an unarmed woman being executed in the street
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
this mf a Mii
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
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But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before