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chalupacabra🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
@possumancer.bsky.social
she/her - sister imperator of the trans cult - level 34 possumancer - average car enjoyer - banjo pervert - webbedsite: squalorcore.neocities.org
also starting the year off good so far by allowing myself to be in the group photo rather than finding any excuse to not be photographed

kind of a big step for me
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
deciding to drive 90 miles home new years during a snowstorm might not have been a good idea but queueing up nothing but dnb for the entire drive was a great idea

perfect music for the situation, 10/10 vibes
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
who the fuck gets in a fight at a reggae concert
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
a sandwich without pickle is like an angel without a dick or whatever
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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This is it, nature’s friendliest looking creature
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
not doing that "give me your honest thoughts about me" thing that's going around because i will cry
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
they really need to add a "turn off reposts from this user" button on here
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Don't kiss boys at midnight. It's New Year's Eve not New Years Steve

Be a lesbian

#newyearseve #nye #newyears
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
would it be a funny bit to show up at the belated holiday work party in full femme mode even though most of the people i work with think im a guy because i had to apply using my dead name and they only had XL uniform shirts?

show up like "THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER AND THEY'RE TECHNICALLY D CUPS"
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
fucked up that i gotta work today and i don't get to go home until next year
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i really need to stop waiting until i'm eepy to do my shot, almost jabbed myself with the draw needle jfc
December 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
unfortunately july 12th was a mixed bag for my zomboid character. at least i learned how to mix a decent jack and coke. silver linings.
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
yooo they got basement shows in zomboid!?!
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
gonna be 35 in a couple days

it's a good thing i'm very normal about the constant passage of time or else i would be emotionally distressed about that : )
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
sea lions and seals are starting to grow on me, i like how they're aquatic animals that constantly sound like they're drowning and/or miserable around water

like these guys are so me any time i have tried swimming
Seal PLUH 🗣️ 🗣️ 📢 🔥
YouTube video by EtanYello
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i did the map thing
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
oh big news on the chicken front one of the neighbors' chickens got out the other day and ended up in with ours and i can't catch her so now we have a new chicken i guess
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
POV you're getting perched on
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
gotta give today's bluesky main character credit: it is 100% correct for him to be using norman rockwell's freedom of speech painting as a pfp

it depicts an absolute dipshit being the only person in town to oppose building a new school after the old one burnt down. very fitting.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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now with 15% more PAIN
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
a haunted housr is a web site
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM