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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
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Kickstarting an autonomous drill that will bore into the center of the Earth and detonate its core, thereby destroying the planet.
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
my anti-gambling position will never be wrong
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
check out this awesome new account i found!
it’s probably going to take time to refollow everyone again, sorry if i haven’t gotten to you yet, my friends
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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For any new followers:

ACAB
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Free Palestine
COVID didn’t end it got worse, wear a mask and get your shots
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Linda³ is a pretty obscure monster collecting RPG from the PC-Engine with an enhanced release on the PS1 and Saturn that's sort of a bonkers sci-fi Noah's Arc story but also features some of the coolest art by Japanese artist Cannabis, who was an animator on Akira
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Virginia style Thanksgiving pizza
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
sometimes you suck the dick, sometimes the dick sucks you
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i bet it feels incredible to be involved in an incident
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
for security reasons i store all of my passwords in a little notebook that i keep next to my computer because hackers don't come to my house to do financial crimes, they do it inside my computer
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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the og Avatar Hater
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i was having a perfectly normal conversation with a stranger about her HOA and a nosey neighbor who was behaving badly and the conversation was basically over and she says "such slytherin behavior"
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Ok but can we say happy birthday to this poor woman who has been dealing with shit all day lol

BIRTHDAYS SHOULD BE AUTOMATIC HOLIDAYS
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Really enjoyed speaking w/ @paulmozur.bsky.social, global tech correspondent for the NYT, about the water & power draw of data centers worldwide.

Full episode:
techtonic.fm/episodes/202...
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
overhearing an older couple speaking in Vietnamese and I don't understand what they're saying except they keep saying the words "trigger warning"
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm not entirely convinced Amaury Guichon isn't bald and his hair is actually chocolate and until he lets me taste it I never will be
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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my therapist: the pop punk cover of allan sherman's hello muddah hello faddah isn't real, the pop punk cover of allan sherman's hello muddah hello faddah can't hurt you

the pop punk cover of allan sherman's hello muddah hello faddah:
Public Parking - Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh
YouTube video by matekomlosi
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Pandering to republicans at the cost of their own party was always the plan and you told me I had to vote for them anyway.

Never again. You all can be a cult if you want, but no more unearned votes for any of these assholes. Fuck "blue no matter who" and everyone who worships it
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
me when i wash ashore and feel amazing
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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He's called Adam Driver because your computer doesn't work until you install him correctly
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
it's denim jacket season btw
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i bet washing ashore would feel so amazing
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM