Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
i know this isn't news to a lot of us here but it's important people keep saying it
NEW from Important Context:
Genocide experts, including two past presidents of the International Association of Genocide Scholars, are speaking out about escalating attacks on transgender Americans in the U.S.
www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-wa...
Genocide experts, including two past presidents of the International Association of Genocide Scholars, are speaking out about escalating attacks on transgender Americans in the U.S.
www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-wa...
Experts Warn U.S. in Early Stages of Genocide Against Trans Americans
Genocide scholars say policies targeting transgender Americans match early warning signs of mass atrocity.
www.importantcontext.news
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
i know this isn't news to a lot of us here but it's important people keep saying it
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me when I'm stuck in traffic
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
me when I'm stuck in traffic
anyone know where the hell Dgeek is located on a map?
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
anyone know where the hell Dgeek is located on a map?
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"invading poland was a bad move but at least hitler got rid of that dreadful Mościcki"
that's how you sound
that's how you sound
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"invading poland was a bad move but at least hitler got rid of that dreadful Mościcki"
that's how you sound
that's how you sound
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I'm trying to tough things out until my bulk medicine order arrives instead of spending a bunch on transportation and a small amount from the local shop, so apologies if I'm not online much today.
Theoretically it's "out for delivery."
Theoretically it's "out for delivery."
Real late getting into the cot tonight.
Had to do an iso wash of my extracts and started it way too late. Also the new isopropyl I got smells like methanol, so I wanted to make sure it purged properly and ran the wash low and slow on the back end.
Never got the other meds from the store. 🛌
Had to do an iso wash of my extracts and started it way too late. Also the new isopropyl I got smells like methanol, so I wanted to make sure it purged properly and ran the wash low and slow on the back end.
Never got the other meds from the store. 🛌
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I'm trying to tough things out until my bulk medicine order arrives instead of spending a bunch on transportation and a small amount from the local shop, so apologies if I'm not online much today.
Theoretically it's "out for delivery."
Theoretically it's "out for delivery."
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abolish the fda
retvrn to tradition
retvrn to tradition
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
abolish the fda
retvrn to tradition
retvrn to tradition
You can't build magnificent wooden resort hotels like this anymore thanks to modern fire codes. Hotels simply don't burn down anymore so I think it's time we relax the fire codes already
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
You can't build magnificent wooden resort hotels like this anymore thanks to modern fire codes. Hotels simply don't burn down anymore so I think it's time we relax the fire codes already
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Enjoy the pleasure of rustic life
Good morning
Good morning
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Enjoy the pleasure of rustic life
Good morning
Good morning
I'm going to become the jorker. I'm mean I'm going to jork it. My penis i mean I'm going to become the penis jorker the jorker of my penis. I'm going to masturbate is what I'm saying do you get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'm going to become the jorker. I'm mean I'm going to jork it. My penis i mean I'm going to become the penis jorker the jorker of my penis. I'm going to masturbate is what I'm saying do you get it
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If your script has a thoroughly and completely researched lasagna recipe? It passes the bechamel Test
If your script has a 15th century French guy searching for eternal life? It passes the Flamel Test
Your script has a white woman with bangs that plays the ukulele? Congratulations! It passes the Deschanel Test!
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
If your script has a thoroughly and completely researched lasagna recipe? It passes the bechamel Test
oh hey it's me!
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
oh hey it's me!
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*tapping the sign*
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
*tapping the sign*
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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U.S. Imperialism Get Out
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
U.S. Imperialism Get Out
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
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U.S. Imperialism Get Out
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
U.S. Imperialism Get Out
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
Emory Douglas
As true today as it was 65 years ago
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if your nation has a soul, it is a rotten thing. do not rely on it
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
if your nation has a soul, it is a rotten thing. do not rely on it
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We cannot stop an illegal war against Venezuela
When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
We cannot stop an illegal war against Venezuela
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training my penis muscles so I can use it to grab things like a 5th limbe like an elephant
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 AM
training my penis muscles so I can use it to grab things like a 5th limbe like an elephant
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We will no longer fall for corporate scams!
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
We will no longer fall for corporate scams!
Bro you're not gonna believe this, I'm at home watching this pot and it starts fucking boiling! I know! They said it couldn't happen! Couldn't be done!
January 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Bro you're not gonna believe this, I'm at home watching this pot and it starts fucking boiling! I know! They said it couldn't happen! Couldn't be done!
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Map of Europe if sea levels rose 6000 m
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Map of Europe if sea levels rose 6000 m