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Keebler Youngblood
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Lobbyist for the women’s’ garment industry.
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Ole slappy
What in the world
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Who’s booking the Venezuela Comedy Festival?
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Do hospitals still do this? It was much easier than signs
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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how the fuck can any journalist remain on this fucking website.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Zelensky on Venezuela:

“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”

Omg I love it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Were these actually funny in like 1890 or have these always been dumb?
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
A Newly Created Polymarket Account Made $436,759.61 on Nicolás Maduro's Capture
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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plot twist
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
What if Maduro wins his case? Does he get his government back with interest?
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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What a coinkydink
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
lol possession of machine guns!? So we can go after our own government for that too then, right?
* former minister of Interior and Justice Ramón Rodríguez Chacín
* Niño Guerrero, head of "Tren de Aragua".

Charges:

1 Narco-terrorism conspiracy
2 Cocaine Importation conspiracy
3 Possession of machine guns and destructive devices
4 Conspiracy to possess above
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
We will no longer fall for corporate scams!
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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There is a real Meeting of the Minds on the other site to defend Elon Musk's CSAM generation project
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc)

#1: Reuters
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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swearing my oath on the enron people’s choice cookbook
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM