Keebler Youngblood
@youngkeebler.bsky.social
Lobbyist for the women’s’ garment industry.
Pinned
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Check out the Wikipedia entry for ejaculation at your own risk
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Check out the Wikipedia entry for ejaculation at your own risk
Check out the Wikipedia entry for ejaculation at your own risk
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Check out the Wikipedia entry for ejaculation at your own risk
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not to go all identity politics but I think it’s also because the victims are women
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
not to go all identity politics but I think it’s also because the victims are women
lol it uses Grok. Why would a company put a target on themselves like this?
Razer unveiled its AI concepts at CES 2026, which include an anime hologram that can speak to you, and headphones with built-in cameras.
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
lol it uses Grok. Why would a company put a target on themselves like this?
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Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Also neat at CES: HP’s battery-powered PC built into a keyboard. Sort of a screenless laptop.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
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Ole slappy
What in the world
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Ole slappy
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Who’s booking the Venezuela Comedy Festival?
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Who’s booking the Venezuela Comedy Festival?
Let’s goooo! @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Let’s goooo! @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Do hospitals still do this? It was much easier than signs
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Do hospitals still do this? It was much easier than signs
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how the fuck can any journalist remain on this fucking website.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
how the fuck can any journalist remain on this fucking website.
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
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Zelensky on Venezuela:
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Zelensky on Venezuela:
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
Were these actually funny in like 1890 or have these always been dumb?
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Were these actually funny in like 1890 or have these always been dumb?
A Newly Created Polymarket Account Made $436,759.61 on Nicolás Maduro's Capture
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
A Newly Created Polymarket Account Made $436,759.61 on Nicolás Maduro's Capture
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
What if Maduro wins his case? Does he get his government back with interest?
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
What if Maduro wins his case? Does he get his government back with interest?
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lol possession of machine guns!? So we can go after our own government for that too then, right?
* former minister of Interior and Justice Ramón Rodríguez Chacín
* Niño Guerrero, head of "Tren de Aragua".
Charges:
1 Narco-terrorism conspiracy
2 Cocaine Importation conspiracy
3 Possession of machine guns and destructive devices
4 Conspiracy to possess above
* Niño Guerrero, head of "Tren de Aragua".
Charges:
1 Narco-terrorism conspiracy
2 Cocaine Importation conspiracy
3 Possession of machine guns and destructive devices
4 Conspiracy to possess above
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
lol possession of machine guns!? So we can go after our own government for that too then, right?