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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
1K followers 470 following 5.5K posts
Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
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If I hit 1k followers, I will either post hole or stop posting hole depending on each individual follower's preference
a screenshot of my profile heading showing I'm at 995 followers.
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I'm making money moves
a screenshot of a conversation with the crown Prince of Dubai CP: Hello 👋 Greetings Me: Greetings your highness
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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i bet it feels so good for the bagel when she's sliced up into pieces
a plain bagel sliced normally
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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it was honestly such a flex when Frosty removed his own head to look at his still living body
Frosty the snowman holding his own head in his hand so that he can look at his body and confirm that he is in fact a snowman
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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They were aware of the blackmail gang beforehand and did not investigate
Within 10 days of Mr Gough's death, police received two more separate blackmail reports involving the same phone number that appeared on the note left at his house In both cases, the victims had arranged to meet someone on Grindr but were confronted by a group of young men who demanded money The group later presented themselves as "paedophile hunters" despite not giving police any intelligence supporting this claim Police treated the group as "individuals requiring safeguarding" rather than as potential offenders involved in extortion or blackmail
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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almost the perfect crime
And there's no video footage of the incident because the raccoon, which county officials named "Rocky," came in "through the ceiling" and "took the cameras down with him," county staff said.
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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don't forget the mudroom and laundry with two bathtubs attached to the gallery halll or the coat bath with an oversized bidet!
room labeled mudroom and laundry but also labeled coat closet with two two bathtubs and two sinks. the room is attached to a gallery halll with three L's a room labeled coat bath with a toilet, a very large bidet and a sink
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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have i got the product and/or service for you and your body!
a family size box of strawberry milkshake flavored frosted flakes with pink flakes
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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A billboard that says "this Thanksgiving, forget the cranberry sauce, bring the marijuana"
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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okay phrase, enjoy floating around in my head for the next 40-50 years
A person standing with their back to the camera wearing a white T-shirt on which the words "Got a dick like an penis" have been spray painted with stencils.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Big bodega cat
a goat with big horns stands across two perpendicular ice cream freezers in a Russian bodega
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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photo of a little kid with a speech bubble going to the above tweet
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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@edwardodell.bsky.social
a wiki entry for hot dog showing a classic hot dog on white bread bun with a single wiggly stripe of mustard down it with transparent background. The caption reads "Hotdogs were a ceremonial meal often consumed during the observation of a divination ritual sometimes known as "baseball" in a period known of the late American empire"
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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he's had some rough days and lost his hat and scarf along the way but I've still got him and i still love him
a white teddy bear named Matthew
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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if I'm supposed to get up and go to the gym this morning then why am i such a sleepy boy? checkmate atheists
a very sleepy boy with bed head and 5 am shadow
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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A photo of a man in a white wife beater lighting up a cigarette. Superimposed overtop of him is white text that reads, "I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, homoerotic cowboy movies, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, smoking, stealing books, lying for fun, being homosexual and standing outside in the rain."
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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man what are we even doing here i wanna believe that this is maybe helpful for disabled people in some kinda way but I'm honestly struggling
a case full of boxes of frozen grilled cheese sandwiches
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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same vibes
a tweet from baked Alaska saying the Democratic party defended slavery, started the civil war and founded the kkk but you'll never hear that in a history class user Krang Nelson responds lol you absolutely learn that in history class baked Alaska replies I was homeschooled and it was not taught
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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me when i wash ashore and feel amazing
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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it's denim jacket season btw
Photo of me in a car wearing a denim jacket covered in pins, I've got a button up shirt on with black white and brown stripes, an evil eye amulet and fake pearls, I've got a bit of a smile on my face, I'm wearing rainbow mirrored shades and I've got a thin mustache and medium brown hair
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The world if that British author had said "you know I hadn't thought about that, but maybe I'll find a way to include one in the next book" instead
one of those utopian landscapes with green spaces and giant rounded buildings and on top of one of the buildings is a trans pride flag, it's kind of hard to see, but it's utopia you don't need to see it to know it's true
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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A nice fall treat anyone can make with only two ingredients, Advil and Gatorade. I first remember hearing about Advil and Gatorade when I was still a child growing up in the somewhat metropolitan part of Virginia...
blue Gatorade being poured into a lovely glass tumbler filled with ice cubes
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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God's purest creature
Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy, a 2x4 plank with a blue smile and two eyes consisting of 2 red circles and 2 blue dots
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Andrew please the people need your leadership
a picture of Bud Dwyer, the gun in his hand at the press conference, Andrew Cuomo's face has been photoshopped on to Dwyer's body
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM