Pierce Nichols
@nocleverhandle.bsky.social
Creator of robot sailboats, occasional rocket scientist, general troublemaker. Bad jokes, willful obscurantism, cries for help, and political rants. Raised by squirrels. www.ladonrobotics.com
Note: main is for shitposts, replies are for sense.
Note: main is for shitposts, replies are for sense.
My favorite winter Olympics sports are skeleton and biathalon... because they are both kind of bananas but in very different ways.
February 17, 2026 at 5:43 AM
My favorite winter Olympics sports are skeleton and biathalon... because they are both kind of bananas but in very different ways.
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Somehow we all know which heritage they mean, and unfortunately not the good sides.
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Somehow we all know which heritage they mean, and unfortunately not the good sides.
Everything about this is hilarious. And it reminds me that I really need to take a trip to walk the Broomway some time.
A magnificent set of choices led to this. What a time to be alive www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Amazon delivery van 'stuck on The Broomway after following GPS'
HM Coastguard Southend says the van driver had been trying to get to Foulness Island.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Everything about this is hilarious. And it reminds me that I really need to take a trip to walk the Broomway some time.
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Ted Bundy, the serial killer did stuff like this.
This is profound sociopathy.
This is profound sociopathy.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Ted Bundy, the serial killer did stuff like this.
This is profound sociopathy.
This is profound sociopathy.
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"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
Huh... is MAHA pro-cannibalism?
I don’t want to be like Mike Tyson, Jay.
It’s incredible that Les Incompétents not only burned a fat stack of cash on a Mike Tyson Super Bowl ad, but are apparently building an entire campaign around him.
The food item for which Tyson is most famous is Evander Holyfield’s ear.
It’s incredible that Les Incompétents not only burned a fat stack of cash on a Mike Tyson Super Bowl ad, but are apparently building an entire campaign around him.
The food item for which Tyson is most famous is Evander Holyfield’s ear.
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Huh... is MAHA pro-cannibalism?
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Not sure who created this, but it's fabulous
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Not sure who created this, but it's fabulous
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I've never known anyone who was obsessed with immigration who wasn't an out and out loser and an absolute racist bigot.
I'm saying it because it's simply not said enough.
I'm saying it because it's simply not said enough.
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I've never known anyone who was obsessed with immigration who wasn't an out and out loser and an absolute racist bigot.
I'm saying it because it's simply not said enough.
I'm saying it because it's simply not said enough.
Reminder: Trump has pardoned more pedophiles than any US President in history.
Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter convicted of child sex abuse www.npr.org/2026/02/11/n...
A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child.
www.npr.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Reminder: Trump has pardoned more pedophiles than any US President in history.
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Your Bluesky experience will be immensely improved simply by browsing Will Stancil’s replies and blocking everybody being a freak. This takes out like 90 percent of the shittiest people on the site and makes everything better.
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Your Bluesky experience will be immensely improved simply by browsing Will Stancil’s replies and blocking everybody being a freak. This takes out like 90 percent of the shittiest people on the site and makes everything better.
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February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Two things clear to me from the Epstein files...
-- The venn diagram of people panicking about woke cancel culture and Epstein associates is a circle.
-- The chronic under-funding of American science has produced a gap that rich creeps like Epstein can slither into.
-- The venn diagram of people panicking about woke cancel culture and Epstein associates is a circle.
-- The chronic under-funding of American science has produced a gap that rich creeps like Epstein can slither into.
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Two things clear to me from the Epstein files...
-- The venn diagram of people panicking about woke cancel culture and Epstein associates is a circle.
-- The chronic under-funding of American science has produced a gap that rich creeps like Epstein can slither into.
-- The venn diagram of people panicking about woke cancel culture and Epstein associates is a circle.
-- The chronic under-funding of American science has produced a gap that rich creeps like Epstein can slither into.
Deranged, murderous shitbird dies (no, a different one). Good fucking riddance. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/s...
Peter H. Duesberg, 89, Renowned Biologist Turned H.I.V. Denialist, Dies
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Deranged, murderous shitbird dies (no, a different one). Good fucking riddance. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/s...
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The gestapo must be destroyed by any means necessary.
Scoop: Federal agents were told this week that they have broader power to arrest people without a warrant, according to an internal Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo reviewed by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
ICE Expands Power of Agents to Arrest People Without Warrants
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The gestapo must be destroyed by any means necessary.
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Jesus Christ you freak, they’re just my neighbors
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Jesus Christ you freak, they’re just my neighbors
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
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“Breaking news: Renowned composer Philip Glass…”
*Oh no…*
“…withdraws from Kennedy Center.”
*Fuck yeah*
*Oh no…*
“…withdraws from Kennedy Center.”
*Fuck yeah*
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
“Breaking news: Renowned composer Philip Glass…”
*Oh no…*
“…withdraws from Kennedy Center.”
*Fuck yeah*
*Oh no…*
“…withdraws from Kennedy Center.”
*Fuck yeah*
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🎁 ARTICLE
DEMOTED!
Greg Bovino Lost His Job!
The Border Patrol chief was ousted from his role as “commander at large” & will return to El Centro
@gigialexander123.bsky.social @katarinakriz.bsky.social @im-just-sayin.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
DEMOTED!
Greg Bovino Lost His Job!
The Border Patrol chief was ousted from his role as “commander at large” & will return to El Centro
@gigialexander123.bsky.social @katarinakriz.bsky.social @im-just-sayin.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
🎁 ARTICLE
DEMOTED!
Greg Bovino Lost His Job!
The Border Patrol chief was ousted from his role as “commander at large” & will return to El Centro
@gigialexander123.bsky.social @katarinakriz.bsky.social @im-just-sayin.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
DEMOTED!
Greg Bovino Lost His Job!
The Border Patrol chief was ousted from his role as “commander at large” & will return to El Centro
@gigialexander123.bsky.social @katarinakriz.bsky.social @im-just-sayin.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Goddamnit, this is the first thing that has made me consider using an AI video generator. I want a video of Bovino being carried off by a seagull and dropped from a great height.
Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk
January 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Goddamnit, this is the first thing that has made me consider using an AI video generator. I want a video of Bovino being carried off by a seagull and dropped from a great height.
Working at McDonalds is perfectly respectable... and they're always hiring.
Is there some reason why they can’t fucking quit my dude
January 26, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Working at McDonalds is perfectly respectable... and they're always hiring.
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I don’t own a gun, I don’t want to own a gun, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I don’t own a gun, I don’t want to own a gun, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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Many people are saying this agent appears drunk.
Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Many people are saying this agent appears drunk.