Michael Salerno
@mikenjd.bsky.social
Broadway lawyer. Lover of entertainment, politics, and woefully, the New York Mets.
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party pooper reporting for duty again to remind you that hate-views are still views so no one better watch that other halftime show (even after the fact!!) just to make fun of it ty
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
party pooper reporting for duty again to remind you that hate-views are still views so no one better watch that other halftime show (even after the fact!!) just to make fun of it ty
USA Mixed Doubles Curling team has been choking like crazy since yesterday. Not that I'm a curling expert, but the commentators have just been noting mistake after mistake. They lost to South Korea yesterday who hadn't had a win yet.
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
USA Mixed Doubles Curling team has been choking like crazy since yesterday. Not that I'm a curling expert, but the commentators have just been noting mistake after mistake. They lost to South Korea yesterday who hadn't had a win yet.
Why isn't it first foot over the finish line on the Snowboard Parallel Giant Slalom? Because one dude is 3" taller so he has longer fingers he wins?? #WinterOlympics
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Why isn't it first foot over the finish line on the Snowboard Parallel Giant Slalom? Because one dude is 3" taller so he has longer fingers he wins?? #WinterOlympics
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February 8, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
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February 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I M LIVID
I M LIVID
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OK so now the former CEO of Tumblr is running the Washington Post. Tumblr. A company whose history is a textbook case study in corporate value destruction.
February 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
OK so now the former CEO of Tumblr is running the Washington Post. Tumblr. A company whose history is a textbook case study in corporate value destruction.
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This is a great piece. Loved this anecdote.
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This is a great piece. Loved this anecdote.
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WaPo editorial board when TX imposes a legislative gerrymander: don't freak out guys! Not a threat to democracy!
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
WaPo editorial board when TX imposes a legislative gerrymander: don't freak out guys! Not a threat to democracy!
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
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God I love the sound of helicopters heading to Franklin St
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
God I love the sound of helicopters heading to Franklin St
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The fall of the fountain in public spaces should be rued.
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The fall of the fountain in public spaces should be rued.
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Congrats to @michaelcrawford.com only for his big win versus Duke tonight.
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Congrats to @michaelcrawford.com only for his big win versus Duke tonight.
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Amazing photos here
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Amazing photos here
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Imagine going to Italy and bringing food from home. Unprecedented depths of loserdom afoot. bsky.app/profile/hock...
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Imagine going to Italy and bringing food from home. Unprecedented depths of loserdom afoot. bsky.app/profile/hock...
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Hot take, but no one should be using ChatGPT and any AI products in general.
OpenAI president Greg Brockman and his wife donated $25 million to MAGA Inc in 2025.
There's a push to boycott ChatGPT, that tool is now added to StopICEToday.com
There's a push to boycott ChatGPT, that tool is now added to StopICEToday.com
I gathered a few resources you can use & take action with to protect your communities from ICE:
stopicetoday.com
stopicetoday.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Hot take, but no one should be using ChatGPT and any AI products in general.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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GOLD MEDAL IN SPEED SKATING FOR
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The first Italian woman EVER to win a gold medal in speed skating! On the first day of the Italian Olympics!
🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹 FRANCESCA LOLLABRIGIDA🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹
The first Italian woman EVER to win a gold medal in speed skating! On the first day of the Italian Olympics!
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
GOLD MEDAL IN SPEED SKATING FOR
🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹 FRANCESCA LOLLABRIGIDA🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹
The first Italian woman EVER to win a gold medal in speed skating! On the first day of the Italian Olympics!
🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹 FRANCESCA LOLLABRIGIDA🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹
The first Italian woman EVER to win a gold medal in speed skating! On the first day of the Italian Olympics!
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Kid Rock looks like the son of Macaulay Culkin and Yosemite Sam
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Kid Rock looks like the son of Macaulay Culkin and Yosemite Sam
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
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I encountered this proposed railway map before I had any coffee, and that was my mistake. www.dezeen.com/2026/02/06/t...
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I encountered this proposed railway map before I had any coffee, and that was my mistake. www.dezeen.com/2026/02/06/t...
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February 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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