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Michael Salerno
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Broadway lawyer. Lover of entertainment, politics, and woefully, the New York Mets.
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February 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Wow. Canada getting a HUGE pop when it enters the arena.

NBC is 100% going to mute the boos for the US team. #Olympics #OpeningCeremony
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I know people make fun of Olympics Opening Ceremonies as being silly, but I love them. It's freaking art, man, with messages of hope and unity and brotherhood and improving the world.

You can miss me with your cynicism.
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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not to brag or anything but i never thought fake internet money you cant use anywhere was a good investment
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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If you know anybody in the White House press corps, Mark has provided them with at least 15 minutes of increasingly tense and terse entertainment here. Every question should be asked. Every. Single. Question.
White House press corps, I know some of you are shy, so let me help you get started. This isn't fifty questions--I could only fit twenty-one in alt text--but let me know if you need more!
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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This is art
I continue to be befuddled by where one goes, career-wise, after having developed an absolutely killer Claire Danes impression (this isn't quite the Vaughn Meader career arc), and yet I am still blown away by how well Beth Hoyt does this.

www.instagram.com/reel/DUUCgk4...
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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I'm sorry when was AOC a "left-wing agitator?" She was an elected member of congress. She didn't harass fellow members like MTG did/does.

Is being left of Pelosi considered being an "agitator" by the NYT's?

Does Kellen know what being a "left-wing agitator" means?
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I mean fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this guy
TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.

(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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If they make a sequel to Muppets Take Manhattan I hope they do it while he’s mayor and put him in it.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Part of what makes Mamdani so great is that he’s just like… a normal nice guy. He’s reacting like a human being. Too many politicians have faux culture war brain worms and it makes them weird and offputting.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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good to see these stories about progressive politics and sexuality are helping to line the pockets of the [checks notes] Murdoch family
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Rule of Goats 2.0

cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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one thing i always look for in a currency is the capacity to lose 15% of its value in response to nothing in particular
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Looks like Disney’s warning about fewer foreign tourists to the US was no joke.

@financialtimes.com #$DIS
www.ft.com/content/8f6d...
February 6, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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I feel like…
The president….
Might not…
Consider Black people…
…to be his equals
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.

It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Is this good chat
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM