Michael Salerno
@mikenjd.bsky.social
Broadway lawyer. Lover of entertainment, politics, and woefully, the New York Mets.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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It's officially baseball time.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It's officially baseball time.
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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true bummer the final score is going to look Kinda Normal here
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
true bummer the final score is going to look Kinda Normal here
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There it is
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
There it is
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
“Suspected?!?!?!”
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
“Suspected?!?!?!”
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it tells you how maga-coded the Patriots are that a 49ers fan like me is actually rooting for the Seahawks
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
it tells you how maga-coded the Patriots are that a 49ers fan like me is actually rooting for the Seahawks
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The fact that it was directed by his fellow sex offender Brett Ratner is also quite something.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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🚨🚨IT IS BASEBALL SEASON
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
🚨🚨IT IS BASEBALL SEASON
Super Bowl a 2/10. Would not do again.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Super Bowl a 2/10. Would not do again.
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america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
Maye hasn’t thrown a good deep ball all game. What the hell was he doing there??
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Maye hasn’t thrown a good deep ball all game. What the hell was he doing there??
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And while everyone is feeling good about Benito giving a Grammy to someone who is not Liam Ramos: Congress can pass a personal bill to grant citizenship to Liam Ramos, his family and Kilmer Abrego Garcia.
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
And while everyone is feeling good about Benito giving a Grammy to someone who is not Liam Ramos: Congress can pass a personal bill to grant citizenship to Liam Ramos, his family and Kilmer Abrego Garcia.
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Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
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PBS kids is sending me
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
PBS kids is sending me
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Um Genspark even if you could do my work for me, I’d either lose my job to redundancy or be expected to do twice as much thanks to your “help,” not get a day off to go to the pool. Eff off.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
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The marketing person that recommended cloaking it under the mission of finding lost dogs should either get a million dollars or be buried head down in a pit.
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The marketing person that recommended cloaking it under the mission of finding lost dogs should either get a million dollars or be buried head down in a pit.
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In the end, the ad didn’t say your personal AI *won’t* kill you
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
In the end, the ad didn’t say your personal AI *won’t* kill you
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It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
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Who can forget that Super Bowl half-time show when Madonna just recited quarterly stock market gains.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Who can forget that Super Bowl half-time show when Madonna just recited quarterly stock market gains.
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This is the message MAGA is protesting.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
This is the message MAGA is protesting.
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That’s the best cancer screening ad EVER
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
That’s the best cancer screening ad EVER