David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
That was technically football
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
That was technically football
Was that a Kamehameha from Hunt
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Was that a Kamehameha from Hunt
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Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey
Go Birds
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey
I can't believe someone on today's Jeopardy gave the response "What's a Grecian urn?" and @kenjennings.bsky.social did NOTHING with it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I can't believe someone on today's Jeopardy gave the response "What's a Grecian urn?" and @kenjennings.bsky.social did NOTHING with it.
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Fuck it primary both senators in every state where this happened. Pour encourager les autres.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fuck it primary both senators in every state where this happened. Pour encourager les autres.
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Running for president on the sole platform of "taking phone calls on speaker in the quiet car should be a capital crime"
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Running for president on the sole platform of "taking phone calls on speaker in the quiet car should be a capital crime"
I specifically told you that your constituents aren't falling for "we got them to hold a vote," TIM
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I specifically told you that your constituents aren't falling for "we got them to hold a vote," TIM
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Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Oh no
CARTOON BETS UwU
ITS WAIFU WEEK
LETS GET KAWAIIIIII
ITS WAIFU WEEK
LETS GET KAWAIIIIII
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh no
Mamdani is going to implement Scar law, so Be Prepared for that
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Scar law, so Be Prepared for that
All
Colas
Are
Bad
Colas
Are
Bad
Coca-Cola sparks backlash with AI-generated Christmas ad again this year.
Coca-Cola Sparks Backlash With AI-Generated Christmas Ad, Again
Coca-Cola has released more uncanny AI-generated Christmas ads, despite the backlash from last year, prompting calls to boycott the soft drink company.
www.forbes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All
Colas
Are
Bad
Colas
Are
Bad
Walking through the PC section of my local best buy and disabling Copilot on all the demo units, as praxis
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Walking through the PC section of my local best buy and disabling Copilot on all the demo units, as praxis
Let's call this Plan C after the moderate path of Nuremberg trials and my preferred option which **TOS VIOLATION REDACTED**
Absolutely sadistic.
A Dem Congress should pass a law banning anyone who is currently serving with ICE or CBP from future Fed employment.
The Feds should condition all future Fed grants to police depts on blanket refusals to hire ppl who were in ICE/CBP right now.
A Dem Congress should pass a law banning anyone who is currently serving with ICE or CBP from future Fed employment.
The Feds should condition all future Fed grants to police depts on blanket refusals to hire ppl who were in ICE/CBP right now.
Or Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been in America since he was two years old.
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Let's call this Plan C after the moderate path of Nuremberg trials and my preferred option which **TOS VIOLATION REDACTED**
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Everything about Howard Philips Lovecraft's work becomes a lot funnier after finding out he was a turbocoward in real life afraid of almost everything
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Everything about Howard Philips Lovecraft's work becomes a lot funnier after finding out he was a turbocoward in real life afraid of almost everything
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really illustrates just how stupid and unnecessary this whole shutdown is that we're almost 40 days in and Dems repeating what they've been asking for the entire time has people howling for blood because it's so unbelievably little that it must be them caving and surrendering
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
really illustrates just how stupid and unnecessary this whole shutdown is that we're almost 40 days in and Dems repeating what they've been asking for the entire time has people howling for blood because it's so unbelievably little that it must be them caving and surrendering
Is Chuck Schumer An Insane Optimist Or A Calculating Political Operator Giving Republicans Enough Rope To Hang Themselves, the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
REPUBLICANS REJECT DEMOCRATS' OFFER TO END SHUTDOWN: GOP AIDE
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is Chuck Schumer An Insane Optimist Or A Calculating Political Operator Giving Republicans Enough Rope To Hang Themselves, the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
1) One year is still the absolute stupidest length of ACA extension for the Dems to be demanding
2) I thought that was *always* their demand, though? And Republicans said it was unacceptable? I don't understand how this part of the offer is different from the last six weeks.
2) I thought that was *always* their demand, though? And Republicans said it was unacceptable? I don't understand how this part of the offer is different from the last six weeks.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
1) One year is still the absolute stupidest length of ACA extension for the Dems to be demanding
2) I thought that was *always* their demand, though? And Republicans said it was unacceptable? I don't understand how this part of the offer is different from the last six weeks.
2) I thought that was *always* their demand, though? And Republicans said it was unacceptable? I don't understand how this part of the offer is different from the last six weeks.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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If you're not watching tonight's display of alleged football, it's basically the Simpsons "Aww, the Denver Broncos?" bit but for three hours and the other team is equally hapless
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If you're not watching tonight's display of alleged football, it's basically the Simpsons "Aww, the Denver Broncos?" bit but for three hours and the other team is equally hapless
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I have absolutely no interest in middle ground or compromise on any human rights, for roughly the same reasons that I have absolutely no interest in allowing a leopard to eat only *part* of my face.
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I have absolutely no interest in middle ground or compromise on any human rights, for roughly the same reasons that I have absolutely no interest in allowing a leopard to eat only *part* of my face.