David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
Aw yeah, that's the good shit
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Aw yeah, that's the good shit
The top health official in the United States will be celebrating when it happens, too. Quite a country we've got.
"Heck of a job, Bobby."
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The top health official in the United States will be celebrating when it happens, too. Quite a country we've got.
I didn't expect WICKED: FOR GOOD to add a new song that's all but explicitly an argument for staying in America to fight Trumpism, but I don't...think I'm complaining?
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I didn't expect WICKED: FOR GOOD to add a new song that's all but explicitly an argument for staying in America to fight Trumpism, but I don't...think I'm complaining?
Red bucket ratings:
Salivation Army: 0/10, no stars
Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS: 10/10, sometimes Daniel Radcliffe auctions off typewritten profanity
Salivation Army: 0/10, no stars
Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS: 10/10, sometimes Daniel Radcliffe auctions off typewritten profanity
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Red bucket ratings:
Salivation Army: 0/10, no stars
Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS: 10/10, sometimes Daniel Radcliffe auctions off typewritten profanity
Salivation Army: 0/10, no stars
Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS: 10/10, sometimes Daniel Radcliffe auctions off typewritten profanity
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burger becky is one of the single most important and most prolific people in video games and a trans icon. she's really suffering, if anyone can donate to make her oncoming funeral as graceful for her family and loved ones as possible, that'd rule
This is it. I nearly suffocated by using the reetroom. I’m asking my doctors agreeing on a short cure. Only really sure painful prolonged angona is hereafter the grim reaps me. Please donate on the funeral fund me now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
burger becky is one of the single most important and most prolific people in video games and a trans icon. she's really suffering, if anyone can donate to make her oncoming funeral as graceful for her family and loved ones as possible, that'd rule
THE MOVIE WHERE TIMOTHY OMUNDSEN IS A LEPRECHAUN?!
Ryan Coogler said part of his influence for making Sinners was a childhood love for the Disney movie “Luck of the Irish” and let me tell you…he is so real for that.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
THE MOVIE WHERE TIMOTHY OMUNDSEN IS A LEPRECHAUN?!
A few days ago he did this during an Oval Office press conference and one of the reporters did call him on it. Not only did he refuse to believe the correction then, a few minutes later he brought up the exact same "fact" as if the first exchange had never happened. Brains coming out his ears.
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A few days ago he did this during an Oval Office press conference and one of the reporters did call him on it. Not only did he refuse to believe the correction then, a few minutes later he brought up the exact same "fact" as if the first exchange had never happened. Brains coming out his ears.
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Also I just wanna say that the idea that me too was a walk in the park and it could happen to anyone at random...
Literally go fuck yourself.
Literally go fuck yourself.
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Also I just wanna say that the idea that me too was a walk in the park and it could happen to anyone at random...
Literally go fuck yourself.
Literally go fuck yourself.
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Question for Mr. Donohue:
My kids are mixed race, so at what age would it have been okay for Epstein to rape them?
I'll take my answer in the form of screams from the fiery pits of hell, please.
My kids are mixed race, so at what age would it have been okay for Epstein to rape them?
I'll take my answer in the form of screams from the fiery pits of hell, please.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Question for Mr. Donohue:
My kids are mixed race, so at what age would it have been okay for Epstein to rape them?
I'll take my answer in the form of screams from the fiery pits of hell, please.
My kids are mixed race, so at what age would it have been okay for Epstein to rape them?
I'll take my answer in the form of screams from the fiery pits of hell, please.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
It's just the joke from the new NAKED GUN movie where Pamela Anderson says she writes true crime books based on stories she made up
Someday I'll stop being annoyed by the words 'nonfiction novel' but today is not that day.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's just the joke from the new NAKED GUN movie where Pamela Anderson says she writes true crime books based on stories she made up
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
"The conservative agenda is total annihilation for everyone, including themselves, and they've made peace with that" part whatever-this-is
ok i'll say it. i actually think it is super weird to be simultaneously proud of being a diaspora jew in america and a hardcore, "ideally no one comes here whatsoever" nativist. these are obviously contradictory stances for obvious reasons
Has anyone written a piece on how Batya Ungar-Sargon ended up like this? On this particular interview she also told Megyn Kelly that she thought the United States should ban ALL foreign students.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"The conservative agenda is total annihilation for everyone, including themselves, and they've made peace with that" part whatever-this-is
FEETS
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
FEETS
A whole Hobie Doyle movie? Would that it were so simple.
HAIL CAESAR! is legit one of the Coen's masterpieces, and this whole sequence of their date together is so sweet and lovely it could've been its own movie
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A whole Hobie Doyle movie? Would that it were so simple.
Thanks to @aptshadow.bsky.social for preparing me for the Age Of Pauls
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Thanks to @aptshadow.bsky.social for preparing me for the Age Of Pauls
To the extent any of these people ever cared about pedophilia at all they imagined it as versions of the Satanic Panic/Pizzagate. Total disengagement from reality when it conflicts with whatever they saw on Law & Order: SVU last week
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
To the extent any of these people ever cared about pedophilia at all they imagined it as versions of the Satanic Panic/Pizzagate. Total disengagement from reality when it conflicts with whatever they saw on Law & Order: SVU last week
Ah yes, definitely how I would summarize yesterday's revelations, WaPo, no notes
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ah yes, definitely how I would summarize yesterday's revelations, WaPo, no notes
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the key error was letting Boebert sit in those leather chairs they've got in the situation room- in theater seating there's no way she'll release her grip
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the key error was letting Boebert sit in those leather chairs they've got in the situation room- in theater seating there's no way she'll release her grip
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man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
DiNic's earns an unprecedented 17 stars. A day later the reviewer shows up at Pat's as a bit and gets punched in the kidneys.
I’m setting the o/u at 6.5 stars total
Michelin Stars are finally coming to Philly next week. How will the city’s restaurants fare?
Philly’s restaurant scene will finally receive the famous star ratings. How many stars should we expect and will restaurants like Kalaya or Provenance win one?
www.inquirer.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
DiNic's earns an unprecedented 17 stars. A day later the reviewer shows up at Pat's as a bit and gets punched in the kidneys.
My "not at a pedophile party" shirt etc
"Subject: Trump"
"Importance: High"
"The allegation was not at a pedophile party. It was at my house with me."
"Importance: High"
"The allegation was not at a pedophile party. It was at my house with me."
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My "not at a pedophile party" shirt etc
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