James
@mayornaise.bsky.social
Local Kingpin. Trophy husband. Mogul. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. I play guitar. Your friendly neighborhood commie. A Large Male of his species. I like and repost your posts.
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Hear ye Hear ye!
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social has a new HOT profile pic.
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social has a new HOT profile pic.
February 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hear ye Hear ye!
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social has a new HOT profile pic.
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social has a new HOT profile pic.
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Just remember to add the fun stuff back after Lent, otherwise Jesus is going to get real mad.
February 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Just remember to add the fun stuff back after Lent, otherwise Jesus is going to get real mad.
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looksmaxxing is out. looksminning only. rubbing dirt on my face before leaving the house. pizza grease on everything. fluorescent lighting only. if you can't handle me at my wrecked, you don't deserve me at my showered.
February 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
looksmaxxing is out. looksminning only. rubbing dirt on my face before leaving the house. pizza grease on everything. fluorescent lighting only. if you can't handle me at my wrecked, you don't deserve me at my showered.
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of COURSE there’s a technology the left is excited about
February 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
of COURSE there’s a technology the left is excited about
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I mostly work outside and we’ve got freezing rain on the way so you’re all gonna suffer for it
February 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I mostly work outside and we’ve got freezing rain on the way so you’re all gonna suffer for it
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I get the feeling that Bari Weiss is the kind of person who uses a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.
February 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I get the feeling that Bari Weiss is the kind of person who uses a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.
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As someone who just tends to prefer human connection, art, contemplation, and experiencing the finite and incredible opportunity of life before me; no thanks on the idiot slop product!
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
As someone who just tends to prefer human connection, art, contemplation, and experiencing the finite and incredible opportunity of life before me; no thanks on the idiot slop product!
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Hate keeps this going. They made us hate, just like they do. The only cure for hate is love and that is up to each of you.
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hate keeps this going. They made us hate, just like they do. The only cure for hate is love and that is up to each of you.
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“That’s a good meat bird,” I find myself suddenly saying.
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
“That’s a good meat bird,” I find myself suddenly saying.
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I can get past of lot of bullshit – we all have to – but I can’t get past not winning the blue ribbon for our perfect garlic in the 1999 Marshfield Fair. The winner was cozy with one of the judges and every time I think about it it makes me want to spit
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I can get past of lot of bullshit – we all have to – but I can’t get past not winning the blue ribbon for our perfect garlic in the 1999 Marshfield Fair. The winner was cozy with one of the judges and every time I think about it it makes me want to spit
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“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
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Kinda love how great works of art are restored with spit and a Q-tip
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Kinda love how great works of art are restored with spit and a Q-tip
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Gauging the country’s mood by how many empty nip bottles are in the plow glaciers
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Gauging the country’s mood by how many empty nip bottles are in the plow glaciers
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Before social media, I could go months without interacting with another human. I talked to mailboxes
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Before social media, I could go months without interacting with another human. I talked to mailboxes
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why bother getting out of bed in the morning if you can’t be a little weird
February 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
why bother getting out of bed in the morning if you can’t be a little weird
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I gave up sex for lent years ago and never bothered taking it back up again
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I gave up sex for lent years ago and never bothered taking it back up again
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shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
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I Lived It, I Survived It™️: My Water Flosser Is So Powerful It Cut The Skin On My Tongue
February 18, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I Lived It, I Survived It™️: My Water Flosser Is So Powerful It Cut The Skin On My Tongue
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Why did you block me, my man. Is it because you do not believe in the magic of parkour?
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Why did you block me, my man. Is it because you do not believe in the magic of parkour?
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I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa
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Will DHS ask BlueSky for my skeets that are critical of ICE? Will they also take the time to savor my many, many skeets about bearded clams?
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Will DHS ask BlueSky for my skeets that are critical of ICE? Will they also take the time to savor my many, many skeets about bearded clams?
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I don't think that Kid Rock fans even like Kid Rock.
February 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I don't think that Kid Rock fans even like Kid Rock.
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Take me down to the pair of nice titties, where her ass is big as the damn twin cities (oh won’t you please make me moan yeah yeah)
February 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Take me down to the pair of nice titties, where her ass is big as the damn twin cities (oh won’t you please make me moan yeah yeah)
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being mean to u but in a hot charming irresistible way
February 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
being mean to u but in a hot charming irresistible way
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[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹