⚒︎ James ☭
@mayornaise.bsky.social
Rarely seen, seldom heard from, exists nevertheless.
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Never forget.
(It was NBC who tried to right Fox's wrong last year. Fox isn't off the hook yet.)
(It was NBC who tried to right Fox's wrong last year. Fox isn't off the hook yet.)
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Never forget.
(It was NBC who tried to right Fox's wrong last year. Fox isn't off the hook yet.)
(It was NBC who tried to right Fox's wrong last year. Fox isn't off the hook yet.)
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thoughts and prayers to my niece and nephew who will be getting crocheted hats and gloves in their crocheted stockings i made for them this year and crocheted blankets for their next birthdays....
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
thoughts and prayers to my niece and nephew who will be getting crocheted hats and gloves in their crocheted stockings i made for them this year and crocheted blankets for their next birthdays....
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I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
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People who stand at the dryer to fold their laundry: who hurt you??
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
People who stand at the dryer to fold their laundry: who hurt you??
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When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
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I love gravy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I love gravy.
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a food critic who doesn’t waffle but he does pan cakes 👻
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
a food critic who doesn’t waffle but he does pan cakes 👻
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Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
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They don't have to be better when better men and women are cowards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
They don't have to be better when better men and women are cowards.
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God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
For some songs like old Yoda talk
About that Christmas Day
Let nothing you dismay
For some songs like old Yoda talk
About that Christmas Day
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
For some songs like old Yoda talk
About that Christmas Day
Let nothing you dismay
For some songs like old Yoda talk
About that Christmas Day
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Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
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People don’t avoid shaking hands like they used to.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
People don’t avoid shaking hands like they used to.
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
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I’m not perfect but this rack is
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m not perfect but this rack is
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
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Scene: Thanksgiving at Grandma's, entire family present (70+ppl), all us cousins are playing outside. My cousin Robbie throws a football, it goes wild, and smacks Aunt Sue straight in the face. Breaks her nose. An important fact about Aunt Sue is she is the most miserable, horrible, awful, 🧵
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Scene: Thanksgiving at Grandma's, entire family present (70+ppl), all us cousins are playing outside. My cousin Robbie throws a football, it goes wild, and smacks Aunt Sue straight in the face. Breaks her nose. An important fact about Aunt Sue is she is the most miserable, horrible, awful, 🧵
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Idk why I'm watching this game. My thought on every single play is just, "I hate the 49ers."
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Idk why I'm watching this game. My thought on every single play is just, "I hate the 49ers."
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
Grindr Anal Homosex
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Grindr Anal Homosex
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I can’t wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors I’ve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I can’t wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors I’ve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house