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⚒︎ James ☭
@mayornaise.bsky.social
Rarely seen, seldom heard from, exists nevertheless.

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Never forget.

(It was NBC who tried to right Fox's wrong last year. Fox isn't off the hook yet.)
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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thoughts and prayers to my niece and nephew who will be getting crocheted hats and gloves in their crocheted stockings i made for them this year and crocheted blankets for their next birthdays....
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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People who stand at the dryer to fold their laundry: who hurt you??
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I love gravy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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a food critic who doesn’t waffle but he does pan cakes 👻
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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They don't have to be better when better men and women are cowards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
For some songs like old Yoda talk
About that Christmas Day
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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People don’t avoid shaking hands like they used to.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I’m not perfect but this rack is
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Scene: Thanksgiving at Grandma's, entire family present (70+ppl), all us cousins are playing outside. My cousin Robbie throws a football, it goes wild, and smacks Aunt Sue straight in the face. Breaks her nose. An important fact about Aunt Sue is she is the most miserable, horrible, awful, 🧵
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Idk why I'm watching this game. My thought on every single play is just, "I hate the 49ers."
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Grindr Anal Homosex
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I can’t wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors I’ve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM