Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
Associate dean, Bartlett College of Science & Math, Bridgewater State University. Mathematics enjoyer. Views mine. ¹Best known for other work. 📍 Plymouth, MA
I’ve seen enough. Everyone with hornrim glasses will be asked to lock them in a Faraday cage
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’ve seen enough. Everyone with hornrim glasses will be asked to lock them in a Faraday cage
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Another aspect of this: I always had astonishingly good test scores in language (and the science ACT). I was reading at a college level, including science books, by 1st grade.
For a long time as a kid, I felt like *none of that really mattered* because I sucked at standardized math testing.
For a long time as a kid, I felt like *none of that really mattered* because I sucked at standardized math testing.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Another aspect of this: I always had astonishingly good test scores in language (and the science ACT). I was reading at a college level, including science books, by 1st grade.
For a long time as a kid, I felt like *none of that really mattered* because I sucked at standardized math testing.
For a long time as a kid, I felt like *none of that really mattered* because I sucked at standardized math testing.
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Bart Giamatti banned Pete Rose from baseball for life and he's still not in the Hall of Fame despite being the all time leader in multiple categories
And now ~gestures at all this
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And now ~gestures at all this
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RIP Pete Rose, you would have loved seeing these sports gambling ads featuring Joe Montana
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bart Giamatti banned Pete Rose from baseball for life and he's still not in the Hall of Fame despite being the all time leader in multiple categories
And now ~gestures at all this
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And now ~gestures at all this
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This coid (cop-oid) just ID mogged clavicular
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This coid (cop-oid) just ID mogged clavicular
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Extremely or very confident Donald Trump acts ethically in office
White evangelicals 40%
US adult avg. 21%
Unaffiliated 10%
Black Protestants 7%
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2026/02/09/white-evangelicals-remain-among-trumps-strongest-supporters-but-theyre-less-supportive-than-a-year-ago/
White evangelicals 40%
US adult avg. 21%
Unaffiliated 10%
Black Protestants 7%
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2026/02/09/white-evangelicals-remain-among-trumps-strongest-supporters-but-theyre-less-supportive-than-a-year-ago/
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Extremely or very confident Donald Trump acts ethically in office
White evangelicals 40%
US adult avg. 21%
Unaffiliated 10%
Black Protestants 7%
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2026/02/09/white-evangelicals-remain-among-trumps-strongest-supporters-but-theyre-less-supportive-than-a-year-ago/
White evangelicals 40%
US adult avg. 21%
Unaffiliated 10%
Black Protestants 7%
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2026/02/09/white-evangelicals-remain-among-trumps-strongest-supporters-but-theyre-less-supportive-than-a-year-ago/
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nothing says “don’t panic” like an extremely hastily drafted email that provides no details, no action plans, and not even a clear description of what people should be not panicking about
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
nothing says “don’t panic” like an extremely hastily drafted email that provides no details, no action plans, and not even a clear description of what people should be not panicking about
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a good sandwich is so powerful
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
a good sandwich is so powerful
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Not many people know that Massachusetts works on Dorian Grey rules. We put all our evil into the football team so it's cordoned off
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Not many people know that Massachusetts works on Dorian Grey rules. We put all our evil into the football team so it's cordoned off
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“Imagine you’re in just as much danger as a major coke distributor,” is the model.
why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
“Imagine you’re in just as much danger as a major coke distributor,” is the model.
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ive seen it happen irl when my family got chewed out over my mom and grandma talking about groceries
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
ive seen it happen irl when my family got chewed out over my mom and grandma talking about groceries
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While the Seahawks use their Jets to win Super Bowls [ZING!!!]
Well, the Patriots literally allow their jets to be used for ICE deportations.
I can't explain it but the Seahawks are the anti-facist team.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
While the Seahawks use their Jets to win Super Bowls [ZING!!!]
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Two words: street cats
And if you need a third: mofongo
And if you need a third: mofongo
I've been to San Juan, Puerto Rico three times. Great place! Old town food, shopping, and bars are excellent. The Castillo is something to see. Rum factory to visit. And more. A US territory so no passport required. The economy has been hurting so your vacation there will be appreciated
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Two words: street cats
And if you need a third: mofongo
And if you need a third: mofongo
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14-win Sam figured out the only thing keeping a ring off his finger was his Vikings jersey
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
14-win Sam figured out the only thing keeping a ring off his finger was his Vikings jersey
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let’s not lose sight of the biggest story from tonight: the jets drafted a super bowl winning quarterback
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
let’s not lose sight of the biggest story from tonight: the jets drafted a super bowl winning quarterback
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Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,