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Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
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Associate dean, Bartlett College of Science & Math, Bridgewater State University. Mathematics enjoyer. Views mine. ¹Best known for other work. 📍 Plymouth, MA
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Dr Manhattan vaporizes a man who’s waving his arms wildly saying “you have to take MY wild interpretation of your post very seriously!!!!!”
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Post “aspirational visions of masculinity”
Homer, Barney, Apu, and Skinner appear as the “Be Sharps” barbershop quartet, giving a reunion concert from the rooftop of Moe’s Tavern, bundled up in overcoats, singing their breakout “Baby on Board”. George Harrison later drives by in the back of a limo and observes the scene, remarking “it’s been done”.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Hans Moleman (as Hakeem Jeffries) says “I was saying ‘Schooo-mer’.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Homer Simpson (as Krusty the Klown) appears in front of a large sculpture of hamburgers and a swarming crowd of children at a Krusty Burger promo event. “‘To audience,’” he reads aloud from a cue sheet. “I now proclaim this new burger… for sale.”
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Handwritten signs taped to a window read, by rows: “YOU” “DON’T” and “MATTER” “GIVE UP!”
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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NO THAT’S SOCIALISM!!1!
“American Chopper” bickering meme SOCIALISM NEVER WORKS NORWAY IS SOCIALIST AND THEY'RE DOING GREAT THEY'RE NOT SOCIALIST THEY'RE CAPITALIST COUNTRIES WITH STRONG WELFARE POLICIES THEN LET'S ADOPT THOSE POLICIES NO THAT'S SOCIALISM
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Groundskeeper Willie shakes his fist angrily while looking out Principal Skinner’s open window. “Damn women!” He shouts. “They ruined womanhood!”
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Goose chase meme: Goose asks "Whose workplace?" then angrily chases after a fleeing dude in a puffer jacket and TImbs asking "Whose workplace did it ruin, mfer??"
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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His shenanigans are cruel and tragic
Two Vermont police officers in “Super Troopers” laugh indulgently as they offer their service weapons to the viewer
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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It’s the @hausofdecline.bsky.social Anti-Woke Lemonade stand
Haus of Decline comic Panel 1: Kid sits lonely at a lemonade stand with sign “Lemonade 50¢ / cup”. “Man, I’m tired of not selling any lemonade,” the kid says. Panel 2: Kid adds to his sign, which now reads “ANTI-WOKE LEMONADE 50¢ / cup” Panel 3: A throng of middle-aged men with identical sunglasses, polos, and gray goatees appear out of nowhere. “Young man, I would like to support your business,” says one. “So would I,” several agree. Panel 4: Wads of dollars are being waved in front of the kid’s face. “This feels wrong,” he says, “but the money kinda helps.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I’m totally stealing this for my next #MATH596 run. Via Meme for Mathematicians on FB
Happy Mr. Incredible: Natural numbers: “Counting numbers, haha” Integers: “Just two natural numbers [subtracted]!” Rational numbers: “Just two integers [divided]!” Black xerox-copy traumatized Mr. Incredible: Real numbers: “The limits of infinite convergent Cauchy sequences of rational numbers” Happy Mr. Incredible: Complex numbers: “Just two real numbers!”
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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“We want to put them in trauma” doesn’t feel so good when it comes back on ya, does it
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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He’s gonna … something something
In a Treehouse of Horror sendup of “The Shining”, Marge has discovered a mentally-spiraling Homer’s typewriter, where he has typed out “Feelin’ fine.” She is momentarily relieved, until a flash of lightning illuminates the darkened room to reveal he has scrawled “NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY” all over the walls. Marge gasps in awe.
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Hey Siri, who endorsed Cuomo today
Tweet House Judiciary GOP @JudiciaryGOP Kanye. Elon. Trump. 8:05 PM • 10/6/22 • Twitter for iPhone 2,751 Retweets 11.2K Quote Tweets 15K Likes This Tweet has been deleted.
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Core memories that will be relevant forever
A teenage Homer Simpson, with a long scruffy brown head of hair, looks at his reflection in a mirror triumphantly repeating “forever… forever… forever…” 39-year-old balding, portly Homer Simpson glumly looks at his reflection in a mirror repeating “forever… forever…”
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I’m also disappointed I missed the obvious Simpsons reference
On a season-two Treehouse of Horror, Lisa Simpson has discovered a book in alien Kodos’ possession apparently titled “How to Cook Forty Humans”
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I totally did not read this correctly the first time I
Skeet by The Contrarian @contrariannews.org Democrats are fighting for families to eat.
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I have a theory
Tweet from Daniel Litt ( @littmath ) There are some confounders here, but... A graph showing a near-perfect positive time correlation between "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Mathematics and statistics" and "Google searches for 'tummy ache'"
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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At the "Itchy & Scratchy Land" theme park, the Simpson family watches a parade of human-sized robot cat and mouse automata march by, wielding large and very realistic-looking siege weapons. One of the mice pauses, bows its red-glowing-eyes head, and doffs its cap (the top of its robot skull) to the family, revealing a complex maze of microchips inside. "See all that stuff in there, Homer?" Marge asks. "That's why YOUR robot never worked."
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The very fact that this sentence can mean two very different things is proof of its validly lol
Smiling Mr. Incredible: "When my Foucault-pilled mates say 'Truth is politically constructed'" Dark Xeroxed Mr. Incredible: "When Facebook crystalmoms say 'Truth is politically constructed'"
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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In a classic Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” from the eve of the 1996 election, then-presidential nominees Bob Dole and Bill Clinton hold hands as they walk down a Springfield street. A curious reporter asks them why, and Dole responds “We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a better way, I’d like to hear it.”
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Oh, Maria Roberta Salomone, will you ever learn (that my email address is not your email address)
Several emails in rapid succession in which “Maria Roberta Salomone” (who has erroneously used OP’s email address) attempts to recover access to an app login
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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They get it
Marge Simpson proudly holds a large baking potato saying “I just think they’re neat.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The Simpsons eat around a dinner table. Bart: "I feel so full of... what's the opposite of shame?" Marge: "Pride?" Bart: "No, not that far from shame." Homer: "Less shame?" Bart: "Yeah."
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Headed to the plate like “I won’t let you down, ace, you’re throwing a helluva game”
Guy pointing at his own reflection in a mirror meme
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM