Sean ⚰️
@m1ndfl4y3r.bsky.social
Look on the bright side: there's nowhere but up from a canyon in hell. He/Him
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(watching Full Metal Jacket) There's literally a peace sign on this guy's helmet despite him being a soldier, are the costume designers fucking stupid
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
(watching Full Metal Jacket) There's literally a peace sign on this guy's helmet despite him being a soldier, are the costume designers fucking stupid
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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I think we can all come together in this nation and agree on one thing:
Fuck the Patriots
Fuck the Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I think we can all come together in this nation and agree on one thing:
Fuck the Patriots
Fuck the Patriots
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Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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Wife: whenever I try to discuss something, he always just turns into a truck
Therapist: [turning to his right] and what are your thoughts on this?
Optimus Prime: [already a quarter truck] uhh
Therapist: [turning to his right] and what are your thoughts on this?
Optimus Prime: [already a quarter truck] uhh
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Wife: whenever I try to discuss something, he always just turns into a truck
Therapist: [turning to his right] and what are your thoughts on this?
Optimus Prime: [already a quarter truck] uhh
Therapist: [turning to his right] and what are your thoughts on this?
Optimus Prime: [already a quarter truck] uhh
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“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao
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Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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I knew -- I KNEW -- something like this would come out eventually, and yet my jaw still dropped (literally!) when I saw it.
Then there is a really weird text convo between Jeffrey and someone (her name has been redacted). I am assuming she is young. Epstein yells at her bc she was nice to a guy with a small dick but complained about her dad. So he sent her a James Dobson article to read.
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I knew -- I KNEW -- something like this would come out eventually, and yet my jaw still dropped (literally!) when I saw it.
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Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical
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Our company is pivoting to a chalice that makes you immortal
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Our company is pivoting to a chalice that makes you immortal
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Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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