Football is real time with pause

Just grab the top of the cross and pull that puppy back into shape

I fell for the memberberries stuff for a few eps of season one but very quickly realized they were just recycling iconography rather than doing anything thematically interesting, much like the Bethsoft with both of their games

Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?

*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*

Me: Oh. Huh.

Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical