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LuvPug
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Former writer of dumb tweets


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stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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[hour two at the gym] heheh ima give the strongest hugs
January 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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So desperate for hope just seeing an evil, little man kicked to the curb brings ridiculous joy.
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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There’s never been a better time to celebrate your weird
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Friday night, let’s do this! *goes to bed*
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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When I was young and single, I used to buy all my snowstorm supplies at the local liquor store.
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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I just caught my cat up on some of the things going on in the human world. She didn’t comment, but I get it. It’s a lot to process.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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If I eat nothing but 25¢ ramen for the foreseeable future, I’ll still be flat broke until the day I die.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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What sucks about being “the strong one,” is eventually, people stop asking if you’re okay, because they assume you always will be.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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An escape room, but we just lock kids in a library and they have to use the Dewey decimal system to find their way out.
June 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Everything is terrible but you don't have to be.
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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I feel pretty good as long as I avoid thinking about anything
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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"I use this crystal for protection."

*shows you the brick in my handbag*
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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These days, when people talk about an "O-face," they're referring to Ozempic.
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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You probably think you know me but you don’t.
December 17, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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At this point, I’m 98% despair.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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I was really betting on that asteroid
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.
December 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Sorry I ruined your misconception of me by being myself
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Her: What are you wearing?

Me: The soul crushing weight of years and years of shame and self-loathing.
February 14, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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I may not know much about sports, but at least I don't have fantasies about football
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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some people really took to heart all the "never change" messages they got in their junior high yearbook
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Die a young hipster or live to see your favorite songs turned into cheesy commercial jingles.
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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You deserve to be spoken to with a high pitched whiney voice
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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The important thing is to be hated by the right people
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM