Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝
@fionaapplebs.bsky.social
A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
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Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.”
Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
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You there. I want you to say, aloud, at some point today "I'm really glad I'm good at..." And then you're gonna say something you think you do pretty well.
If you don't think you do anything pretty well, I want you to say "one little thing that makes me unique is..."
And if you can't do either?
If you don't think you do anything pretty well, I want you to say "one little thing that makes me unique is..."
And if you can't do either?
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You there. I want you to say, aloud, at some point today "I'm really glad I'm good at..." And then you're gonna say something you think you do pretty well.
If you don't think you do anything pretty well, I want you to say "one little thing that makes me unique is..."
And if you can't do either?
If you don't think you do anything pretty well, I want you to say "one little thing that makes me unique is..."
And if you can't do either?
Giving my legs the day off
*staying in bed
*staying in bed
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Giving my legs the day off
*staying in bed
*staying in bed
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Do you talk to your eggs while you cook them or are you a cunt?
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Do you talk to your eggs while you cook them or are you a cunt?
I was really betting on that asteroid
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was really betting on that asteroid
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Welp. Gonna need more paper towels.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Welp. Gonna need more paper towels.
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This reality is far too real for my liking
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This reality is far too real for my liking
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You can't play video games all day unless you start in the morning
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You can't play video games all day unless you start in the morning
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I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
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Esther’s in the hospital and asked me to bring her something to eat. She says the hospital food is testing her will to live. So, of course I took her something home made because we need her alive for our yearly bingo tournament.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Esther’s in the hospital and asked me to bring her something to eat. She says the hospital food is testing her will to live. So, of course I took her something home made because we need her alive for our yearly bingo tournament.
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Running late to the 10 o’clock mass because I stayed up late watching a Hallmark movie. Apparently, a big city girl and a handsome hometown hero really can find love!
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Running late to the 10 o’clock mass because I stayed up late watching a Hallmark movie. Apparently, a big city girl and a handsome hometown hero really can find love!
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Sometimes I ask your mom to dress slutty and I take her to Walmart to show her off…
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sometimes I ask your mom to dress slutty and I take her to Walmart to show her off…
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Pouring milk over a bowl of leftover candy
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pouring milk over a bowl of leftover candy
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you're like that secret track on an album
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
you're like that secret track on an album
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Hello Darkness my old friend, soon you’ll start at 4pm.
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hello Darkness my old friend, soon you’ll start at 4pm.
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where is the breakfast candy
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
where is the breakfast candy
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I always run my fingers thru random mens’ hairs when I greet them I give it a little tug at the root and stick my tongue in their ear As friends.
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I always run my fingers thru random mens’ hairs when I greet them I give it a little tug at the root and stick my tongue in their ear As friends.
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The walk of shame
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The walk of shame
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Supermarket Sweep made grocery shopping look a lot more fun than it is
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Supermarket Sweep made grocery shopping look a lot more fun than it is
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the lion does not concern himself with the random scary pains that become more frequent the older he gets
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the lion does not concern himself with the random scary pains that become more frequent the older he gets
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I hate going to see Dr. McIntyre. Seems like I go in for one problem and I come out on seventeen different pills and a low-sodium-no-taste diet. At this rate, I need a pill organizer the size of a suitcase!
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I hate going to see Dr. McIntyre. Seems like I go in for one problem and I come out on seventeen different pills and a low-sodium-no-taste diet. At this rate, I need a pill organizer the size of a suitcase!