Heathers a Nutcracker
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass
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This combination of perimenopause and the demise of our democracy is really making me hate people.
And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?
It’s real Monday-y up in this bitch today
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s real Monday-y up in this bitch today
Happy Yule and Winter Solstice! The dark days are on the way out!!! Woohooo!
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy Yule and Winter Solstice! The dark days are on the way out!!! Woohooo!
I was told my last pfp of my eyeball was creepy so I changed it back 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I was told my last pfp of my eyeball was creepy so I changed it back 🙄
This amount of rain fall is excessive even by Washington standards.
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This amount of rain fall is excessive even by Washington standards.
I just realized I only have 15 days left until I have to explain what a deductible is 400 times a day.
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just realized I only have 15 days left until I have to explain what a deductible is 400 times a day.
Almost just died via muddy buddies and it would have been a good way to go
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Almost just died via muddy buddies and it would have been a good way to go
I’ve learned to really dislike my elevens. Not because of vanity or anything, but because it warns people of what’s coming.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’ve learned to really dislike my elevens. Not because of vanity or anything, but because it warns people of what’s coming.
I love when I get prior authorization for a Procedure with a specific diagnosis and they approve it, only to have claims deny for diagnosis not approved and want me to appeal it.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I love when I get prior authorization for a Procedure with a specific diagnosis and they approve it, only to have claims deny for diagnosis not approved and want me to appeal it.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
I’m in my “hitting block immediately if I hear you say listening to audiobooks isn’t reading” era.
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m in my “hitting block immediately if I hear you say listening to audiobooks isn’t reading” era.
Received an early release copy of this book with Book of the Month and just finished it. Highly recommend it, I really enjoyed it. I think it’s out 12/30. 📚
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Received an early release copy of this book with Book of the Month and just finished it. Highly recommend it, I really enjoyed it. I think it’s out 12/30. 📚
Weird question, for anyone not in the PNW, are you hearing about how bad the flooding has been here?
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Weird question, for anyone not in the PNW, are you hearing about how bad the flooding has been here?
Watching a screening of a documentary “Counting Orca” and I’m five minutes in and already mumbled “I hate humans.”
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Watching a screening of a documentary “Counting Orca” and I’m five minutes in and already mumbled “I hate humans.”
Bathing my cats would be less painful than this meeting I’m in
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Bathing my cats would be less painful than this meeting I’m in
The worst part of not having power or internet is that it’s so quiet everybody in a five block radius can hear my stomach making weird ass noises
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The worst part of not having power or internet is that it’s so quiet everybody in a five block radius can hear my stomach making weird ass noises
I’m in hard pants and going to see my parents before 9am on a Saturday. What fresh hell is this?
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m in hard pants and going to see my parents before 9am on a Saturday. What fresh hell is this?
Reposted by Heathers a Nutcracker
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
Why are other people in live training webinars so annoying?
Every single time I’m in one of these the presenter will be like “hey we will do X at the end of this webinar” and sure as shit three seconds later someone will be like “Hey when are we doing X?”
Every single time I’m in one of these the presenter will be like “hey we will do X at the end of this webinar” and sure as shit three seconds later someone will be like “Hey when are we doing X?”
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Why are other people in live training webinars so annoying?
Every single time I’m in one of these the presenter will be like “hey we will do X at the end of this webinar” and sure as shit three seconds later someone will be like “Hey when are we doing X?”
Every single time I’m in one of these the presenter will be like “hey we will do X at the end of this webinar” and sure as shit three seconds later someone will be like “Hey when are we doing X?”
I slept through all my alarms today and the dogs let me sleep until 8:30 😱 I’m so discombobulated I feel like I should just quit the rest of the day and go back to bed.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I slept through all my alarms today and the dogs let me sleep until 8:30 😱 I’m so discombobulated I feel like I should just quit the rest of the day and go back to bed.
My carb fast starts tomorrow cause I’m eating the last of the cold stuffing now.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My carb fast starts tomorrow cause I’m eating the last of the cold stuffing now.
November Reading Wrap Up📚
Favorite Books: Everything is Tuberculosis (good but really frustrating too) and Anathema.
Least: The Devils. I don’t think this author is for me.
Favorite Books: Everything is Tuberculosis (good but really frustrating too) and Anathema.
Least: The Devils. I don’t think this author is for me.
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
November Reading Wrap Up📚
Favorite Books: Everything is Tuberculosis (good but really frustrating too) and Anathema.
Least: The Devils. I don’t think this author is for me.
Favorite Books: Everything is Tuberculosis (good but really frustrating too) and Anathema.
Least: The Devils. I don’t think this author is for me.
I need to go on a carb fast for like three weeks after the past four days of eating
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I need to go on a carb fast for like three weeks after the past four days of eating
When the book club goes full nerd and starts planning a Star Wars watch party 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When the book club goes full nerd and starts planning a Star Wars watch party 🥹
The holidays simultaneously make me miss drinking and also grateful for my sobriety.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The holidays simultaneously make me miss drinking and also grateful for my sobriety.