Heather Hex A lot
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass
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This combination of perimenopause and the demise of our democracy is really making me hate people.
I don’t give a flying fuck whether they’re a Democrat or a Republican, male or female. If they are in the Epstein files and are convicted of assaulting women and girls you can burn.
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don’t give a flying fuck whether they’re a Democrat or a Republican, male or female. If they are in the Epstein files and are convicted of assaulting women and girls you can burn.
Don’t ask me to be cool about The Aurora Borealis, it’s not gonna happen.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Don’t ask me to be cool about The Aurora Borealis, it’s not gonna happen.
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So this happened an hour ago. I don’t think I’ve seen red this deep in a long time. You could see it quite clearly with the naked eye. #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So this happened an hour ago. I don’t think I’ve seen red this deep in a long time. You could see it quite clearly with the naked eye. #aurora
Hello, Gorgeous
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hello, Gorgeous
love when I’m already super overwhelmed and life just decides RIGHT NOW is the best time to just pile everything on all at once.
Cool cool cool.
Cool cool cool.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
love when I’m already super overwhelmed and life just decides RIGHT NOW is the best time to just pile everything on all at once.
Cool cool cool.
Cool cool cool.
Fetterman was a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fetterman was a mistake.
dude woke up possessed today.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
dude woke up possessed today.
Damnit I HATE penalty kicks. I can’t watch, someone tell me when it’s over 🫣
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Damnit I HATE penalty kicks. I can’t watch, someone tell me when it’s over 🫣
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I'll 3 way with you, yeah
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'll 3 way with you, yeah
I made a brain worm joke at my doctor’s appt and got a cracked smile from the med student with my doctor and I just know that guy is going to be a great doctor after that.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I made a brain worm joke at my doctor’s appt and got a cracked smile from the med student with my doctor and I just know that guy is going to be a great doctor after that.
This made me laugh. Or maybe that was the edible.
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This made me laugh. Or maybe that was the edible.
Of course it’s my luck that the flu shot kicks my ass more than the Covid ones. Covid? Little tired, little sore. Flu? Oh let’s give you achey lymph nodes and muscle pain and also make you want to go to bed at 4:30pm.
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Of course it’s my luck that the flu shot kicks my ass more than the Covid ones. Covid? Little tired, little sore. Flu? Oh let’s give you achey lymph nodes and muscle pain and also make you want to go to bed at 4:30pm.
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
The puppy who was in a crate all morning said “Get fucked. Respectfully.”
I’m just a girl, standing in front of Tuesday morning, asking for it to be Friday afternoon. I’m not asking for much.
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of Tuesday morning, asking for it to be Friday afternoon. I’m not asking for much.
Me-awake since 5am
Apple Watch at 6:30- Good Morning, Heather
Me- oh fuck off.
Apple Watch at 6:30- Good Morning, Heather
Me- oh fuck off.
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me-awake since 5am
Apple Watch at 6:30- Good Morning, Heather
Me- oh fuck off.
Apple Watch at 6:30- Good Morning, Heather
Me- oh fuck off.
The second worse thing about daylight savings, right behind the Big Dark, is that the dogs don’t give a shit about clock changes and wake me up at ungodly hours acting like I am torturing them by not feeding them at 5am.
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The second worse thing about daylight savings, right behind the Big Dark, is that the dogs don’t give a shit about clock changes and wake me up at ungodly hours acting like I am torturing them by not feeding them at 5am.
Hello Darkness my old friend, soon you’ll start at 4pm.
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hello Darkness my old friend, soon you’ll start at 4pm.
Happy Samhain… from Samhain.
May today remind you that every ending brings a new beginning.
May today remind you that every ending brings a new beginning.
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Samhain… from Samhain.
May today remind you that every ending brings a new beginning.
May today remind you that every ending brings a new beginning.
A haunted house but it’s just my email’s inbox
A haunted house but it’s just the inner confines of my own psyche
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A haunted house but it’s just my email’s inbox
Insurance premium will increase 17.5% from this year to next for a federal employee plan. Weeeee.
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Insurance premium will increase 17.5% from this year to next for a federal employee plan. Weeeee.
We need a Soup Feed so I can just scroll the timeline for nothing but Soup Inspo.
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We need a Soup Feed so I can just scroll the timeline for nothing but Soup Inspo.
black licorice is an abomination
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
black licorice is an abomination
Beware the Murder Trees in the PNW tonight.
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Beware the Murder Trees in the PNW tonight.
Happy Caturday!
Here’s a flashback to when we had 15 kittens running around our house.
Here’s a flashback to when we had 15 kittens running around our house.
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Happy Caturday!
Here’s a flashback to when we had 15 kittens running around our house.
Here’s a flashback to when we had 15 kittens running around our house.
Just so you know, if you call 911 because someone shot a gun and the bullet hits your house 20 feet from where you were sitting, they’re not going to rush out to you, instead they “might drive around a little later.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just so you know, if you call 911 because someone shot a gun and the bullet hits your house 20 feet from where you were sitting, they’re not going to rush out to you, instead they “might drive around a little later.”
This storm coming into Washington is trying to explode my head. Whoever decided that getting older also turned you into a walking barometer. I have words for you.
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This storm coming into Washington is trying to explode my head. Whoever decided that getting older also turned you into a walking barometer. I have words for you.