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be a cactus: stand tall, be strong, and do harm to anyone who tries to touch you without your consent
September 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
be a cactus: stand tall, be strong, and do harm to anyone who tries to touch you without your consent
I don’t even know what teams are playing in the Super Bowl
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I don’t even know what teams are playing in the Super Bowl
Anyone placing bets on how much Tylenol Melania took?
September 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Anyone placing bets on how much Tylenol Melania took?
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Sharing political AI memes doesn’t make you clever. It makes you the other thing.
September 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sharing political AI memes doesn’t make you clever. It makes you the other thing.
So, good news!
I got to hold a puppy today!
I got to hold a puppy today!
September 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So, good news!
I got to hold a puppy today!
I got to hold a puppy today!
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money can't buy happiness but poverty sure as fuck can't either
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
money can't buy happiness but poverty sure as fuck can't either
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you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
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I was really motivated for about thirty minutes there
August 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was really motivated for about thirty minutes there
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Can’t remember who said if you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
September 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Can’t remember who said if you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
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men who think they look sexy in their socks and underwear are 100% wrong
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
men who think they look sexy in their socks and underwear are 100% wrong
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When you see your old Twitter friends have finally joined Bluesky:
November 11, 2024 at 2:16 PM
When you see your old Twitter friends have finally joined Bluesky:
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America needs a hard reboot.
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
America needs a hard reboot.
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So… what’s everyone wearing to the Rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So… what’s everyone wearing to the Rapture?
For the record, I never took Tylenol when I was pregnant and my child has Autism.
People who are not doctors shouldn’t give medical advice
People who are not doctors shouldn’t give medical advice
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
For the record, I never took Tylenol when I was pregnant and my child has Autism.
People who are not doctors shouldn’t give medical advice
People who are not doctors shouldn’t give medical advice
Breaking news- A man who can’t even pronounce acetaminophen advises pregnant women not to take it because it can cause Autism
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Breaking news- A man who can’t even pronounce acetaminophen advises pregnant women not to take it because it can cause Autism
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I actually come from long line of dead people
September 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I actually come from long line of dead people
When you get to a point in your life where you realize you have more yesterdays behind you than tomorrows left, you start to prioritize how you want to spend those tomorrows & who you want to spend them with.
Let go of the toxicity whether it’s a person or job situation & do what makes you happy
Let go of the toxicity whether it’s a person or job situation & do what makes you happy
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When you get to a point in your life where you realize you have more yesterdays behind you than tomorrows left, you start to prioritize how you want to spend those tomorrows & who you want to spend them with.
Let go of the toxicity whether it’s a person or job situation & do what makes you happy
Let go of the toxicity whether it’s a person or job situation & do what makes you happy
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I'm not saying I'm dumb but nobody ever tells me "that's a great question"
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm not saying I'm dumb but nobody ever tells me "that's a great question"
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hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses
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I noticed you didn’t RSVP to my goldfish’s celebration of life.
September 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I noticed you didn’t RSVP to my goldfish’s celebration of life.
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Him: I'm attracted to smart women
Me, trying to impress: My neurologists thinks I have a pretty brain
Me, trying to impress: My neurologists thinks I have a pretty brain
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Him: I'm attracted to smart women
Me, trying to impress: My neurologists thinks I have a pretty brain
Me, trying to impress: My neurologists thinks I have a pretty brain
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what’s the worst that could happen besides all of the worst things
September 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
what’s the worst that could happen besides all of the worst things
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Once you accept, truly in your heart, that the laundry is never done, then you will know peace.
July 6, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Once you accept, truly in your heart, that the laundry is never done, then you will know peace.
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Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules
October 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules