L(assitude)
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[watching the Olympics, mouth full of chicken tenders]
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
July 29, 2024 at 1:02 AM
[watching the Olympics, mouth full of chicken tenders]
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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you’re vegan? that’s nice. i’m not but people hate me too
July 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
you’re vegan? that’s nice. i’m not but people hate me too
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When we were kids you didn’t care what someone’s generation was called if they were old enough to get you beer or weed.
July 29, 2024 at 1:37 AM
When we were kids you didn’t care what someone’s generation was called if they were old enough to get you beer or weed.
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being passionate for someone simply by way of the essence of that person >>>
May 6, 2024 at 4:09 AM
being passionate for someone simply by way of the essence of that person >>>
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i always take the high road
it's the best place to drop rocks on people
it's the best place to drop rocks on people
May 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
i always take the high road
it's the best place to drop rocks on people
it's the best place to drop rocks on people
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When I stop at a crosswalk to let you go. I expect to see some hustle. Knees to chest bitch
May 9, 2024 at 4:39 PM
When I stop at a crosswalk to let you go. I expect to see some hustle. Knees to chest bitch
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I am the hamburger of helpers.
May 9, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I am the hamburger of helpers.
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Missed connection. It's just as well.
February 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Missed connection. It's just as well.
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Me: *looking at an antique rocking chair* I like this. What do you think? I might get it.
Son: Annnnnd now we're haunted. Again.
Son: Annnnnd now we're haunted. Again.
May 9, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Me: *looking at an antique rocking chair* I like this. What do you think? I might get it.
Son: Annnnnd now we're haunted. Again.
Son: Annnnnd now we're haunted. Again.
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As a kid drugs hadn't been invented yet, instead we were warned of CANDY FROM STRANGERS, which meant every morning I had a butterfinger candy bar for breakfast given to me by a nameless old man.
May 9, 2024 at 2:16 PM
As a kid drugs hadn't been invented yet, instead we were warned of CANDY FROM STRANGERS, which meant every morning I had a butterfinger candy bar for breakfast given to me by a nameless old man.
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Twenty thousand colleagues under the sea
May 9, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Twenty thousand colleagues under the sea
I’d say my house decor is going for meth house raided by cops chic.
May 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I’d say my house decor is going for meth house raided by cops chic.
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You only live once, unless you're some sort of time wizard bear monstrosity, I guess.
February 21, 2024 at 8:44 PM
You only live once, unless you're some sort of time wizard bear monstrosity, I guess.
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Everything is dumb EX-specially me.
February 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Everything is dumb EX-specially me.
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I woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
February 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
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I just got cold-called by a cemetery. What do they know??
February 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I just got cold-called by a cemetery. What do they know??
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My monolith brings all the druids to my yard.
February 21, 2024 at 10:23 PM
My monolith brings all the druids to my yard.
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Of course my clothes are black, sometimes it’s about sending a message.
February 16, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Of course my clothes are black, sometimes it’s about sending a message.
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A walking conglomeration of every song I’ve heard, book I’ve ever read, and likely some of the lies I was told.
February 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
A walking conglomeration of every song I’ve heard, book I’ve ever read, and likely some of the lies I was told.