Lemmingdad
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Talk amongst yourselves
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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Former First Lady Jill Biden will be at the Super Bowl. She's a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Donald Trump will also attend the game. He's a fan of Russia's Vladimir Putin.
Donald Trump will also attend the game. He's a fan of Russia's Vladimir Putin.
February 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Former First Lady Jill Biden will be at the Super Bowl. She's a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Donald Trump will also attend the game. He's a fan of Russia's Vladimir Putin.
Donald Trump will also attend the game. He's a fan of Russia's Vladimir Putin.
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When a cashier asks me for my email address, I say, “oh no I don’t mess with that computer nonsense. It’s from the devil hisself.”
February 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When a cashier asks me for my email address, I say, “oh no I don’t mess with that computer nonsense. It’s from the devil hisself.”
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newsflash: a football is only 11 inches long. now who would exaggerate about a thing like that
February 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
newsflash: a football is only 11 inches long. now who would exaggerate about a thing like that
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the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again
October 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again
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Do people who celebrate Valentine's Day just not know that they can pretend to love someone whenever they want?
February 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Do people who celebrate Valentine's Day just not know that they can pretend to love someone whenever they want?
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It's like the old proverb says, if you can't find the bag, you're the bag.
February 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
It's like the old proverb says, if you can't find the bag, you're the bag.
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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fedex just delivered my diy lobotomy kit, anyone wanna get crafty with me?
February 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
fedex just delivered my diy lobotomy kit, anyone wanna get crafty with me?
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I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.
Wake me when AI can organize my Tupperware ™
February 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Wake me when AI can organize my Tupperware ™
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Sorry I emerged mysteriously from the fog and startled your livestock
February 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sorry I emerged mysteriously from the fog and startled your livestock
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Every time you walk by a gym, imagine it as a huge ass hamster wheel.
February 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Every time you walk by a gym, imagine it as a huge ass hamster wheel.
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The only accurate foreign leaders photoshop would be Xi and Putin laughing together about how they didn't actually have to do anything.
February 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The only accurate foreign leaders photoshop would be Xi and Putin laughing together about how they didn't actually have to do anything.
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Sometimes I put tasks I’ve already completed on my to-do list just so I can check them off
February 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sometimes I put tasks I’ve already completed on my to-do list just so I can check them off
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i'd like my funeral to be at a theme park and then at the end please make my coffin go down the log ride
February 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i'd like my funeral to be at a theme park and then at the end please make my coffin go down the log ride
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I have Lunch Housin' syndrome
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have Lunch Housin' syndrome
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I am probably going to skip flying for a while until someone other than a member of "MTV's Real World: Boston" cast is in charge.
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am probably going to skip flying for a while until someone other than a member of "MTV's Real World: Boston" cast is in charge.
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For months now, I've had Rose's "APT" and Fugazi's "I'm So Tired" stuck in my head battling for dominance, and the length of time this has been going on, along with the fact that they are such vastly diametric opposites in tone, has convinced me that I may be going insane
January 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
For months now, I've had Rose's "APT" and Fugazi's "I'm So Tired" stuck in my head battling for dominance, and the length of time this has been going on, along with the fact that they are such vastly diametric opposites in tone, has convinced me that I may be going insane
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just once i'd like to see an owl wearing a neck brace
January 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
just once i'd like to see an owl wearing a neck brace
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some people cut their own hair I plan to perform my own autopsy
January 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
some people cut their own hair I plan to perform my own autopsy
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Finally, it's the last month of January!
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Finally, it's the last month of January!