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Knife Heron
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MI. He/him
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columbia sportswear is running an ad campaign challenging flat earthers to send them a picture of the edge of earth
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things

1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth

2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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But I also think these videos are not just bait, but a way of manufacturing consent and support, and I don't think schoolyard tactics of "just ignore it" are sufficient when they *will* be seen by young people and normalized.
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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This would be news to the Coast Guard that's been conducting interdictions on go-fasts as of a day or two ago......just like they've been doing the whole time we've been blowing up fishing boats
Hegseth: We've had a pause on striking boats because we're struggling to find boats to strike right now
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Everyday I think I’m going to accomplish things after work forgetting about how it’ll be pitch black outside and I’ll just want to go to bed at 5pm
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I Think Her Party Should Be Making Statements In Her Defense And The Greater Somali Community
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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never stood a chance
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The woke left doesn't want the president to battle Freddy Krueger!
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This is me in 8am Intro to Art History freshman year
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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This this this
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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crisply argued, and with authority! anyone suggesting this is either a con man or a mark
h/t @davidgerard.co.uk
Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.
There is a rush for AI companies to team up with space launch/satellite companies to build datacenters in space. TL;DR: It's not going to work.
taranis.ie
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Has any reporter even asked if he is either a government employee or special government employee (SGE)? With a background check, clearance, and conflict of interest adjudication? And like, an official supervisor? Does he get a govt phone? Are his work emails and texts archived per the law?
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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my poetry has also been withheld from the public for being too powerful
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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“adversarial poetry”??? holy shit

who wants to hire me and @pa.ulst.ar to be white hat poet ronin, I’m so serious right now
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM