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MI. He/him
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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crisply argued, and with authority! anyone suggesting this is either a con man or a mark
h/t @davidgerard.co.uk
Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.
There is a rush for AI companies to team up with space launch/satellite companies to build datacenters in space. TL;DR: It's not going to work.
taranis.ie
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Has any reporter even asked if he is either a government employee or special government employee (SGE)? With a background check, clearance, and conflict of interest adjudication? And like, an official supervisor? Does he get a govt phone? Are his work emails and texts archived per the law?
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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my poetry has also been withheld from the public for being too powerful
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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“adversarial poetry”??? holy shit

who wants to hire me and @pa.ulst.ar to be white hat poet ronin, I’m so serious right now
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker

✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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my dog settled down on my lap so i started singing to her…this little asshole sighed got up and walked away. it’s like that huh
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries' "strong floor" is going to have those spikes they install to stop homeless people from sleeping in safe places.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Regular Dinosaur: We should come out against the asteroid. Say it's bad news for dinos.

Dinosaur Consultant: Too negative. Let's run on something like "Craters: Strong floor, no ceiling." You know, really focus on the crater good
Know what else has a strong floor and no ceiling? A lifeless fucking crater
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Know what else has a strong floor and no ceiling? A lifeless fucking crater
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Old Eastern European guy comes into the garage my kid works at, where they’re discussing Christmas movies and someone said something about the Grinch.
Old Guy: “I do not know this ”Grinch”.
Kid’s boss shows Old Guy a picture of the Grinch on his phone.
Old Guy:”That is one nasty son-of-bitch, no?”
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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who up reëntering
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs

here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM