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abby (sports)
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sports, race car, and reality tv

she/her

Venmo: Abby-Rose42
Over 2 years into our relationship and I’m finally making Fred watch What a Girl Wants (I made him watch The Reluctant Debutant like 2 weeks in)
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’ve had an MRI on my head and it’s really hard not to noticed
“Was it your brain?” should be the follow up question to every Trump statement.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’m glad that person who was extremely dramatic about a 3 day suspension is back so that I can mute her
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We really gotta bring back insults like vapid and uncouth
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths and the Annotated Alice in Wonderland
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
For instance we can talk about how Fizban fell in the dogs’ water bowl and was a tiny baby about it
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we all talk about something else please I’m bored
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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if you try to talk to me about olivia nuzzi i will treat it as a hostile threat and respond accordingly
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Everyone on this site is very impressed with an interviewer who can consistently get people to hoist themselves on a petard of their own, but nobody on this site understands the same premise when it's not written as a transcript.
i see we're once again doing that thing of "this profile was clearly meant as a puff piece! oddly, somehow, nevertheless, *I* took away a deeply unflattering view of the subject from the quotes and details included. but the author didn't use the word 'bad' and perhaps others are less bright than me"
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Bluesky has a really unique ability to get the most mad about the most superficial aspect of any discourse
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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“well i could tell people to kill themselves on [insert dirtbag forum from 2001]!” cool, that’s not the world we live in anymore, you’re like 43 now
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why are they always making Kyle Kirkwood do side quests
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Love Is Blind UK is so funny because everyone is very dramatic about whether they could possibly move, like, two hours away
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am generally on the side of pedestrians always but if you jaywalk literally like 20 feet from a crosswalk at night in the rain while wearing all black I’m gonna assume you want to get hit by a car
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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werner herzog: the korok says “i need to reach my friend,” but i see not friendship here. instead i see the cruel jungle, i see abandonment, one left behind, struggling to move, like a turtle on its back, baking in the hyrule sun. “oooh” it cries out in anguish. “aaha.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don’t have the words to talk about how angry I am rn but to my fellow sexual assault survivors, I see you and I love you all very much
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
Theres actually an important convo to be had re: the difference between 5 & 15yo victims of predation, how society treats them, etc. but the ppl most eager to have that talk tend to be interested in the concept of “acceptability” & excusing predation rather than preventing it or helping anyone
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The downside of stew for lunch is I now want to take the world’s longest nap
Humanity has done some real terrible things but we also came up with stew so it’s not all bad
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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everything should be like this
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Humanity has done some real terrible things but we also came up with stew so it’s not all bad
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m suspicious, this sounds too good to be true
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Poker Face was such a fun show in the perfect format. Peacock, your sins cannot be forgiven.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
NOOOOOOOOO
‘POKER FACE’ has been cancelled by Peacock after 2 seasons.

However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale

(Source: Deadline)
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM