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abby (sports)
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sports, race car, and reality tv

The black and white dog is Jyn, the orange dog is Kima, the cat is Fizban

she/her

Venmo: Abby-Rose42
It’s not the main reason I don’t want to see y’all’s Spotify wrapped but knowing it’s best for all of us if I don’t know how many of my friends have Taylor Swift as their top artist is certainly a reason I don’t want to see y’all’s Spotify wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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entire major sports league getting blown apart by this guy
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Is that good
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Time for Jyn to have her ear cleaned by the world’s scratchiest tongue, apparently
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When Fred and I were at Hearst Castle, I went to get my squashed penny of the pool and Fred asked why I wasn’t getting the seals. And I said “because I got that one when I was 8”
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m not really a memorabilia person but I have been collecting squashed pennies since I was a child, would anyone like to talk about that?
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I generally hold to the rule that you shouldn’t make fun of something about someone’s appearance that’s is out of their control

However this does mean that it’s fair game if someone, for instance, colored their hair a terrible shade of platinum blonde and plucked their eyebrows ultra-thin
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I love emailing someone and realizing they are also an exclamation mark over user. Like oh hell yeah we’re gonna work great together
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Begging everyone to use alt text so I don’t have to see your god damned Spotify wrappeds
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What songs I listened to or what words I used most in the past year are none of my business. The past is the past.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Who up eating ice cream at 1am to try to stabilize their core temperature
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sleeping just isn’t happening tonight I guess
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Big housing news in San Francisco today: the Board of Supervisors (their equivalent of City Council) votes to upzone the entire western half of the city. Currently much of the westside is houses. Commercial streets get a height boost.

Diagrams & maps below from sfplanning.org/sites/defaul...
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just want to be healthier and it really sucks how not fun being healthy is
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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So the lesson is: if Republicans freak out, spend all the money they can in the last two weeks, and get good rural turnout, they can limit Democratic overperformance relative to 2024 to 16 points.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Released safely back into the wild after sleeping it off at animal control. Who among us
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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an actual lefty candidate managed a 13 point shift left from 2024 on midterm-level turnout in fucking Tennessee

we are going to win
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I need circles, I have some shit to talk
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It’s the time of year when I get canceled for my Christmas movie opinions (I hate Elf and the Jim Carrey Grinch)
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Just bumping this up...
2026 is going to be a *great* year to run for office. @runforsomething.net will help you. Filing deadlines are coming up fast - it's just barely not too late to get started. runforwhat.net
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Take the next step: Look up offices you can run for
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December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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If you are in line to make your retirement announcement from the house please stay in line.
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everyday I think I’m going to accomplish things after work forgetting about how it’ll be pitch black outside and I’ll just want to go to bed at 5pm
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM