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I'm Godzilla's best friend.
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china: we invented a nasal spray that cures cancer

usa: if it’s not a weight loss drug or dick pill we don’t make it, also the flu and measles are killing everyone
can’t believe people are going to die from the flu
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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In addition to being completely at odds with settled science, this Anti-vax shit resonates with about 2% of voters but the media is willing to give trump a pass on it because he is racist in ways they like
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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For 30 years, Section 230 has protected online speech—from Wikipedia edits to Yelp reviews. We spoke with Yelp's Chief Legal Officer Aaron Schur about why weakening it would hurt consumers first. www.eff.org/pages/inter...
The Internet Still Works: Yelp Protects Consumer Reviews
Section 230 helps make it possible for online communities to host user speech: from restaurant reviews, to fan fiction, to collaborative encyclopedias. But recent debates about the law often overlook
www.eff.org
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Yup, we're working on a new Castlevania game.

Thanks to KONAMI, & with Motion Twin's friendly advice, the franchise will be going back to its roots with what we hope to be the best whip traversal & combat ever seen in a 2D action-adventure game! Noooo pressure...

www.konami.com/games/castle...
February 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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The more things change the more they stay the same
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Yall still need to cancel that service. If they did it once, they will do it again! Give them the Target treatment. Keep going.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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it's backwards. obama and biden conceded the republican framework of border obsession, sliding right and setting off a near-inevitable push to where we are today. once again the democrats triangulated themselves into becoming republicans, allowing republicans to publicly embrace explicit fascism.
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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!!! Keep going Cuba
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.

Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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The long and the short of it is:
-gamers don’t know what they want
-content creators have positioned themselves as the “voice of the gamer”
-it’s established that negative content consistently drives engagement
-“everything sucks” has become the prevailing attitude cultivated by these personalities
What the hell are we even doing here:

aftermath.site/highguard-stud...
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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A good thing about AI slop like the Cruise/Pitt fight thing is that it highlights just how repetitive and soulless MANY movie fight scenes are. They might as WELL be slop.
Some top-of-my-head things to keep in mind to make your fights human:
- Incorporate the environment (cont) 1/
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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The hope in Threads is ‘I hope I die immediately in the nuclear blast rather than be around for the aftermath’
Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”

“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Because it subtly but critically shifts the point of art/culture from 'does this communicate the perspective of a person or persons working in concert' to 'does this emulate the prior communicative work or works to a sufficiently plausible degree', and teaches you to judge by the new criterion
Look at the director of that Deadpool movie, going into despair over the brilliance of 15 seconds worth of utter dogshit pretending to be a fight scene.

Using genAI also destroys your aesthetic sense.

You stop being able to notice that you're looking at dogshit.
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Phoenix
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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the longest, incredibly tortured and roundabout way of saying “they cut out part of the video”
I didn't expect the Jeffrey Epstein story to contain assistant editor workflow gore but lmao
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Gwyneth Paltrow says she always knew the moon landing was faked because the real moon has bunnies on it

"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe"

(Source: tinyurl.com/46h3tduu)
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM