Jade Munkii
@jademunkii.bsky.social
mix of murdery monkey and defcon dragon
sweet & sour skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mgf4y7nzwjhbanyyfqze5qxg/feed/aaaciqfsyjkbm
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Jade Munkii
@jademunkii.bsky.social
· Oct 11
I’m sick and tired of all these shows making it look like digging a grave is easy.
My boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI.
August 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI.
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MOM THE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE ARE BEING STUPID AGAIN
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
MOM THE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE ARE BEING STUPID AGAIN
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fortune cookie: "Hello Neo."
fortune cookie: "Oh, you again."
August 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
fortune cookie: "Hello Neo."
Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence
August 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence
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I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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You break it*, you buy it.
*my will to live
*my will to live
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You break it*, you buy it.
*my will to live
*my will to live
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Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.
July 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.
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The swimming pool on the titanic is still full.
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The swimming pool on the titanic is still full.
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how about a bottle of wine and some chin music
August 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
how about a bottle of wine and some chin music
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MAGA is why we need instructions on shampoo bottles
August 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
MAGA is why we need instructions on shampoo bottles
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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Octopuses have 3 hearts and 0 respect for human boundaries. That’s the energy I want.
August 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Octopuses have 3 hearts and 0 respect for human boundaries. That’s the energy I want.
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Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
August 24, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
snap crackle pop some advil
August 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
snap crackle pop some advil
[watching any hostage situation]
JUST SPIT THE CLOTH OUT!!!
JUST SPIT THE CLOTH OUT!!!
August 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
[watching any hostage situation]
JUST SPIT THE CLOTH OUT!!!
JUST SPIT THE CLOTH OUT!!!
Not now.
I’m writing my womanifesto.
I’m writing my womanifesto.
August 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Not now.
I’m writing my womanifesto.
I’m writing my womanifesto.
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I always wear cargo shorts, cuz I need the pockets for my scrambled eggs.
July 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I always wear cargo shorts, cuz I need the pockets for my scrambled eggs.
him: show me what you want me to do to you
me:
me:
July 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
him: show me what you want me to do to you
me:
me:
I only pose with giant sea life because it makes me feel skinny.
July 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I only pose with giant sea life because it makes me feel skinny.
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Set phasers to forcible evolution
July 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Set phasers to forcible evolution
I wish they made refrigerated bras.
July 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I wish they made refrigerated bras.
This dimensional overlap is exhausting.
July 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This dimensional overlap is exhausting.
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In America, a group of crows is called a homicide.
July 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
In America, a group of crows is called a homicide.
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Space X should just change their name to ACME at this point
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Space X should just change their name to ACME at this point
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She was captivating, like being handcuffed to a pipe in a basement.
July 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
She was captivating, like being handcuffed to a pipe in a basement.