tera-cotta
@notincharge7.bsky.social
it was just a joke
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tera-cotta
@notincharge7.bsky.social
· Nov 25
I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)
I've never once been standing and all of a sudden fallen. However, everytime I see a cliff on t.v., I know that's how I'll die.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've never once been standing and all of a sudden fallen. However, everytime I see a cliff on t.v., I know that's how I'll die.
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I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.
"From now on, if you say 6-7 that's how many laps you run before you play at recess."
-me [teacher] losing my cool
-me [teacher] losing my cool
October 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"From now on, if you say 6-7 that's how many laps you run before you play at recess."
-me [teacher] losing my cool
-me [teacher] losing my cool
It's pajama day so I'm definitely going to Walmart after school.
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's pajama day so I'm definitely going to Walmart after school.
[binging old t.v. show]
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[binging old t.v. show]
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
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I always know I made a real banger of a post when people with generic profile pictures respond.
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I always know I made a real banger of a post when people with generic profile pictures respond.
I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
The thermostat in the car today said "67" so that was a really fun and not at all annoying ride with the kids.
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The thermostat in the car today said "67" so that was a really fun and not at all annoying ride with the kids.
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inventing a pizza sandwich (a slice of pizza in between two more slices of pizza)
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
inventing a pizza sandwich (a slice of pizza in between two more slices of pizza)
If you're twisting the stem of an apple and not whispering the ABC's to determine your future spouse-you aren't my people.
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you're twisting the stem of an apple and not whispering the ABC's to determine your future spouse-you aren't my people.
I'm gonna need little league basketball refs to be like professional football refs-
stand in the middle of the gym with a microphone and announce the whistled call to us.
stand in the middle of the gym with a microphone and announce the whistled call to us.
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm gonna need little league basketball refs to be like professional football refs-
stand in the middle of the gym with a microphone and announce the whistled call to us.
stand in the middle of the gym with a microphone and announce the whistled call to us.
bowling alley attendant: Shoe size, please.
me: 39 Temu
me: 39 Temu
October 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
bowling alley attendant: Shoe size, please.
me: 39 Temu
me: 39 Temu
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I don't get lost in thought. I live there. The rent is cheap and I make the rules.
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don't get lost in thought. I live there. The rent is cheap and I make the rules.
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At my age, forgetting where you put your keys is a given. Forgetting what you were even doing naked is the real adventure.
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At my age, forgetting where you put your keys is a given. Forgetting what you were even doing naked is the real adventure.
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[james bond voice]
the name’s goose. silly goose.
the name’s goose. silly goose.
October 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
[james bond voice]
the name’s goose. silly goose.
the name’s goose. silly goose.
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Americans: Who celebrates Thanksgiving in October?
Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!
Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Americans: Who celebrates Thanksgiving in October?
Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!
Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!
husband: Can you do a cartwheel?
daughter, 7: [does a cartwheel]
h: Roundoff?
d: [does a roundoff]
h: One handed?
d: [does a one-handed cartwheel]
h: Wow! Now no hands.
d: [rolls eyes] Dad, that's called an areola.
daughter, 7: [does a cartwheel]
h: Roundoff?
d: [does a roundoff]
h: One handed?
d: [does a one-handed cartwheel]
h: Wow! Now no hands.
d: [rolls eyes] Dad, that's called an areola.
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
husband: Can you do a cartwheel?
daughter, 7: [does a cartwheel]
h: Roundoff?
d: [does a roundoff]
h: One handed?
d: [does a one-handed cartwheel]
h: Wow! Now no hands.
d: [rolls eyes] Dad, that's called an areola.
daughter, 7: [does a cartwheel]
h: Roundoff?
d: [does a roundoff]
h: One handed?
d: [does a one-handed cartwheel]
h: Wow! Now no hands.
d: [rolls eyes] Dad, that's called an areola.
me as a basketball referee:
[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."
[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."
October 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
me as a basketball referee:
[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."
[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."
In HS my 2 bffs and I went through this thing where we would talk mostly in first letters and only call each other by our first initials and we always knew what each of us meant because we were that close and I miss that and the mom of one girl still calls me "T"
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
In HS my 2 bffs and I went through this thing where we would talk mostly in first letters and only call each other by our first initials and we always knew what each of us meant because we were that close and I miss that and the mom of one girl still calls me "T"
"It's crazy I'm still alive."
-the quote on our Gen X family crest
-the quote on our Gen X family crest
September 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"It's crazy I'm still alive."
-the quote on our Gen X family crest
-the quote on our Gen X family crest
My new car tells me the psi of all my tires and my husband is "so excited"
September 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My new car tells me the psi of all my tires and my husband is "so excited"
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The only notification that excites me is "out for delivery".
September 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The only notification that excites me is "out for delivery".
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telling “your mama” jokes to the baby
September 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
telling “your mama” jokes to the baby