tera-cotta
@notincharge7.bsky.social
it was just a joke
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@notincharge7.bsky.social
· Nov 25
I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)
My Google Wrapped
1. how long is the grinch happy meal available
2. oil change near me
3. snow day clipart
4. poisonous gas from oil tank (bc landman)
5. eminem
1. how long is the grinch happy meal available
2. oil change near me
3. snow day clipart
4. poisonous gas from oil tank (bc landman)
5. eminem
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
My Google Wrapped
1. how long is the grinch happy meal available
2. oil change near me
3. snow day clipart
4. poisonous gas from oil tank (bc landman)
5. eminem
1. how long is the grinch happy meal available
2. oil change near me
3. snow day clipart
4. poisonous gas from oil tank (bc landman)
5. eminem
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you can call anything research if you looked for it twice
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
you can call anything research if you looked for it twice
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you never see slip-on shoes hanging from telephone lines
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
you never see slip-on shoes hanging from telephone lines
I'm just glad Google doesn't do an end of the year wrapped.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm just glad Google doesn't do an end of the year wrapped.
Little Debbie opens a dispensary and calls it Debbie's Downers.
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Little Debbie opens a dispensary and calls it Debbie's Downers.
me: you were supposed to draw me one shape and divide it into equal shares....I see 5 cookies and...what are these?
student: dragons
student: dragons
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
me: you were supposed to draw me one shape and divide it into equal shares....I see 5 cookies and...what are these?
student: dragons
student: dragons
My tire pressure won't make up it's mind. It's like we're married.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My tire pressure won't make up it's mind. It's like we're married.
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My rings being loose because of my cold fingers gives me a false positive body image.
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My rings being loose because of my cold fingers gives me a false positive body image.
"Aren't you, like, 40?"
-my nephew and new mortal enemy
-my nephew and new mortal enemy
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Aren't you, like, 40?"
-my nephew and new mortal enemy
-my nephew and new mortal enemy
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me, teacher: *opens my 2 p.m. energy drink can at my desk
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
March 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
me, teacher: *opens my 2 p.m. energy drink can at my desk
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
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"please don't give me the ball, please don't give me the ball"
-memories of playing high school sports
-memories of playing high school sports
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"please don't give me the ball, please don't give me the ball"
-memories of playing high school sports
-memories of playing high school sports
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me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
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BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
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Dear Potential Spam, I don't even want to answer the phone when it's someone I know
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dear Potential Spam, I don't even want to answer the phone when it's someone I know
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Biscuit dough tubes: providing morning jump scares since 1931
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Biscuit dough tubes: providing morning jump scares since 1931
It's so weird being online and seeing people I went to high school with doing grown up things.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's so weird being online and seeing people I went to high school with doing grown up things.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
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I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
new anxiety unlocked: being weighed at the dentist
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
new anxiety unlocked: being weighed at the dentist
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elevator music should only play Linger by The Cranberries
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
elevator music should only play Linger by The Cranberries
I hide behind fake enthusiasm (exclamation marks)
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hide behind fake enthusiasm (exclamation marks)
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the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
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Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
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Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
my husband opening a compressed mattress like he's disarming a bomb
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
my husband opening a compressed mattress like he's disarming a bomb
I've never once been standing and all of a sudden fallen. However, everytime I see a cliff on t.v., I know that's how I'll die.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've never once been standing and all of a sudden fallen. However, everytime I see a cliff on t.v., I know that's how I'll die.