Dubious Genius
@dubiousgenius.bsky.social
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How dare anyone tell lies about Donald Trump. That’s his job.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How dare anyone tell lies about Donald Trump. That’s his job.
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The worst thing about being dumped by Paul Simon would be the way that it always rhymes.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The worst thing about being dumped by Paul Simon would be the way that it always rhymes.
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Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
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Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
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Every corporate email
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every corporate email
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When King Midas touched himself, he was overcome with gilt.
November 7, 2023 at 7:32 AM
When King Midas touched himself, he was overcome with gilt.
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To get your conspiracy theory name, take your first name, and your last name, and put them together. It's the same name. Coincidence? I don't think so!
November 10, 2023 at 10:24 PM
To get your conspiracy theory name, take your first name, and your last name, and put them together. It's the same name. Coincidence? I don't think so!
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, dismayed at the current trajectory of global politics.
November 23, 2023 at 9:05 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, dismayed at the current trajectory of global politics.
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hey bruh your guitar is gently weeping
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
hey bruh your guitar is gently weeping
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paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
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muppetized book covers: thread
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
muppetized book covers: thread
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🎶 we found love in a hopeless place 🎶
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🎶 we found love in a hopeless place 🎶
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
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It's really more of a shame helix...
January 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It's really more of a shame helix...
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Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
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When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
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In addition to a license to kill, James Bond has a fishing permit and has written permission to breed ferrets.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In addition to a license to kill, James Bond has a fishing permit and has written permission to breed ferrets.
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So, apparently, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel, and a firearms licence to shoot them.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
November 17, 2023 at 4:55 PM
So, apparently, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel, and a firearms licence to shoot them.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
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[MI6 Induction]
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
October 19, 2023 at 5:36 PM
[MI6 Induction]
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
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my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill