Dubious Genius
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I used to go out with a woman called Jacqueline Hyde. God, the mood swings.
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I used to go out with a woman called Jacqueline Hyde. God, the mood swings.
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Hey, it’s great to meet you! I actually kind of have a thing for older women. :) No, I don’t mind kids, how many do you have? Oh, wow. No, not at all, the more the merrier. What do you mean your living situation is complicated? A shoe, you say. Huh. Well, what’s your philosophy on child discipline
September 6, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Hey, it’s great to meet you! I actually kind of have a thing for older women. :) No, I don’t mind kids, how many do you have? Oh, wow. No, not at all, the more the merrier. What do you mean your living situation is complicated? A shoe, you say. Huh. Well, what’s your philosophy on child discipline
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Just pour the scalding coffee into my cupped hands, please
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just pour the scalding coffee into my cupped hands, please
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If, like me, you did NOT get the ONE thing you wanted from Santy (a 95-year-old bachelor farmer with plenty land and a bad cough), treat yourself to a print from an Irish doodler instead - big discounts across the shop, including on bundles, so go on. Go on go on go ON.
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
If, like me, you did NOT get the ONE thing you wanted from Santy (a 95-year-old bachelor farmer with plenty land and a bad cough), treat yourself to a print from an Irish doodler instead - big discounts across the shop, including on bundles, so go on. Go on go on go ON.
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
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When will my husband return from the war on Christmas
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
When will my husband return from the war on Christmas
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It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas
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Retail workers the week before Christmas...
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Retail workers the week before Christmas...
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I'm going to crack an egg in my bath tonight as a tribute.
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm going to crack an egg in my bath tonight as a tribute.
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I love getting gag gifts for the family at Christmas, it’s the only way I get any peace and quiet.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I love getting gag gifts for the family at Christmas, it’s the only way I get any peace and quiet.
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
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What if 2026 turns out to be two 2025s in a trench coat
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What if 2026 turns out to be two 2025s in a trench coat
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"One day, son, all this will be oars" - Dad, gesturing to a pile of wood outside the oar factory.
November 10, 2023 at 4:31 PM
"One day, son, all this will be oars" - Dad, gesturing to a pile of wood outside the oar factory.
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Idea for a TV talent show:
The 2 Factor, where contestants compete to see who can successfully access all their online accounts, without having to reset passwords.
The 2 Factor, where contestants compete to see who can successfully access all their online accounts, without having to reset passwords.
February 19, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Idea for a TV talent show:
The 2 Factor, where contestants compete to see who can successfully access all their online accounts, without having to reset passwords.
The 2 Factor, where contestants compete to see who can successfully access all their online accounts, without having to reset passwords.
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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This day in history. 1971. Don McLean’s "American Pie" was released. Asked what the lyrics meant: "It means I don't ever have to work again."
December 16, 2023 at 9:50 AM
This day in history. 1971. Don McLean’s "American Pie" was released. Asked what the lyrics meant: "It means I don't ever have to work again."
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Ten famous people with festive names…
10. Jon Snow
9. Holly Hunter
8. Spruce Willis
7. Oprah Wintery
6. Kim Kardashian-Through-The-Snow
5. Samuel Elf Jackson
4. A-wreather Franklin
3. Misteltobey Maguire
2. Michael Baublé
1. Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
10. Jon Snow
9. Holly Hunter
8. Spruce Willis
7. Oprah Wintery
6. Kim Kardashian-Through-The-Snow
5. Samuel Elf Jackson
4. A-wreather Franklin
3. Misteltobey Maguire
2. Michael Baublé
1. Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ten famous people with festive names…
10. Jon Snow
9. Holly Hunter
8. Spruce Willis
7. Oprah Wintery
6. Kim Kardashian-Through-The-Snow
5. Samuel Elf Jackson
4. A-wreather Franklin
3. Misteltobey Maguire
2. Michael Baublé
1. Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
10. Jon Snow
9. Holly Hunter
8. Spruce Willis
7. Oprah Wintery
6. Kim Kardashian-Through-The-Snow
5. Samuel Elf Jackson
4. A-wreather Franklin
3. Misteltobey Maguire
2. Michael Baublé
1. Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
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A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
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The only unbelievable thing about James Bond stories is that the government would try to stop rich megalomaniacs with plans for world domination, rather than give them tax breaks, subsidies or an office.
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The only unbelievable thing about James Bond stories is that the government would try to stop rich megalomaniacs with plans for world domination, rather than give them tax breaks, subsidies or an office.
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what are we even doing here? the human brain was not designed to have to memorize this many unique passwords.
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
what are we even doing here? the human brain was not designed to have to memorize this many unique passwords.
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honestly sometimes i wish the plot would thin a little
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
honestly sometimes i wish the plot would thin a little
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📌 ciaraioch.com is now taking Christmas orders for prints, cards, and vouchers - each archival-quality print on heavy art paper is made in Ireland, ships internationally in eco-friendly packaging with discount tracked postage, and comes with a FREE card and treats for every customer 🎁 #SpéirGorm
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
📌 ciaraioch.com is now taking Christmas orders for prints, cards, and vouchers - each archival-quality print on heavy art paper is made in Ireland, ships internationally in eco-friendly packaging with discount tracked postage, and comes with a FREE card and treats for every customer 🎁 #SpéirGorm
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Gambling debts, two divorces, and a cocaine habit had left R2-D2 nearly broke. One night, drunk on White Claws, he drives his Porsche through the front window of a Santa Monica Walgreens, losing both his legs. Finding himself on the street, he now takes odd jobs just to survive.
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Gambling debts, two divorces, and a cocaine habit had left R2-D2 nearly broke. One night, drunk on White Claws, he drives his Porsche through the front window of a Santa Monica Walgreens, losing both his legs. Finding himself on the street, he now takes odd jobs just to survive.
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Driving home for Christmas, stuck in traffic. Watching some gobshite singing to himself in my Rea view mirror.
December 18, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Driving home for Christmas, stuck in traffic. Watching some gobshite singing to himself in my Rea view mirror.
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At what point do you switch her off? Because that will be down to you, and probably due to the yearly/monthly subscription increases.
"I'm sorry love, but we can't afford grandma anymore, it's her or Netflix"
"I'm sorry love, but we can't afford grandma anymore, it's her or Netflix"
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
At what point do you switch her off? Because that will be down to you, and probably due to the yearly/monthly subscription increases.
"I'm sorry love, but we can't afford grandma anymore, it's her or Netflix"
"I'm sorry love, but we can't afford grandma anymore, it's her or Netflix"
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"