Dubious Genius
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Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name, and also you've been found guilty of premeditated murder by a jury of your peers, and I hereby sentence you to life in prison without parole.
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name, and also you've been found guilty of premeditated murder by a jury of your peers, and I hereby sentence you to life in prison without parole.
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What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.
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Stop doomscrolling!
Get outside, and start doomstrolling.
Get outside, and start doomstrolling.
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Stop doomscrolling!
Get outside, and start doomstrolling.
Get outside, and start doomstrolling.
What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.
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Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
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Yes - that bloke who invented the invisibility cloak had his 15 minutes of fame, but where is he now?
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Yes - that bloke who invented the invisibility cloak had his 15 minutes of fame, but where is he now?
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(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the
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''Acadian Seaplants, a massive Canadian corporation and owner of Arramara Teoranta, has put in an application to harvest tens of thousands of tons of wrack from huge swathes of the west coast.''
Sign the petition and lets stop this from happening ✊️
#SpeirGorm
my.uplift.ie/petitions/st...
Sign the petition and lets stop this from happening ✊️
#SpeirGorm
my.uplift.ie/petitions/st...
Stop a Canadian corporation harvesting huge forests of seaweed from the west coast
There should be a public consultation on this plan opening soon but lets gather signatures to demonstrate the fact that up and down the west coast, thousands of people don't want our seaweed rights gi...
my.uplift.ie
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
''Acadian Seaplants, a massive Canadian corporation and owner of Arramara Teoranta, has put in an application to harvest tens of thousands of tons of wrack from huge swathes of the west coast.''
Sign the petition and lets stop this from happening ✊️
#SpeirGorm
my.uplift.ie/petitions/st...
Sign the petition and lets stop this from happening ✊️
#SpeirGorm
my.uplift.ie/petitions/st...
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Caught my wife in bed with an abstract artist. He said "it's not what it looks like"
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Caught my wife in bed with an abstract artist. He said "it's not what it looks like"
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The US has some quirky traditions that are really important to Americans, but seem silly to people in other countries, like pardoning a turkey at Thanksgiving, asking a groundhog to predict the weather, or allowing the Electoral College to choose their president.
November 14, 2023 at 12:16 PM
The US has some quirky traditions that are really important to Americans, but seem silly to people in other countries, like pardoning a turkey at Thanksgiving, asking a groundhog to predict the weather, or allowing the Electoral College to choose their president.
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Happy Groundhog Day to my American friends!
Happy Mincedpork Day to everyone else!
Happy Mincedpork Day to everyone else!
February 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Happy Groundhog Day to my American friends!
Happy Mincedpork Day to everyone else!
Happy Mincedpork Day to everyone else!
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“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.
January 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.
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bari weiss is blocking 60 minutes’ report into the latest epstein files release until they have a new, on-the-record interview with jeffrey epstein
January 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
bari weiss is blocking 60 minutes’ report into the latest epstein files release until they have a new, on-the-record interview with jeffrey epstein
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🍓NEXT MONDAY🍓
Four days until our February show.
Please come, it will be great
📅 Monday 2nd February 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906431...
Four days until our February show.
Please come, it will be great
📅 Monday 2nd February 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906431...
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
🍓NEXT MONDAY🍓
Four days until our February show.
Please come, it will be great
📅 Monday 2nd February 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906431...
Four days until our February show.
Please come, it will be great
📅 Monday 2nd February 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906431...
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Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band.
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band.
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Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.
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The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
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“And this is how we point at the sea”
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
“And this is how we point at the sea”
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DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.
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A broken man is right twice a day.
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A broken man is right twice a day.
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I won't accept 10% off, sir.
This is what I was promised
This is what I was promised
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I won't accept 10% off, sir.
This is what I was promised
This is what I was promised
A broken man is right twice a day.
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A broken man is right twice a day.
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Why did the farmer buy loads of chicks?
They were all going cheap.
They were all going cheap.
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Why did the farmer buy loads of chicks?
They were all going cheap.
They were all going cheap.