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helepolis.bsky.social
@helepolis.bsky.social
Part-time hater, full time cringe.
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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No one could have seen this coming www.theverge.com/news/861269/...
Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams accused of $2.5 million crypto ‘rug pull’ as his NYC Token crashes
New year, same crypto scams?
www.theverge.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Thank you TCW for this instant classic of Harper’s Letter sophistry, explaining that the categories "right" & "left" are unhelpful in understanding a campaign of kidnappings & assassinations undertaken by an ultra-right wing secret police force at the behest of an ultra-right wing political regime
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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We don’t have a problem with immigration in this country. We have a problem with racists.
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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This guy rules
March 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Starting 2026 as I mean to go on.

Trans women are women, tax the rich properly, and FFS free Palestine!

Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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ABBA, now your talking. When I was young I wished for the fresh faced beauty of the blond. In my 30s a saw the merits of the sultry red head. Now, in my 50s, the one with the beard can tug me off while I watch the snooker.
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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LinkedIn - “Tree is down. Finalising next year’s hustle. Drinking a cinnamon and turmeric shot. Feeling grateful”

BlueSky - “I’ve done a huge shit. Now scouring the bin for leftovers to fry up. Considering a second bottle of port”
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Probability of a white Christmas across Australia
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures

www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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i don’t usually read reviews for restaurants i will likely never visit, but this one (from @lizcookkc.bsky.social) for Mahomes’ and Kelce’s place in KC was worth it for style points alone defector.com/two-nights-p...
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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🎼 Sleighbells ring, are you listening
🎶 In my nose, snot is glistening
🎵 A horrible sight
🎶 I’ll give it a wipe
🎵 Now I’ve got a bogey on my hand
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I wouldn't expect my widow to become a recluse but I wouldn't expect fireworks either.
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Here is something extremely cool from @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social youtu.be/tgzjzXBj6tw?...
Anthony Jeselnik’s Top Ten Books of 2025
YouTube video by Anthony Jeselnik
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December 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I'm in better shape than Phillip Rivers holy shit lol
Welcome back, Phil.

INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.

ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Monday.
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM