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helepolis.bsky.social
@helepolis.bsky.social
Part-time hater, full time cringe.
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I refuse to believe I have alysdexi
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures

www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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i don’t usually read reviews for restaurants i will likely never visit, but this one (from @lizcookkc.bsky.social) for Mahomes’ and Kelce’s place in KC was worth it for style points alone defector.com/two-nights-p...
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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🎼 Sleighbells ring, are you listening
🎶 In my nose, snot is glistening
🎵 A horrible sight
🎶 I’ll give it a wipe
🎵 Now I’ve got a bogey on my hand
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I wouldn't expect my widow to become a recluse but I wouldn't expect fireworks either.
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Here is something extremely cool from @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social youtu.be/tgzjzXBj6tw?...
Anthony Jeselnik’s Top Ten Books of 2025
YouTube video by Anthony Jeselnik
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I'm in better shape than Phillip Rivers holy shit lol
Welcome back, Phil.

INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.

ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Monday.
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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When you're expecting a facial from both guys at the same time but one goes off early and you know you're gonna have to do the scene over again
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Interesting karmic tidbit from the NYT:

"The rulings dismissing the James Comey and Letitia James cases also cite a passage from the decision in July 2024 by Judge Aileen M. Cannon in Florida to dismiss the indictment against President Trump in the classified documents case. The cited line is […]
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infosec.exchange
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Charlie Kirk memes are everywhere. Everywhere. Is it disrespectful? Sure. Is it also a rejection of the attempt to create a fascist martyr and force him on us? I think so.

www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
Charlie Kirk is now a Meme
Fascist in life, disrespected in death
www.jphilll.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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This morning’s first sneeze sounded like “Chechnya” and now I’m working my way through the former Soviet republics. You might want to keep your distance when I get to Kyrgyzstan.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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John Oliver reacts to Megyn Kelly seemingly downplaying Epstein's sex crimes by arguing that “there’s a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old.”:

“Look, I am clearly no stranger to sharing upsetting numbers with my audience, but please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math”
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Wife was working away so I was left to get my son to school. When I picked him up he looked HYPED. Said to me his lunch was the best ever. Realised I'd accidentally gave him his old lunchbox, & that's the one where I stash my Yorkies, Chocolate Hobnobs & Haribo.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Man we really fucked this country up huh
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Woody Johnson is sick of everyone knowing what a lousy workplace he oversees: defector.com/woody-johnso...
Woody Johnson Is Sick Of Everyone Knowing What A Lousy Workplace He Oversees | Defector
“The New York Jets” is hardly the phrase you begin a story with if you want to inspire a reader to embrace the day with any sense of purpose, let alone joy, so you might be fooled into considering…
defector.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Palestine 36 helps illuminate events in modern-day Palestine through recounting key historical events of its past that are often overlooked.
Palestine 36 tells a forgotten story of revolt – and how the legacy of colonialism endures in Palestine
Palestine 36 helps illuminate events in modern-day Palestine through recounting key historical events of its past that are often overlooked.
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November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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I read that every week Kier Starmer receives two turds in the post.

I often wonder who sends him the other one.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Prevalence of colour blindness around the world
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM