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helepolis.bsky.social
@helepolis.bsky.social
190 followers 160 following 210 posts
Part-time hater, full time cringe.
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This one?
December 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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The Stephen Miller comment is hilarious
u/becomingelle Stephen Miller got into politics because he lacks the upper body strength to strangle prostitutes.
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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From Jason Katzenstein
Godzilla-like monster rampaging through a city in flames, with crowds of people running from it in terror. One man points to the monster as he too tries to escape, shouting, "Quick! somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly-worded letter!"
April 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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A tweet (sorry) featuring a picture of a huge skillet containing approx 30-40 fried eggs, captioned Good Morning #America
March 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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From @alanferrier on Mastodon. This is a picture of Darth Vader pointing at Princess Leia, saying "Have you said thank you, even once?"
March 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Same, mate
Email from Barclays Bank. In big text it states, "we are sorry about this weekend's issues"
February 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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From Lemmy
#Musk #AfD
December 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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From today's popbitch
Blackrock and Amazon are now hiring for personal protection officers for their CEOS (can't imagine why). You get 80k, a gun, and access to the CEO in question.
December 12, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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September 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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September 15, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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What's your "no one but me remembers" game? This was the first one i ever owned.
Screenshot of "Harbour Attack," a 16-bit from perhaps the mid-1980s. It shows a submarine negotiating various anti-sub nets and sea mines. Pixelly AF.
September 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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RFK Jr peeking from behind a tree. The caption is "I heard something about eating pets?"
September 11, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Via Lemmy #vote #trump
Captain America giving Bone Spurs a solid right hook. Don the Con is wearing his trademark orange foundation and stacked heels, as well as an armband which says '45.' Underneath the image is the word 'VOTE.'
July 9, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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Courtesy of @fraying@xoxo.zone on Masto
Meme of overturned, burning car on off-ramp. The overhead signpost presents a choice of ‘Doing what i need to do’ and ‘Doing what i want to do.’ The burning car is captioned, ‘Me, somehow doing neither.’
July 31, 2023 at 6:42 PM