Alexis (Taylor’s version)
@lexistwit.bsky.social
Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out.
Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social.
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Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social.
linktr.ee/lexistwit
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Beano #1679, September 21, 1974
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Beano #1679, September 21, 1974
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Trump threatens to sue the BBC for editing his words into coherent sentences
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trump threatens to sue the BBC for editing his words into coherent sentences
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It’s live!
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
🚀 NEW MAGAZINE ⌨️
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It’s live!
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
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Just absolutely classic BBC. You've just broadcast the most successful programme of the year, uniting Gen Z kids online and Boomers on broadcast in a return to appointment television. And instead of celebrating, your DG reigns due to a made-up right-wing scandal.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just absolutely classic BBC. You've just broadcast the most successful programme of the year, uniting Gen Z kids online and Boomers on broadcast in a return to appointment television. And instead of celebrating, your DG reigns due to a made-up right-wing scandal.
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Inspired by The Jase's video, I realised that the Mr Blobby song also works quite well with the John Lewis advert. But then it took a dark turn...
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Inspired by The Jase's video, I realised that the Mr Blobby song also works quite well with the John Lewis advert. But then it took a dark turn...
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“Where’s your poppy?”
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Where’s your poppy?”
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Jesus Christ. We go mad about one bloke we wrongly released, yet hear next to nothing about this horror? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
More than 50 child asylum seekers still missing after disappearing from Kent care
Council data obtained by the Guardian shows 345 children have gone missing in recent years, many probably taken by traffickers
www.theguardian.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Jesus Christ. We go mad about one bloke we wrongly released, yet hear next to nothing about this horror? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
I have made a pumpkin, and I have made a video of a pumpkin, and I have judged it not quite too shit to share. #AlienEarth #Halloween #pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I have made a pumpkin, and I have made a video of a pumpkin, and I have judged it not quite too shit to share. #AlienEarth #Halloween #pumpkin
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Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to receive title update with minimal disruption
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to receive title update with minimal disruption
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I’ve got a suggestion for Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s new digs.
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’ve got a suggestion for Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s new digs.
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…of an ongoing investigation.
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
…of an ongoing investigation.
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
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We will fight them on the quiches
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We will fight them on the quiches
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• Make them President ❌
October 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
• Make them President ❌
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EXCLUSIVE
A prominent racist has been hacked by somebody with identical values.
Click for more:
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
A prominent racist has been hacked by somebody with identical values.
Click for more:
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Broadcaster Hacked by Person with Identical Views
A prominent racist has been hacked by somebody with identical values
open.substack.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
EXCLUSIVE
A prominent racist has been hacked by somebody with identical values.
Click for more:
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
A prominent racist has been hacked by somebody with identical values.
Click for more:
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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Share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of
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Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
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OH, YOU DON’T SAY
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
OH, YOU DON’T SAY
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This feels like something you’d expect to see in Stath Lets Flats.
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This feels like something you’d expect to see in Stath Lets Flats.
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"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
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Reading the FBI Most Wanted lists on Wikipedia and it's gone a bit Day Today
October 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Reading the FBI Most Wanted lists on Wikipedia and it's gone a bit Day Today