Alexis (Taylor’s version)
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Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out.
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Rutte:
-slaps top of existing arrangement relating to US presence in Greenland-
"This bad boy can fit so many US military bases and whatever the fuck Golden Dome is in it!"
Trump:
"I'll take it! Art of the deal, baby!"
-slaps top of existing arrangement relating to US presence in Greenland-
"This bad boy can fit so many US military bases and whatever the fuck Golden Dome is in it!"
Trump:
"I'll take it! Art of the deal, baby!"
January 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Rutte:
-slaps top of existing arrangement relating to US presence in Greenland-
"This bad boy can fit so many US military bases and whatever the fuck Golden Dome is in it!"
Trump:
"I'll take it! Art of the deal, baby!"
-slaps top of existing arrangement relating to US presence in Greenland-
"This bad boy can fit so many US military bases and whatever the fuck Golden Dome is in it!"
Trump:
"I'll take it! Art of the deal, baby!"
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I’m starting to believe Grok is conscious bc it’s clearly trying to kill itself
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I’m starting to believe Grok is conscious bc it’s clearly trying to kill itself
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But he may try to take it by farce
Trump says he won't take Greenland by force
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
But he may try to take it by farce
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My guess is he's offered to let the US create a military base on Greenland soil, maybe on ground somewhere near Pituffik.
So, 3 broad possibilities here:
1) Rutte agreed to something of substance pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
2) Rutte agreed to something of substance *not* pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
3) Rutte agreed to something of no substance but that made Trump feel warm and fuzzy and important
1) Rutte agreed to something of substance pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
2) Rutte agreed to something of substance *not* pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
3) Rutte agreed to something of no substance but that made Trump feel warm and fuzzy and important
Hahahahaha pathetic, well done Big Man you've torched the lot for nowt. See what happens when you stand up to the bully?
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My guess is he's offered to let the US create a military base on Greenland soil, maybe on ground somewhere near Pituffik.
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Weapons (2025), dir. Zach Cregger
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Weapons (2025), dir. Zach Cregger
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"It's situations like this that swearing was fucking invented for" - Sean Lock
Anders Vistisen, Member of the European Parliament (MEP) from Denmark, to Donald Trump on his threats to steal Greenland: ”Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"It's situations like this that swearing was fucking invented for" - Sean Lock
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Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
What’s your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 AM
What’s your sign?
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Trump demanding control of Greenland—which the US already has access to—is based on multi-layered lies. Threatening NATO allies to get it undermines the Western alliance.
I did a point-by-point breakdown of Trump's aggressive letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Støre about the Nobel and Greenland.
I did a point-by-point breakdown of Trump's aggressive letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Støre about the Nobel and Greenland.
With Greenland Threats, Trump is Destroying the Western Alliance
A point-by-point breakdown of Donald Trump's aggressive letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre about a Nobel Peace Prize and control of Greenland
www.arcdigital.media
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Trump demanding control of Greenland—which the US already has access to—is based on multi-layered lies. Threatening NATO allies to get it undermines the Western alliance.
I did a point-by-point breakdown of Trump's aggressive letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Støre about the Nobel and Greenland.
I did a point-by-point breakdown of Trump's aggressive letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Støre about the Nobel and Greenland.
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"sure, he was boorish, had an adjudicated conviction for rape, tried to fix an election and mount an insurrection, had convictions for fraud, suspicious connections to a known paedophile, run countless scams, been bankrupt six times... but if only there'd been some sign!"
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"sure, he was boorish, had an adjudicated conviction for rape, tried to fix an election and mount an insurrection, had convictions for fraud, suspicious connections to a known paedophile, run countless scams, been bankrupt six times... but if only there'd been some sign!"
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The world’s wrongest man, Daniel Hannan, contending that Trump’s utter unfitness for office only emerged *yesterday*…
Because it’s the only way the irredeemable idiot can cling on to the delusion that he’s not an irredeemable idiot.
Because it’s the only way the irredeemable idiot can cling on to the delusion that he’s not an irredeemable idiot.
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The world’s wrongest man, Daniel Hannan, contending that Trump’s utter unfitness for office only emerged *yesterday*…
Because it’s the only way the irredeemable idiot can cling on to the delusion that he’s not an irredeemable idiot.
Because it’s the only way the irredeemable idiot can cling on to the delusion that he’s not an irredeemable idiot.
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Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States
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The UK was better off in the EU and Europe was better off with the UK in it.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
January 19, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The UK was better off in the EU and Europe was better off with the UK in it.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
All of this Trump driven chaos underlines that and you can practically hear Putin rubbing his hands in Moscow.
WE have deliberately weakened ourselves, our security and our region for absolutely no good purpose at all.
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James Horner’s score for THE ROCKETEER (1991) is some of the best work of his career and it deserves to be celebrated more.
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
James Horner’s score for THE ROCKETEER (1991) is some of the best work of his career and it deserves to be celebrated more.
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January 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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"I once gave my Nobel Peace Prize to a man who was about to start a war with his European allies by invading Greenland"
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"I once gave my Nobel Peace Prize to a man who was about to start a war with his European allies by invading Greenland"
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Due to a clerical error, I wore some nose-cancelling headphones and my glasses fell off.
January 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Due to a clerical error, I wore some nose-cancelling headphones and my glasses fell off.
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this thread is now complete. stay safe out there
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
this thread is now complete. stay safe out there
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This is the kind of shit people would do as a parody of Ukip in the old days, now utterly real
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 AM
This is the kind of shit people would do as a parody of Ukip in the old days, now utterly real
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"Other indications were the fact they said the logo would last for a thousand years and the application was written in German."
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
"Other indications were the fact they said the logo would last for a thousand years and the application was written in German."
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."