The Male Hysteric
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The Male Hysteric
@graay.bsky.social
I'm very normal.
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This is why they deserve lentils when they ask for peas
Jewish scholars: the Torah is female
Jewish scholars: Wisdom is female
Jewish scholars: Jerusalem is female

Jewish scholars: DON'T TALK TO WOMEN
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Not that it wasn’t clear before, but launching a major war out of the blue with zero real effort to build public support and absolutely no approval from Congress demonstrates how much Trump perceives himself as a pure dictator
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Reminder:

All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Yup. Trump has completely lost his mind. There must be something huge in the Epstein files that he is willing to start a war to hide.
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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We’re gonna inspire a generation of terrorists that can just hop in a Toyota and drive up here.
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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I’m thinking this morning about all the people I spoke to last year who were absolutely convinced, and tried to convince me, that Trump would be antiwar compared to Biden and Harris.

In the past week alone he has attacked Nigeria and then Venezuela and also threatened to attack Iran (again).
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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gonna make a movie about herman melville's tragic gay love for nathaniel hawthorne and call it humpback mountain
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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As a Jew I'm quite excited for the 5th "new year" of the year lol
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's funny to me how much media on mending is about some kind of Very Serious Anticapitalist Politics where as I'm just a fat transsexual who wants to wear my clothes to the point they are no longer recognizeable as clothes than go through the mortifying experience of trying on clothes again
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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my friend @jynxdrawsstuff.bsky.social drew this jayce giopurra for me months ago when i was having a really shite day, and im finally able to present to you my addition:

the Machine Mouserald

he is taunting jayce with his laser

hehe

#vikjayce #myart
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Question:

I want to make kimchi jjigae and traditionally it's made with pork shoulder. Any ideas for a kosher-friendly alternative?
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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My nephew just asked me “if you get scared half to death twice does that mean you’re dead” so naturally I launched into a lecture about infinite series
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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also a jermtor… vikma? I did for his b day #jerma985 #viktorarcane
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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i'm really having a hard time getting past the "surely we can all agree that Somalis are worse than trash" thing. this feels new and very bad
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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It seems like the through line here is that people really struggle to understand state collapse as anything other than a kind of collective moral failing because if it can happen for other reasons that would have troubling implications for their project of crippling the state.
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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WOW!!!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Oh no we are NOT validating people "on the down-low" now!!!!! Stop this nonsense!!!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Whenever my husband tries to meditate, the cats take this as a cue to climb all over him
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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It's my honest opinion the fact the Emperor is an evil space wizard improves the show instead of being detrimental to it. It gives those scenes where Imperial characters like Partagaz pontificate about order and security an absurd quality that reinforce its anti-fascist themes.
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I'm confused, is this not the appeal?
I know Milo claims he is 100% straight now, but for sake of everybody's well being he needs to just accept he likes dick.
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Happy first day of the year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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my New Year’s resolution is 9”x9” and 350 ppi instead of 300
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh, there's a name for it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purity_...
Purity spiral - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This character significantly resembled Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity, which probably isn't coincidental -- The Matrix came out in 1999 and Perfect Dark in 2000. Trinity was considered very hot at the time but has retroactively became woke garbage after the Wachoski sisters came out.
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM