Cris (without an H)
@ambignostic.bsky.social
Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X in NWMT. I dance like the king of the eyesores
Pinned
you'll look "sweet in the seat" if you know what I mean
(I mean in the seat of a bicycle built for two)
(I mean in the seat of a bicycle built for two)
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
you'll look "sweet in the seat" if you know what I mean
(I mean in the seat of a bicycle built for two)
(I mean in the seat of a bicycle built for two)
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Green: “Realism, accepting a situation as it is: this is often the language of those who have grown comfortable living with inequity”
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Green: “Realism, accepting a situation as it is: this is often the language of those who have grown comfortable living with inequity”
2112 rides a pretty fine line anyway but it really takes me out of immersion when Alex plays a snippet of the 1812 Overture
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
2112 rides a pretty fine line anyway but it really takes me out of immersion when Alex plays a snippet of the 1812 Overture
Welcome to the age of Buzz
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Welcome to the age of Buzz
The JOY
As someone who grew up in the tropics, this was also my reaction the first time I saw snow.
Except it was at a drop kick Murphys show, and I was wearing a kilt.
Except it was at a drop kick Murphys show, and I was wearing a kilt.
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The JOY
In this house we don't really keep Shabbat other than lighting candles, but in 2026 I'm going to use it as an opportunity to take a regular weekly social media break. Of course if It Happens on a Saturday morning I have no qualms about declaring early Havdalah
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
In this house we don't really keep Shabbat other than lighting candles, but in 2026 I'm going to use it as an opportunity to take a regular weekly social media break. Of course if It Happens on a Saturday morning I have no qualms about declaring early Havdalah
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You have to staff your administration with smart people who know how to make a bureaucracy function instead of ideologues. You need your staff to believe in your mission, but believing in the mission can’t be the primary qualification.
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
You have to staff your administration with smart people who know how to make a bureaucracy function instead of ideologues. You need your staff to believe in your mission, but believing in the mission can’t be the primary qualification.
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My globalism instantaneously leaves my entire body when Europeans start talking shit about America
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
My globalism instantaneously leaves my entire body when Europeans start talking shit about America
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
Today is the day the veil is thinned and Johann Strauss Jr again walks the earth, enjoy
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Today is the day the veil is thinned and Johann Strauss Jr again walks the earth, enjoy
I’m kind of enjoying the EST centric thing; it means I can say Happy New year and still go to bed at a sensible hour
Well, we in Eastern time made it.
Happy '26 y'all.
May it be joyful, may it be good to you and to all of us
Happy '26 y'all.
May it be joyful, may it be good to you and to all of us
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I’m kind of enjoying the EST centric thing; it means I can say Happy New year and still go to bed at a sensible hour
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Reminder that The Hudsucker Proxy is a New Year’s Eve movie
The Hudsucker Proxy end
YouTube video by Mostafa Asghari
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Reminder that The Hudsucker Proxy is a New Year’s Eve movie
Cooling down the old year with some Quiet Storm
Hell yeah, on a whim I said “Hey Siri play quiet storm” and it turns out they have a whole premade playlist of it
Quiet Storm Essentials on Apple Music
Playlist · 100 Songs
music.apple.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Cooling down the old year with some Quiet Storm
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
The Dirty Baker’s Dozen
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The Dirty Baker’s Dozen
Nobody got mad at me on bsky this year for any reason. I’m supremely inoffensive
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Nobody got mad at me on bsky this year for any reason. I’m supremely inoffensive
Happy New Year’s Eve my friends, post a song about The Radio. Doesn’t have to be your favorite
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Happy New Year’s Eve my friends, post a song about The Radio. Doesn’t have to be your favorite
Appearing before Zod, just to kneel something
Playing the glocken, just to spiel something
Talking to @greenleejw.bsky.social just to eel something.
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Appearing before Zod, just to kneel something
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
There’s a related “stark soundstage” subgenre where the director tries to add some visual interest with wacky set paintings and cheap camera tricks, including J. Geils “Freeze Frame,” Spin Doctors “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” and whatever this is
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
There’s a related “stark soundstage” subgenre where the director tries to add some visual interest with wacky set paintings and cheap camera tricks, including J. Geils “Freeze Frame,” Spin Doctors “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” and whatever this is
One thing I’m learning from all the MTV posting is that MTV had a much longer perceived “golden age” than I realized
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
One thing I’m learning from all the MTV posting is that MTV had a much longer perceived “golden age” than I realized
Also "Post Offices and Post Roads" is not explicitly defined, implying in this century the Congress shall have power to issue an email address to every citizen
That mail delivery is a fundamental service that our country should provide at non exorbitant cost relative to remoteness? Like that’s been the positive argument from the start?
December 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Also "Post Offices and Post Roads" is not explicitly defined, implying in this century the Congress shall have power to issue an email address to every citizen
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I want to print YOU DON'T GET GOOD AT A THING BY NOT DOING IT onto little cards and just hand them out in conversation sometimes
D1) again, this is difficult to pull off at longer lengths. But you don't get good at a thing by not doing it.
E) YOU DON'T GET GOOD AT A THING BY NOT DOING IT done is better than perfect. Don't worry so much about "practicing right" just practice. You can adjust as you need as you go on.
E) YOU DON'T GET GOOD AT A THING BY NOT DOING IT done is better than perfect. Don't worry so much about "practicing right" just practice. You can adjust as you need as you go on.
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I want to print YOU DON'T GET GOOD AT A THING BY NOT DOING IT onto little cards and just hand them out in conversation sometimes