"states rights"

The one book I would make these Maximum Alpha guys read is All Quiet On The Western Front.

[commence psychedelic rock music]

that's a big twinkie

I'm kidding (while also completely earnest) about the police branch songs, but I agree 100% with the sentiment expressed in the thread and probably with most of the specifics. I always say "disarm the cops" and one of way of doing that is "break up the police force"

The only genuinely adult take on Batman was the 1966 tv show. Everything since on tv and the movies has been for 14-year-olds of all ages.

you can build data centers on the moon and then launch the data packets into earth's gravity well

I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never Zeppled

Someone who is good at the economy help him

What if I run out of storage and have to save something to the Zip drive that I still have?

Bobby Ewing sees what you did there

At least he has the modicum of discipline to keep his finger off the trigger, but that’s small consolation

People are unsurprisingly getting weird about this but state senate is not the big time! It’s not like she’s trying to immediately step into a national office

You would like this movie if it's the sort of movie you like

oh right, they were going to replace the air traffic control system in February too, with something Musk was going to spearhead, I'd forgotten that

It was sad (so sad!)
It was sad (too bad!)
It was sad when the great ship went down (to the bottom of the)

And of course one good song about a mine collapse deserves another