Cris (without an H)
@ambignostic.bsky.social
Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X in NWMT. I dance like the king of the eyesores
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Listening to Al Stewart present history as a storyteller, interlacing real occurrences with emotional resonances, just strengthens my belief that We Didn't Start The Fire is low effort trash
Past, Present & Future by Al Stewart on Apple Music
Album · 1974 · 8 Songs
music.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Listening to Al Stewart present history as a storyteller, interlacing real occurrences with emotional resonances, just strengthens my belief that We Didn't Start The Fire is low effort trash
All the Edmund Fitzgerald 50 posting today has me thinking about other songs in the disaster genre
Summertime Dream by Gordon Lightfoot on Apple Music
Album · 1976 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
All the Edmund Fitzgerald 50 posting today has me thinking about other songs in the disaster genre
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I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
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Hang in there, OK?
October 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Hang in there, OK?
we deserve cats
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
we deserve cats
me watching several of my mutuals dunking on each other: none of you are free of sin
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
me watching several of my mutuals dunking on each other: none of you are free of sin
This tracks because ICHC is about ten years old and the Berlin Wall fell about twenty years ago
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This tracks because ICHC is about ten years old and the Berlin Wall fell about twenty years ago
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I’m only here still because Bluesky is the worst microblogging platform except for all of the others which have been tried
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m only here still because Bluesky is the worst microblogging platform except for all of the others which have been tried
You reply to Benjamin Dreyer, you best not miss an apostrophe
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You reply to Benjamin Dreyer, you best not miss an apostrophe
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Write that weird little book, make that weird little painting. It was given to you for a reason and someone else needs to see it and if you don’t do it no one will
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Write that weird little book, make that weird little painting. It was given to you for a reason and someone else needs to see it and if you don’t do it no one will
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there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
The chatter and incomplete garbage takes on Let It Be give it the feel of a behind-the-scenes look, which I think was the intention; but that makes the album a documentary curiosity rather than a proper compilation of songs. It depends on what you’re looking for and I would prefer the latter
Let It Be was the closest we had to Anthology outtakes until Anthology was released
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The chatter and incomplete garbage takes on Let It Be give it the feel of a behind-the-scenes look, which I think was the intention; but that makes the album a documentary curiosity rather than a proper compilation of songs. It depends on what you’re looking for and I would prefer the latter
I don’t know, you naughty boy, I’ve never quisled!
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I don’t know, you naughty boy, I’ve never quisled!
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Fast and Furious but Star Wars, and I'm serious
hoping this upcoming star wars: starfighter movie is just top gun but star wars
ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Fast and Furious but Star Wars, and I'm serious
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The Princess Bride: A Star Wars Story
what is the best 80s/90s action movie that star wars could do a remake of, and why is it Con Air
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Princess Bride: A Star Wars Story
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Which is a subset of “accepting that a lot of people will never like you (and will let you know about it).” It’s tempting to think “politician” would be a good career for a People Pleaser but it’s the opposite. There will be many people you will never please and that will be torment
I would hate a lot of things about being a politician, from the constant socializing to having to beg people for money, but I think the thing I would hate the most would be people poring over every flaw in every unflattering picture someone took of me
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Which is a subset of “accepting that a lot of people will never like you (and will let you know about it).” It’s tempting to think “politician” would be a good career for a People Pleaser but it’s the opposite. There will be many people you will never please and that will be torment
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"The Bechdel test" is to my mind very much like "Godwin's Law": these were general observations about pernicious habits in our society that people somehow interpreted as being moral laws that must be followed to the letter.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"The Bechdel test" is to my mind very much like "Godwin's Law": these were general observations about pernicious habits in our society that people somehow interpreted as being moral laws that must be followed to the letter.
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Sometimes a book is like a trust fall.
Some people want to be carefully lowered to the ground.
Some of us enjoy the thrill of a bit of free fall.
Nobody likes being dropped.
Some people want to be carefully lowered to the ground.
Some of us enjoy the thrill of a bit of free fall.
Nobody likes being dropped.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sometimes a book is like a trust fall.
Some people want to be carefully lowered to the ground.
Some of us enjoy the thrill of a bit of free fall.
Nobody likes being dropped.
Some people want to be carefully lowered to the ground.
Some of us enjoy the thrill of a bit of free fall.
Nobody likes being dropped.
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Stands up Spartacus style, "i killed laura palmer!"
Nobody gets it. Nobody spartacuses with me. I'm promptly arrested. You're all punks
Nobody gets it. Nobody spartacuses with me. I'm promptly arrested. You're all punks
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Stands up Spartacus style, "i killed laura palmer!"
Nobody gets it. Nobody spartacuses with me. I'm promptly arrested. You're all punks
Nobody gets it. Nobody spartacuses with me. I'm promptly arrested. You're all punks
Me failing to understand all the fuss about Sydney Sweeney
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me failing to understand all the fuss about Sydney Sweeney
hello,
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hello,