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more orcas, fewer yachts

Seattle

he/him
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The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
needs a "Gentlewoman's Pistol" version with pink grips

and a "Gentleenby's Pistol" with...ummm....they/them pronouns etched onto the grips, and blue hair...somewhere

until then, sucks. your move, Remington.
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Good Journalism still exists
As promised, audio of Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese answering my questions is in today's episode of It Could Happen Here.

You can also listen to him admit he has no idea what happens when your financial data gets stolen here.
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
2026 Nobel Prize (posthumous) for Advances in Fried Chicken Science
January 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
eating a chip butty and calling it solidarity
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
thank you for your service o7
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
you're up for reelection in 2028.

we have long memories.

if you fuck this up (such as how MN has already handed off control of Renee Good's murder to the feds) we will not forget. we will not forgive.
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
"Onion" and "Hamas" have the same number of letters

coincidince?

yeah, probably.

but, what if it wasn't?

realy makes you think.
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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"abolish ice" doesn't seem so extreme anymore, does it, you preposterous, normalizing fucks
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Democratic congressional candidate who claims to be a "progressive leader & fighter for working folks"

but when the Gestapo murders someone in cold blood and there's video of it from 4 different angles, it's "let's wait for the facts to come out"
Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand ICE/CBP end their terror.
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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The ICE murder of Renee Good and the failure of any cessation of the Grok CSAM and nonconsensual image generation are part of the same broader story about the establishment of elite impunity for transgressing all moral boundaries of a humanist civil society with individual rights
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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"Secret police" is often misunderstood to mean a force that operates covertly, with all their operations secret.

But a secret police force's actions are often public. The secret part is hiding their identities, because they're breaking laws to hurt politically disfavored people, and fear reprisals.
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
can it be an opera

about writing a haiku
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
you can get chicken hearts at a lot of grocery stores, they're always cheap. they freeze well so it's possible to buy in bulk and then thaw a bit at a time.

also the corner of the meat aisle that is "half price because it's about to expire" - crows will very happily scavenge rotting meat
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Quisling Caucus of the Democratic Party
… Speaker Jeffries statement:
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Quisling Caucus of the Democratic Party
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Quisling Caucus of the Democratic Party
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers. Is America going to be involved in running and stabilizing Venezuela? Today's actions raise many questions about the stability of the region and our policy towards South America.
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 AM
total abolition of all maps
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
not left, or right, but goose-stepping forward
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Chicago is on the east coast and nearby Gary Indiana is on the north coast. makes sense to ne.
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Schumer convincing himself that his Long Island tulpa family supports it because it will lower gas prices and make it easier to drive out to Montauk
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
LLM brainrot continues: supposedly "progressive" people posting ChatGPT screenshots as evidence
This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM