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more orcas, fewer yachts

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October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Goat, deciding that he liked the new kind of treat
close-up of a black & white cat, using his paws to hold on to a chewable treat stick
October 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
picture of Smokey the Bear with a sign saying "fire danger today: extreme". there is a fire in the background.
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
TIL thanks to this article from @kromandavid.bsky.social that one of the requirements to be mayor of Seattle is owning a 7000 sqft home in a wealthy neighborhood
"Wilson’s apartment can’t be more than 600 square feet. It’s packed with books and wallpaper-plastered along the edges where the walls meet the ceiling, giving it the denlike feel of a speakeasy. At night, she and her husband put their 2-year-old daughter to sleep in a crib in their bedroom, before wheeling her into the living room when it’s their turn to sleep. It’s just the sort of home one might imagine for a scrappy organizer, but far from Harrell’s 7,000-square-foot Seward Park home, more typical of a big-city mayor. The incongruity between its diminutive size and the enormous scope of the job Wilson wants is dizzying. It’s a disconnect that now colors much of Wilson’s life. "
October 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading the whole thing doesn't make it better...

she's simultaneously from too wealthy of a family to be a Real Progressive (including "leading some to criticize her" weasel words)

but also, she's too poor to be mayor? because mayors are supposed to own 7000 sqft houses.

make up your mind.
"It’s a path underpinned by idealism and no small amount of privilege. Growing up, her family never lacked for money or basic comforts, leading some to lump her in with some progressives nationwide who have been criticized for advocating socialistic policies for people whose hardships they’ve never fully experienced." "Wilson’s apartment can’t be more than 600 square feet. It’s packed with books and wallpaper-plastered along the edges where the walls meet the ceiling, giving it the denlike feel of a speakeasy. At night, she and her husband put their 2-year-old daughter to sleep in a crib in their bedroom, before wheeling her into the living room when it’s their turn to sleep. It’s just the sort of home one might imagine for a scrappy organizer, but far from Harrell’s 7,000-square-foot Seward Park home, more typical of a big-city mayor. The incongruity between its diminutive size and the enormous scope of the job Wilson wants is dizzying. It’s a disconnect that now colors much of Wilson’s life."
October 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Official Statement For Immediate Release Theodore Kacynzski was walking through the woods near his house when he came across an injured baby deer with a broken leg. He splinted the deer’s leg and single-handedly nursed it back to health, then reunited it with its deer family. Following this, he visited a nearby post office and mailed several letters. Mr. Kaczynski has nothing but respect for the hardworking men and women of the United States Postal Service. This is the only statement authorized by Mr. Kaczynski.
August 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
the threat level is orange. don't ask why the threat level is orange. it just is.
August 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
we should bring back the color-coded warning system
the post 9/11 color-coded terrorism warning levels, except replaced with "risk of it happening"
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the Gadsen "don't tread on me" flag, except the snake has been intubated. the caption says "patriotic choking noises"
August 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
this labeler remains undefeated in the marketplace of ideas

tried to figure out what "social venture entrepreneur" means and it's even dumber than I expected - he founded "Fiskkit" which was one of those "automated Both Sides-ing of the news" websites. their FAQ hasn't been updated since 2015.
screenshot showing that he's detected by the "Matt Yglesias follower" Bluesky labeler
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Gavin Newsom supporters see this chart and do the "pointing at TV" meme
graph of blood levels by age in the US showing gen X had by far the highest exposure
July 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
WE ARE THE PRIESTS

OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX

OUR GREAT COMPUTERS

FILL THE HALLOWED HALLS
May 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
history does not look kindly on collaborators

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screenshot of Mark Warner's voting history, showing that he voted on March 14th to confirm Trump's cabinet nominees for Deputy Secretary of Defense, Deputy Secretary of State, and Secretary of the Navy
March 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM