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Black sheep boy, fearful Jesuit, functionary of the great swamp
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
midwest office guy, he/him
"Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."
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"He has a good deal to say, and if he can reduce his complicated and painful feelings...to a few telling and effective pages, it ought to be child's play to analyse the state of the nation..."
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Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
you know it smell crazy in there
When describing a new species, we often hear about the size, shape, and color of its leaves, flowers, and fruits. But what about its smell?
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
you know it smell crazy in there
Chad. He knows what he did.
Who's everyone's worst fellow high school alumnus? Mine is probably Bob Packwood
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Chad. He knows what he did.
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This Wikipedia editor knew exactly what they were doing
May 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This Wikipedia editor knew exactly what they were doing
post a banger that isn't in English
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
post a banger that isn't in English
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Carefully watching all the football boys to see if anyone is whispering a room number to their rival
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Carefully watching all the football boys to see if anyone is whispering a room number to their rival
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes
Multi-ethnic little kids singing a Mr Rogers tune? We are so fucking back. Woke 2 is on the march.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Multi-ethnic little kids singing a Mr Rogers tune? We are so fucking back. Woke 2 is on the march.
Welcome to Latin America, [checks note cards] Canada!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Welcome to Latin America, [checks note cards] Canada!
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on the biggest stage, football opts to showcase the art of punting practiced at the highest level. I love this for us, and the world.
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
on the biggest stage, football opts to showcase the art of punting practiced at the highest level. I love this for us, and the world.
Yeah, I saw Green Day play a few years back. It was fine, whatever. But they never DID look directly at me in the crowd and say they were the same kind of lib as me, so I WAS a little disappointed.
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Yeah, I saw Green Day play a few years back. It was fine, whatever. But they never DID look directly at me in the crowd and say they were the same kind of lib as me, so I WAS a little disappointed.
In this house we recognize only one bad bunny
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
In this house we recognize only one bad bunny
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
Shaken by the whole experience, Morrissey swore to never do anything to benefit anyone ever again.
[February 8th, 1986] The Smiths headlined a historic benefit concert titled "With Love From Manchester" at the Royal Court Theatre in Liverpool.
The Smiths | LIVE 1986/02/08 - Liverpool
The Smiths | LIVE 1986/02/08 - Liverpool
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Shaken by the whole experience, Morrissey swore to never do anything to benefit anyone ever again.
Sure okay. Maybe there's just some confusion here. A typo! A timestamp issue. Intentional fuckery and shenanigans! Or maybe the calf-cramping lady is right and she's gotten to the bottom of this for real.
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Sure okay. Maybe there's just some confusion here. A typo! A timestamp issue. Intentional fuckery and shenanigans! Or maybe the calf-cramping lady is right and she's gotten to the bottom of this for real.
I dunno; I mean we all have days like that
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I dunno; I mean we all have days like that
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there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
Yay, emergency room. (Not for me.) At least they have this trippy “Annihilation”-themed artwork.
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Yay, emergency room. (Not for me.) At least they have this trippy “Annihilation”-themed artwork.
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Honestly, it is pretty funny how every news story on the matter has “Unknown US intelligence official is Russian spy” next to a picture of Tulsi Gabbard.
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Honestly, it is pretty funny how every news story on the matter has “Unknown US intelligence official is Russian spy” next to a picture of Tulsi Gabbard.
Every generation discovers this magical fact for themselves, and it is beautiful.
There was an early 20th century British politician named Bonar Law
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Every generation discovers this magical fact for themselves, and it is beautiful.
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
I was gratified to learn they are finally making a supermarket frozen pizza for Real Americans. Proud to serve those who serve!
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I was gratified to learn they are finally making a supermarket frozen pizza for Real Americans. Proud to serve those who serve!
Yeah, like how many chances to you get in life to do the thing where you hold your hand up to your ear mockingly like "ooh, did I hear something? it sounds like a bunch of little babies but QUIETER" and you like smirk the whole time.
missed opportunity for Vance, not working the booing crowd like a wrestling heel.
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Yeah, like how many chances to you get in life to do the thing where you hold your hand up to your ear mockingly like "ooh, did I hear something? it sounds like a bunch of little babies but QUIETER" and you like smirk the whole time.
"Acceptance" is one of the stages of grief. It is not part of the electoral process. Nothing Trump ever says about that stuff matters at all. We don't CARE what he accepts. He's barely a functioning human being!
Impt to note that what Trump will "accept" is largely immaterial to what will happen, as has been the case in every election since he entered politics 11 years ago. What this is, as it has been the whole time, is a loser trying to preemptively position himself to excuse away his impending losses.
He has said this about every election since 2016, has always been heavy-handed in implying he will under no circumstances concede. An aspiring dictator from the beginning, he hardly ever pretended to believe in democracy. I’ll never understand why so many people averted their eyes from the obvious.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
"Acceptance" is one of the stages of grief. It is not part of the electoral process. Nothing Trump ever says about that stuff matters at all. We don't CARE what he accepts. He's barely a functioning human being!