Jessica Smetana
@jessicasmetana.bsky.social
meadowlark media, Le Batard Show, etc
Humiliating things that can happen in Pilates class:
1. Falling off the machine
2. Being outed as a podcaster
One of them happened to me today.
1. Falling off the machine
2. Being outed as a podcaster
One of them happened to me today.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Humiliating things that can happen in Pilates class:
1. Falling off the machine
2. Being outed as a podcaster
One of them happened to me today.
1. Falling off the machine
2. Being outed as a podcaster
One of them happened to me today.
tbt when he, an old man, called a woman’s college basketball player a f-ing idiot
well at least I don’t feel alone in hating Keith Olbermann anymore
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
tbt when he, an old man, called a woman’s college basketball player a f-ing idiot
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90th+ percentile FEI game ratings (opponent-adjusted possession efficiency) vs FBS opponents through Week 12:
7x - Ohio State
6x - Georgia, Indiana, Miami, Notre Dame, Utah
5x - Alabama, Oregon, Utah, Texas Tech
4x - Iowa, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
Game ratings for every team: bcftoys.com/2025-gr
7x - Ohio State
6x - Georgia, Indiana, Miami, Notre Dame, Utah
5x - Alabama, Oregon, Utah, Texas Tech
4x - Iowa, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
Game ratings for every team: bcftoys.com/2025-gr
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
90th+ percentile FEI game ratings (opponent-adjusted possession efficiency) vs FBS opponents through Week 12:
7x - Ohio State
6x - Georgia, Indiana, Miami, Notre Dame, Utah
5x - Alabama, Oregon, Utah, Texas Tech
4x - Iowa, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
Game ratings for every team: bcftoys.com/2025-gr
7x - Ohio State
6x - Georgia, Indiana, Miami, Notre Dame, Utah
5x - Alabama, Oregon, Utah, Texas Tech
4x - Iowa, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
Game ratings for every team: bcftoys.com/2025-gr
The most “I’ve learned everything against my will” type person ever
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The most “I’ve learned everything against my will” type person ever
I saw a pumpkin tiramisu recipe today and I’m very intrigued by it…
Would love a ruling on whether not turning the oven on can still qualify as baking but I’m throwing a pumpkin tiramisu on the menu this year that I’m excited about.
Help me decide what to bake for Thanksgiving! Allegedly my family has “zero preferences”
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I saw a pumpkin tiramisu recipe today and I’m very intrigued by it…
Help me decide what to bake for Thanksgiving! Allegedly my family has “zero preferences”
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Help me decide what to bake for Thanksgiving! Allegedly my family has “zero preferences”
LMAO
BTW your tweets made it to the Pitt 247 board!! LMAO they are mad.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
LMAO
If coaches want to curl up and cry against Notre Dame because they are uncompetitive babies then I think that says more about them than Notre Dame.
Also, to anyone with eyes, Pitt very clearly was doing everything they could to win this game. They just weren’t good enough.
Also, to anyone with eyes, Pitt very clearly was doing everything they could to win this game. They just weren’t good enough.
Yes, ND that much better than Pitt, and Pitt is probably worse than their record, but I worry about that sentiment spreading.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If coaches want to curl up and cry against Notre Dame because they are uncompetitive babies then I think that says more about them than Notre Dame.
Also, to anyone with eyes, Pitt very clearly was doing everything they could to win this game. They just weren’t good enough.
Also, to anyone with eyes, Pitt very clearly was doing everything they could to win this game. They just weren’t good enough.
It’s very obvious how many people do not pay any attention to Pitt or Narduzzi and know these basic facts. He DEFINITELY wants to beat Notre Dame and also steps in it constantly.
As a Pitt fan, Duzz is NOT a fan of ND. He definitely wanted to beat them. Anyone thinking otherwise is being silly.
Most of his comments last week were likely tongue in cheek. He has a habit of saying dumb shit sometimes. Pitt's defense played like I thought, Pitt O was much worse. ND beat our ass
Most of his comments last week were likely tongue in cheek. He has a habit of saying dumb shit sometimes. Pitt's defense played like I thought, Pitt O was much worse. ND beat our ass
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It’s very obvious how many people do not pay any attention to Pitt or Narduzzi and know these basic facts. He DEFINITELY wants to beat Notre Dame and also steps in it constantly.
Pitt’s star running back said he sat out an extra week to make sure he was healthy for the Notre Dame game. You cannot honestly believe Pitt/Narduzzi didn’t want to beat Notre Dame on Saturday. It was their biggest home game in years.
I do think there is going to be legitimate discourse about coaches like Narduzzi saying games against ND are irrelevant when they are angling for a conference title & then going out and playing like it. If no team playing against ND is taking the games seriously then there’s going to be issues.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pitt’s star running back said he sat out an extra week to make sure he was healthy for the Notre Dame game. You cannot honestly believe Pitt/Narduzzi didn’t want to beat Notre Dame on Saturday. It was their biggest home game in years.
Playoff discourse on Twitter has truly jumped the shark when Chuck Todd??? is accusing the Navy of throwing a game against Notre Dame because they’re not in the American Conference
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Playoff discourse on Twitter has truly jumped the shark when Chuck Todd??? is accusing the Navy of throwing a game against Notre Dame because they’re not in the American Conference
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☘️ new pod ☘️
The Pittsburgh Instant Reaction is live w/ @jessicasmetana.bsky.social. Talking Jeremiyah Love and Malachi Fields highlights, defensive greatness, sad yinzers, weird playoff narratives, a bunch more.
open.spotify.com/episode/1WBB...
The Pittsburgh Instant Reaction is live w/ @jessicasmetana.bsky.social. Talking Jeremiyah Love and Malachi Fields highlights, defensive greatness, sad yinzers, weird playoff narratives, a bunch more.
open.spotify.com/episode/1WBB...
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
☘️ new pod ☘️
The Pittsburgh Instant Reaction is live w/ @jessicasmetana.bsky.social. Talking Jeremiyah Love and Malachi Fields highlights, defensive greatness, sad yinzers, weird playoff narratives, a bunch more.
open.spotify.com/episode/1WBB...
The Pittsburgh Instant Reaction is live w/ @jessicasmetana.bsky.social. Talking Jeremiyah Love and Malachi Fields highlights, defensive greatness, sad yinzers, weird playoff narratives, a bunch more.
open.spotify.com/episode/1WBB...
So true, he didn’t care if they won today anyways
Today "wasn't a must win" so that TD was "building momentum" for the next two weeks
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So true, he didn’t care if they won today anyways
Holy Pat Narduzzi is the biggest loser on the planet 😂😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Holy Pat Narduzzi is the biggest loser on the planet 😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest/worst roughing the passer calls in garbage time while me and 3000 other Notre dame fans watch in an otherwise empty acrisure stadium
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One of the funniest/worst roughing the passer calls in garbage time while me and 3000 other Notre dame fans watch in an otherwise empty acrisure stadium
99% of complaints coming from the big ten whether from the admin side or coaching side are about things that the big ten voluntarily decided on. No one l forced you to have 18 members! But now that you do you probably do need to talk them all.
when it comes to selling an equity stake in future big ten tv media revenue (and everything else)...yeah, I think you actually do need to talk to all the board members? Or at least somebody does. That's how shared governance works for huge-ass deals
www.on3.com/news/inside-...
www.on3.com/news/inside-...
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
99% of complaints coming from the big ten whether from the admin side or coaching side are about things that the big ten voluntarily decided on. No one l forced you to have 18 members! But now that you do you probably do need to talk them all.
It’s a damn shame you can’t see the Altoona horseshoe curve from the highway
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s a damn shame you can’t see the Altoona horseshoe curve from the highway
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FOOTBALL AMERICA!
🏈 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social on Rodgers, Irish at Pitt, CFB all-time Triplets
🏈 Gerald McCoy on Wk11's five biggest games & superhero insights
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@lebatardshow.bsky.social / @dknetwork.bsky.social
🏈 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social on Rodgers, Irish at Pitt, CFB all-time Triplets
🏈 Gerald McCoy on Wk11's five biggest games & superhero insights
🎧: tinyurl.com/mw9y3ezd
🎧: tinyurl.com/3tnmhkyy
📺: tinyurl.com/4xhyuaw2
@lebatardshow.bsky.social / @dknetwork.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
FOOTBALL AMERICA!
🏈 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social on Rodgers, Irish at Pitt, CFB all-time Triplets
🏈 Gerald McCoy on Wk11's five biggest games & superhero insights
🎧: tinyurl.com/mw9y3ezd
🎧: tinyurl.com/3tnmhkyy
📺: tinyurl.com/4xhyuaw2
@lebatardshow.bsky.social / @dknetwork.bsky.social
🏈 @jessicasmetana.bsky.social on Rodgers, Irish at Pitt, CFB all-time Triplets
🏈 Gerald McCoy on Wk11's five biggest games & superhero insights
🎧: tinyurl.com/mw9y3ezd
🎧: tinyurl.com/3tnmhkyy
📺: tinyurl.com/4xhyuaw2
@lebatardshow.bsky.social / @dknetwork.bsky.social
Basically
@jessicasmetana.bsky.social I went and watched the entire season (so far) of The Chair Company last night just based on your conversation with @darthamin.bsky.social. Then I got to that last scene of the most recent episode... What the actual fuck?
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Basically
Maction forever baby
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Maction forever baby
Notre Dame men’s hoops not inspiring confidence tonight
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Notre Dame men’s hoops not inspiring confidence tonight
As someone with a bf who kayak fishes a lot I thought this would be one thing but wow did it turn out to be another www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The Missing Kayaker
What happened to Ryan Borgwardt?
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
As someone with a bf who kayak fishes a lot I thought this would be one thing but wow did it turn out to be another www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
I watched the first episode and liked it! One thing I do not like is Vince Gilligan without a mustache. Unrecognizable.
No to Pluribus?
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I watched the first episode and liked it! One thing I do not like is Vince Gilligan without a mustache. Unrecognizable.
The Chair Company might be my favorite show
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Chair Company might be my favorite show