Chris W
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☘️ Syracuse Review is live ☘️
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
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What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
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☘️ Syracuse Review is live ☘️
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
☘️ Syracuse Review is live ☘️
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
Jackie and Soni bravely battling in Los Angeles to overcome Kara Lawson's coaching and bring home the gold
USA Basketball's training camp roster for Dec. 12-14 at Duke:
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Jackie and Soni bravely battling in Los Angeles to overcome Kara Lawson's coaching and bring home the gold
☘️ Syracuse Review is live ☘️
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
☘️ Syracuse Review is live ☘️
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
What a very strange and equally satisfying football game. Jeremiyah Love greatness in limited use, lockdown defense continuing to ascend, insane graphic packages.
Let's discuss:
rakesreport.substack.com/p/rakes-repo...
The committee - only the committee, specifically - remains so biased against Miami, it's disgusting
FIXED: This week's latest simulated BCS rankings are here:
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The committee - only the committee, specifically - remains so biased against Miami, it's disgusting
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☘️new pod☘️
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
☘️new pod☘️
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
I was curious where it might end up but Notre Dame with 100% postgame win expectancy against Cuse. Only 59.8 adjusted margin tho...
LOWEST POSTGAME WIN EXPECTANCY IN A WIN, WEEK 13
App St > Marshall 13.9%
Kenn St > Missouri St 20.4%
Duke > UNC 22.2%
Utah > K-State 24.9%
LT > Liberty 25.1%
FIU > Jax St 44.8%
NMSU > UTEP 50.1%
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
App St > Marshall 13.9%
Kenn St > Missouri St 20.4%
Duke > UNC 22.2%
Utah > K-State 24.9%
LT > Liberty 25.1%
FIU > Jax St 44.8%
NMSU > UTEP 50.1%
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
2025 SP+
docs.google.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I was curious where it might end up but Notre Dame with 100% postgame win expectancy against Cuse. Only 59.8 adjusted margin tho...
These Fresno State uniforms are very nice and if you threw a gold helmet on them...
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
These Fresno State uniforms are very nice and if you threw a gold helmet on them...
☘️new pod☘️
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
☘️new pod☘️
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.
open.spotify.com/episode/6gLO...
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Here is a good summary of why Pitt’s offense was stinky last week and good this week
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Here is a good summary of why Pitt’s offense was stinky last week and good this week
Syracuse ended up with more first downs than Notre Dame =(
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Syracuse ended up with more first downs than Notre Dame =(
Awwwww Steve Angeli
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Awwwww Steve Angeli
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The Kenny Minchey Experience would have been incredible.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Kenny Minchey Experience would have been incredible.
The Kenny Minchey Experience would have been incredible.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Kenny Minchey Experience would have been incredible.
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Jeremiyah Love should be in New York City.
No doubt about it.
No doubt about it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Okay hand up I got kind of annoyed at Marcus' clock management here before I remembered the score.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Okay hand up I got kind of annoyed at Marcus' clock management here before I remembered the score.
Fran Brown looks incredible
I'll give Fran Brown this, the jacket is good, he absolutely has that shit on
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Fran Brown looks incredible
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Jesus multiplied fishes and loaves, so there's precedent.
Notre Dame has possessed the ball for 1:28 and somehow has 35 points
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Jesus multiplied fishes and loaves, so there's precedent.
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NBC is doing insane graphics things today
Thank you @jessicasmetana.bsky.social for this important screengrab
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
NBC is doing insane graphics things today
I love college football 🫶🫶🫶☘️☘️☘️
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I love college football 🫶🫶🫶☘️☘️☘️
Are we still doing the thing where we compare scores against common opponents at random points in the game or was that just desperate Miami fans trying something
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Are we still doing the thing where we compare scores against common opponents at random points in the game or was that just desperate Miami fans trying something
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Notre Dame leads Syracuse 21-0 and the Fighting Irish offense has not taken the field yet.
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Notre Dame leads Syracuse 21-0 and the Fighting Irish offense has not taken the field yet.
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ok I thought they’d outscore them but this is wild
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
ok I thought they’d outscore them but this is wild
Strange that longtime offensive coach Eli Drinkwitz has a severe case of Defensive Coordinator Brain. Or perhaps he's just a coward.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Strange that longtime offensive coach Eli Drinkwitz has a severe case of Defensive Coordinator Brain. Or perhaps he's just a coward.