maimonides nutz
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Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz) she/her
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Hello new visitors! If you’re thinking of following, please note that while I occasionally take a principled stance, I mostly just shitpost about the Talmud
10/10. Solid criticism. They must be hounded for the meaning of this for the rest of their career
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
10/10. Solid criticism. They must be hounded for the meaning of this for the rest of their career
Aw look how happy they are 😊 and they’re dancing 😊 how sweet 😊
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Aw look how happy they are 😊 and they’re dancing 😊 how sweet 😊
I’m alright, I reminded my friend of the anniversary, I have therapy later (just worked out that way), and I am doing laundry
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I’m alright, I reminded my friend of the anniversary, I have therapy later (just worked out that way), and I am doing laundry
February 10, 2023 was the last day I fully felt like myself
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
February 10, 2023 was the last day I fully felt like myself
Fuck February 10th all the homies hate February 10th
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Fuck February 10th all the homies hate February 10th
I’d always heard that “Pumped Up Kicks” was about a school shooting, but I’d never listened to the words carefully so I thought people meant like…metaphorically. Well I looked them up recently and no no no, it’s very literally about that 😳
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I’d always heard that “Pumped Up Kicks” was about a school shooting, but I’d never listened to the words carefully so I thought people meant like…metaphorically. Well I looked them up recently and no no no, it’s very literally about that 😳
Also they complain about me when I speak more directly after I have tried to resolve the issue cordially many times.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Also they complain about me when I speak more directly after I have tried to resolve the issue cordially many times.
The only plus was supposed to be that they would bring business back to the city, so why is it that they’re clogging up the vibe in cafes but I still can’t go to a bath and body works??
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The only plus was supposed to be that they would bring business back to the city, so why is it that they’re clogging up the vibe in cafes but I still can’t go to a bath and body works??
Of course he was a sales guy for an AI startup.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Of course he was a sales guy for an AI startup.
I was in a cafe and this guy actually went up to the barista and asked her to turn down the music so that he could TAKE A MEETING at full volume 🤦♀️ the audacity of a move like that is baffling like this isn’t your personal office?
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I was in a cafe and this guy actually went up to the barista and asked her to turn down the music so that he could TAKE A MEETING at full volume 🤦♀️ the audacity of a move like that is baffling like this isn’t your personal office?
No one listens to me! They pretend to and then they go on doing the same shit
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
No one listens to me! They pretend to and then they go on doing the same shit
If management doesn’t hire a woman with a baseline conscientiousness I am going to quit. Tired of being the only woman on an all male team
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
If management doesn’t hire a woman with a baseline conscientiousness I am going to quit. Tired of being the only woman on an all male team
Reposted by maimonides nutz
"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
Yeah he got a low hesitation left swipe
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Yeah he got a low hesitation left swipe
“In Yitro Fertilization”
Is this anything??
Is this anything??
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
“In Yitro Fertilization”
Is this anything??
Is this anything??
Came across a dating profile where the first line was “I think social conventions are fascist” and the second line was “I work in an AI startup” and I don’t even know how to begin to parse that
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Came across a dating profile where the first line was “I think social conventions are fascist” and the second line was “I work in an AI startup” and I don’t even know how to begin to parse that
Happy “Will Nutz Make It To Work And Back?” Day!!
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Happy “Will Nutz Make It To Work And Back?” Day!!
Fuck yeah
Good job everyone 🙌
Good job everyone 🙌
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Fuck yeah
Good job everyone 🙌
Good job everyone 🙌
I’m surprised my BART train was almost empty. Save for the man ranting to himself who called me a bitch for sitting too close to him (we were like three seats away from each other)
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I’m surprised my BART train was almost empty. Save for the man ranting to himself who called me a bitch for sitting too close to him (we were like three seats away from each other)
I’m so glad the Super Bowl is in SF this year because I’ve always said “you know what this city needs? more wealthy New England transplants”
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I’m so glad the Super Bowl is in SF this year because I’ve always said “you know what this city needs? more wealthy New England transplants”
Oh I meant I finally watched it a long time ago, but I do appreciate any reminder of its existence :)
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Oh I meant I finally watched it a long time ago, but I do appreciate any reminder of its existence :)