maimonides nutz
@maimonidesnutz.bsky.social
Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz) she/her
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Hello new visitors! If you’re thinking of following, please note that while I occasionally take a principled stance, I mostly just shitpost about the Talmud
It’s always “I love your content!” and never “are you content?” 🙁
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It’s always “I love your content!” and never “are you content?” 🙁
I should go back to sitting at my little table and making art all day. Not putting my body and sanity on the line to serve people who live to resell our stuff and make tik toks complaining about our prices
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I should go back to sitting at my little table and making art all day. Not putting my body and sanity on the line to serve people who live to resell our stuff and make tik toks complaining about our prices
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Oof relatable.
“I’ll totally do some reading/writing on my lunch break” is a lie I tell myself every morning as I stuff a book and notebook into my already heavy tote bag
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oof relatable.
“I’ll totally do some reading/writing on my lunch break” is a lie I tell myself every morning as I stuff a book and notebook into my already heavy tote bag
December 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“I’ll totally do some reading/writing on my lunch break” is a lie I tell myself every morning as I stuff a book and notebook into my already heavy tote bag
“Eating Dates In Babylonia” would be the name of my memoir
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Eating Dates In Babylonia” would be the name of my memoir
I don’t even remember what his reply was in reference to but I remain perpetually obsessed with his reply
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I don’t even remember what his reply was in reference to but I remain perpetually obsessed with his reply
sometimes I just say stuff
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
sometimes I just say stuff
The idea that wanting a partner is some kind of moral/emotional failing needs to go in 2026. Not having a partner sucks for many reasons that have nothing to do with validation…
Tired of the “you need to validate yourself” rhetoric. What am I? a parking garage ticket??
Tired of the “you need to validate yourself” rhetoric. What am I? a parking garage ticket??
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The idea that wanting a partner is some kind of moral/emotional failing needs to go in 2026. Not having a partner sucks for many reasons that have nothing to do with validation…
Tired of the “you need to validate yourself” rhetoric. What am I? a parking garage ticket??
Tired of the “you need to validate yourself” rhetoric. What am I? a parking garage ticket??
Merry second day of Christmas to everyone in the diaspora!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Merry second day of Christmas to everyone in the diaspora!!
Happy Terrible Gift donation day to all who work at a thrift store receiving dock!!
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy Terrible Gift donation day to all who work at a thrift store receiving dock!!
This is how my screen reader read my signature lol
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is how my screen reader read my signature lol
Who the h*ck is Parson Brown?? Why does he get a snowman?
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Who the h*ck is Parson Brown?? Why does he get a snowman?
Do you ever wish you could just like…lick a book or touch it to your forehead and then you’d have all its knowledge?
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Do you ever wish you could just like…lick a book or touch it to your forehead and then you’d have all its knowledge?
He used to say: A brute is not as swift as a coursing river, nor is an ignorant person as forceful as a great typhoon; nor can a timid person have the strength of a raging fire, nor can an impatient person be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. In a place where there are no men, be a man.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
He used to say: A brute is not as swift as a coursing river, nor is an ignorant person as forceful as a great typhoon; nor can a timid person have the strength of a raging fire, nor can an impatient person be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. In a place where there are no men, be a man.
Rabbi Rami Shapiro is the Marcus Herz of our generation
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Rabbi Rami Shapiro is the Marcus Herz of our generation
Bummed that whenever I have an idea that involves skulls, I have to do some research to make sure I’m not signaling the wrong thing
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Bummed that whenever I have an idea that involves skulls, I have to do some research to make sure I’m not signaling the wrong thing
Not on Twitter any more, but let me be very clear. If you ever edit any of my art with AI I will not just haunt you. I will appear as a phantom behind who anyone who mentions you and gently hum the baby shark song until that’s all anyone can think of when they think of you
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Not on Twitter any more, but let me be very clear. If you ever edit any of my art with AI I will not just haunt you. I will appear as a phantom behind who anyone who mentions you and gently hum the baby shark song until that’s all anyone can think of when they think of you
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Hey now, Chinese food is for the Chag, not the erev Chag.
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hey now, Chinese food is for the Chag, not the erev Chag.
I didn’t get Chinese food tonight 😥
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I didn’t get Chinese food tonight 😥
One time I told a guy I’d have to take a “safety precaution” before I got into his car (I send my friend a picture of the license plate) and he said “oh I’d be happy to send another picture so you know I’m not catfishing!” and I was like wow we really have different experiences of dating don’t we?
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
One time I told a guy I’d have to take a “safety precaution” before I got into his car (I send my friend a picture of the license plate) and he said “oh I’d be happy to send another picture so you know I’m not catfishing!” and I was like wow we really have different experiences of dating don’t we?
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all I want from Santa is an Easy Bake Oven of Akhnai
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
all I want from Santa is an Easy Bake Oven of Akhnai
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amplifying
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
amplifying
Do str8 men ever thrift? People keep saying “maybe you’ll meet someone at work” and I’m like doubt it lol
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Do str8 men ever thrift? People keep saying “maybe you’ll meet someone at work” and I’m like doubt it lol
Time to read book
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Time to read book