maimonides nutz
@maimonidesnutz.bsky.social
Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz)
Just kidding
I don’t eat bread
I don’t eat bread
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just kidding
I don’t eat bread
I don’t eat bread
Glad to hear that 😁
I thought maybe #CrossHatchingForGod would resonate more with my base, but Jesus just has that extra oomph
I thought maybe #CrossHatchingForGod would resonate more with my base, but Jesus just has that extra oomph
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Glad to hear that 😁
I thought maybe #CrossHatchingForGod would resonate more with my base, but Jesus just has that extra oomph
I thought maybe #CrossHatchingForGod would resonate more with my base, but Jesus just has that extra oomph
Which reminds me that I think I’m having kale tonight
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Which reminds me that I think I’m having kale tonight
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Men probably fear me too…come to think of it
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Men probably fear me too…come to think of it
me, at the Apple Store: no no trust me, this new watch said $10.95 when I picked it up!
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
me, at the Apple Store: no no trust me, this new watch said $10.95 when I picked it up!
Like yeah lady, I’d rather pay that price too, but that’s not how the world works
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Like yeah lady, I’d rather pay that price too, but that’s not how the world works
One thing I’ve learned about rabbis is that they love talking about becoming rabbis - so I hope their enthusiasm shines upon you
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One thing I’ve learned about rabbis is that they love talking about becoming rabbis - so I hope their enthusiasm shines upon you
Thank you for your support 😊 your work is incredible.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Thank you for your support 😊 your work is incredible.
I hope it’s a fruitful conversation 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I hope it’s a fruitful conversation 🙏
Obviously, only boys are interested in Arctic exploration and only girls are interested in ANTarctic exploration 😮
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Obviously, only boys are interested in Arctic exploration and only girls are interested in ANTarctic exploration 😮
When they say clothes are “boy leaning” or “girl leaning” it feels like a gesture to be inclusive, but gendering books and interests just feels unnecessary.
(I am not wedded to my current assessment and will not double down if someone tells me they think otherwise)
(I am not wedded to my current assessment and will not double down if someone tells me they think otherwise)
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When they say clothes are “boy leaning” or “girl leaning” it feels like a gesture to be inclusive, but gendering books and interests just feels unnecessary.
(I am not wedded to my current assessment and will not double down if someone tells me they think otherwise)
(I am not wedded to my current assessment and will not double down if someone tells me they think otherwise)
Perhaps they should have differentiated the names of our washing appliances a little more
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Perhaps they should have differentiated the names of our washing appliances a little more