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♡ Becca ♡
@goodolebebs.bsky.social
Just the same ole Motherfucker that I ever was. Yada yada yada...My weirdness in words awaits you here: ⬇️
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Speak to me in lyrics so I know it's real.
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Every skeet I have ever saved was a slip of the thumb
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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please unmute me i have something else to say

*armpit farts
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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so i’m supposed to believe this whip is a miracle
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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compared to how it is spelled, the pronunciation of ‘facade’ is one
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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It's like my grandpa always said
Shut the door I'm taking a dump!
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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nothing but fartfaces as far as the eye can see
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Don't forget to look up at the sky
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The only thing more painful than typing into a tv is watching someone else type into a tv
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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please refill your water bottle
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Forget about a butler, I need a personal burrito roller.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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To find out the secret to happiness…
You must first ask the trees…

Have a happy Saturday…
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Coffee has taught me that I can’t live without coffee.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm in a toxic relationship with this Dunkin Iced Cookie Butter Latte.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Dude, I was eating Ramen way before it was cool.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Between you and me, I’d rather stay home today.
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Shout out to everyone missing the point
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Your request to not make it weird was returned to sender.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Pour me a glass of fuck this shit
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Don't forget to step outside just to admire the sky
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Laughing with someone until your tummies hurt is one of the very few things in life that make this existence tolerable
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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just want to devour you
taste you
become one

~ode to a burrito
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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have you soaked in epsom salts about it?
October 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I wish my mind was dishwasher safe.
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I need a sarcasm font
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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feels like the world could really use a loch ness sighting right now
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM