jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
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📍PDX
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Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
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jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
· Oct 2
A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
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Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
Damian Fucking Lillard.
It’s so good to see him putting up shots in a Blazers jersey again.
It’s so good to see him putting up shots in a Blazers jersey again.
February 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Damian Fucking Lillard.
It’s so good to see him putting up shots in a Blazers jersey again.
It’s so good to see him putting up shots in a Blazers jersey again.
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Hard to be sad sipping a blackberry shake
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Hard to be sad sipping a blackberry shake
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We're all traumatized by something it's how we juggle the feelings and anger is what matters..
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
We're all traumatized by something it's how we juggle the feelings and anger is what matters..
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i am going to eat the mona lisa
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
i am going to eat the mona lisa
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Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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i think this thing i love most about the internet is how normal it is
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
i think this thing i love most about the internet is how normal it is
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My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
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If we all reply "yikes" when people post these awful caricature style AI self-portraits, it would definitely help
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If we all reply "yikes" when people post these awful caricature style AI self-portraits, it would definitely help
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Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
Still.
Always.
Always.
Genuinely appreciate those of you hell bent on keeping laughter flowing through the abysmal moments.
Thanks.
♥️
Thanks.
♥️
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Still.
Always.
Always.
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jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets
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Mom look at me, shitposting without a drafts folder
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Mom look at me, shitposting without a drafts folder
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Both posters and users have this weird thing about social media like it matters in the grand scheme of things. We're not changing public policy or perception with the masses. We're fartin around with each other on a burning, sinking boat and I think that's fine
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Both posters and users have this weird thing about social media like it matters in the grand scheme of things. We're not changing public policy or perception with the masses. We're fartin around with each other on a burning, sinking boat and I think that's fine
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if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
Wearing my Hilary Knight jersey, watching the U.S. women’s hockey squad wreck shop, while eating a breakfast burrito from my couch.
This is about as patriotic as I get.
This is about as patriotic as I get.
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Wearing my Hilary Knight jersey, watching the U.S. women’s hockey squad wreck shop, while eating a breakfast burrito from my couch.
This is about as patriotic as I get.
This is about as patriotic as I get.
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Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
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Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
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i just wanna feel whatever cats do that has them making biscuits
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
i just wanna feel whatever cats do that has them making biscuits
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*to Cupid* Just the normal arrows, big dawg