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jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
· Oct 2
A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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It's not too late to ruin Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's not too late to ruin Christmas
Arthur 2: On The Rocks is a Boxing Day movie.
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Arthur 2: On The Rocks is a Boxing Day movie.
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Depeche mode is the best mode after the one that comes with ice cream
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Depeche mode is the best mode after the one that comes with ice cream
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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I beat the shit out of the ghost of christmas past the second he threw back the curtains of my canopy bed. not tonight, you ghastly motherfuckers
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I beat the shit out of the ghost of christmas past the second he threw back the curtains of my canopy bed. not tonight, you ghastly motherfuckers
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Every time I watch Home Alone I’m always more happy about old man Marley reuniting with his family that Kevin reuniting with his
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Every time I watch Home Alone I’m always more happy about old man Marley reuniting with his family that Kevin reuniting with his
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"It's a holiday tv special about a bald, melancholy boy"
Vince Guaraldi:
Vince Guaraldi:
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"It's a holiday tv special about a bald, melancholy boy"
Vince Guaraldi:
Vince Guaraldi:
I know the world is heavy right now. It is for a great many, myself included. This time of year sucks for a lot of people, and it’s fine to not be fine.
Try and remember the holidays are largely arbitrary, and, you are not.
Give yourself some time, and grace.
Take care of yourselves out there.
♥️
Try and remember the holidays are largely arbitrary, and, you are not.
Give yourself some time, and grace.
Take care of yourselves out there.
♥️
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I know the world is heavy right now. It is for a great many, myself included. This time of year sucks for a lot of people, and it’s fine to not be fine.
Try and remember the holidays are largely arbitrary, and, you are not.
Give yourself some time, and grace.
Take care of yourselves out there.
♥️
Try and remember the holidays are largely arbitrary, and, you are not.
Give yourself some time, and grace.
Take care of yourselves out there.
♥️
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As the clock turns toward midnight, the city of Philadelphia waits quietly for a chance to pelt an unsuspecting Santa with size C batteries
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
As the clock turns toward midnight, the city of Philadelphia waits quietly for a chance to pelt an unsuspecting Santa with size C batteries
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thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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People say Santa can deliver all those presents in one night because of magic. What they don’t tell you is, the magic is cocaine.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People say Santa can deliver all those presents in one night because of magic. What they don’t tell you is, the magic is cocaine.
Every year I am exhausted by Kevin’s parent’s entitlement, and irresponsibility. Every year I am angered that they let some random “cop” waltz into their home.
Every year I am upset that Kevin doesn’t get to eat his mac and cheese, and it goes to waste.
Time to do it all over again.
Take care all.
Every year I am upset that Kevin doesn’t get to eat his mac and cheese, and it goes to waste.
Time to do it all over again.
Take care all.
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Every year I am exhausted by Kevin’s parent’s entitlement, and irresponsibility. Every year I am angered that they let some random “cop” waltz into their home.
Every year I am upset that Kevin doesn’t get to eat his mac and cheese, and it goes to waste.
Time to do it all over again.
Take care all.
Every year I am upset that Kevin doesn’t get to eat his mac and cheese, and it goes to waste.
Time to do it all over again.
Take care all.
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commenting “AI slop” as I drive around looking at Christmas lights
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
commenting “AI slop” as I drive around looking at Christmas lights
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I may not have any children but I fold up salvageable gift wrap for reuse like a mother
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I may not have any children but I fold up salvageable gift wrap for reuse like a mother
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it’s that now time when my home office chair becomes the clean laundry holder for the rest of the year
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
it’s that now time when my home office chair becomes the clean laundry holder for the rest of the year
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"What's the matter with misfits? That's where we fit in!"
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"What's the matter with misfits? That's where we fit in!"
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die but who just took too many edibles and looked like he was dead
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die but who just took too many edibles and looked like he was dead
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Need a last-minute gift? Go pick up a Mogwai.
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Need a last-minute gift? Go pick up a Mogwai.
Night strolls on Mulberry.
Got talked into a plain slice, and a bench to snack on.
📸: Little Italy - Manhattan, NY
Got talked into a plain slice, and a bench to snack on.
📸: Little Italy - Manhattan, NY
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Night strolls on Mulberry.
Got talked into a plain slice, and a bench to snack on.
📸: Little Italy - Manhattan, NY
Got talked into a plain slice, and a bench to snack on.
📸: Little Italy - Manhattan, NY
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Calling my seasonal depression symptoms Blue’s Clues Holiday Special
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Calling my seasonal depression symptoms Blue’s Clues Holiday Special
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shut up i’m curating peace
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
shut up i’m curating peace
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Once I’ve been at the Christmas party for 20 minutes—
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Once I’ve been at the Christmas party for 20 minutes—
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