GÖATS OF DÖÖM
@goatsofdoom.bsky.social
Misanthropic Minon of the Mundane
*Profile pic made awesome by the awesome @riotgrlerin@bluesky.com
*Profile pic made awesome by the awesome @riotgrlerin@bluesky.com
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when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
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Sophia will not be denied
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sophia will not be denied
Me when I realize I'm out of milk
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Me when I realize I'm out of milk
I was not able to see the sweet sky light show last night because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I was not able to see the sweet sky light show last night because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.
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Grandson: Look what I can do!!
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Grandson: Look what I can do!!
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
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My abomination has a first name.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My abomination has a first name.
Innocent question: I see how the ladies loved NOSFERATU and now FRANKENSTEIN, but how did you feel about SHAPE OF WATER? Did you all fall in love with the fishdude*?
*not his actual name
*not his actual name
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Innocent question: I see how the ladies loved NOSFERATU and now FRANKENSTEIN, but how did you feel about SHAPE OF WATER? Did you all fall in love with the fishdude*?
*not his actual name
*not his actual name
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*presses intercom button*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
*presses intercom button*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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why repost go then
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why repost go then
ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ
why repost go then
ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ
why repost go then
ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ
Glorious morning in Miami
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Glorious morning in Miami
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what if being alive was free? that'd be petty cool
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
what if being alive was free? that'd be petty cool
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When you try looking through someone else's eyes, things are upside down and kind of filmy.
(Put those BACK in their sockets, Kevin. Your brother needs those to see)
(Put those BACK in their sockets, Kevin. Your brother needs those to see)
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When you try looking through someone else's eyes, things are upside down and kind of filmy.
(Put those BACK in their sockets, Kevin. Your brother needs those to see)
(Put those BACK in their sockets, Kevin. Your brother needs those to see)
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I'm not in a starter pack, I'm in an end you pack.
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm not in a starter pack, I'm in an end you pack.
You could get just about anything from the back of comic books way back in the day...
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
You could get just about anything from the back of comic books way back in the day...
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
g0d I suck
...and other pleasant thoughts I have while I should be sleeping.
...and other pleasant thoughts I have while I should be sleeping.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
g0d I suck
...and other pleasant thoughts I have while I should be sleeping.
...and other pleasant thoughts I have while I should be sleeping.
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
Armchair therapist here: Del Toro creates sensitive monsters women love as a stand-in for himself.
I know I would, GDT!
That'll be a $50 co-pay.
I know I would, GDT!
That'll be a $50 co-pay.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Armchair therapist here: Del Toro creates sensitive monsters women love as a stand-in for himself.
I know I would, GDT!
That'll be a $50 co-pay.
I know I would, GDT!
That'll be a $50 co-pay.
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Too many things are classified as pesky when they’re actually full on demonic.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Too many things are classified as pesky when they’re actually full on demonic.
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The press utterly silent about a clearly impaired elderly GOP president who cannot keep his eyes open. Lapdogs to the end.
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The press utterly silent about a clearly impaired elderly GOP president who cannot keep his eyes open. Lapdogs to the end.
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
A Male You Can Trust
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A Male You Can Trust
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Tax dollars spent to pay White House lawyers to argue in favor of taking away food money from needy people.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tax dollars spent to pay White House lawyers to argue in favor of taking away food money from needy people.